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justplaindoomed

Portland, OR

Member Since 2007

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I've been quite sickly (food poisoning) starting early Sunday morning (3:30am) with horrible hourly vomiting among other things and a strong desire for death. As a result I've been home yesterday and today all alone. I realize I really need human interaction. I mean, only 2 days? That's nuts!!

I thank @Chucosuicide and @Toez for Snapchat entertainment and @Toxic for her sweater-adorned nudie birthday bash....
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tarot:

Awwww not good! Ps. Cutest octopus picture ever haha. I hope you're feeling better :)

Dec 17, 2013

justplaindoomed:

It's a good stretch and strength workout @Hemi i think you'd dig it.

Dec 18, 2013

So, what's the best approach for talking to my apartment managers about compensation/consideration for Sunday-Wednesday without hot water at all (any faucets/dishwasher) and still no warm running shower to date?

selene:

Let them know that the law says you get compensated when basic necessities aren't provided. If heat and water are included, you shouldn't get a discount. They should also take $ off your rent for any laundry services, etc... Th

Dec 13, 2013

toez:

I hope it gets resolved soon!

Dec 13, 2013

My brother and I went and picked out a tree and decorated it!! Can you see all the 8-bit Nintendo ornaments I made?

the_sea:

So cute!

Dec 9, 2013

hemi:

Nice, love it.

Dec 9, 2013

biggerthanitshouldbe!

and is therefor awkward to use.

My penis however has been called "just right", "perfect", "beautiful", and has been described as "a joy to have in your mouth", "shaped to touch everywhere that works!" and "when I closed my eyes and imagine a penis, it's always been yours that pops into my head as the ideal". Nice compliments right? Shame it's just hanging around
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toez:

Well I'm glad you're back. And dude, girls dream about your penis. Gold star!

Dec 7, 2013

Broken.

I'm gonna be quiet on here for a few days.

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hemi:

:(

Dec 4, 2013

kas:

:(

Dec 4, 2013

Broken.

I'm gonna be quiet on here for a few days.

toez:

:(

Dec 4, 2013

I miss oral sex. A lot. It's been far too long since I've given or received.

Cunnalingus is one my favorite things- and I'm really good at it. (Possibly one of the reasons I like it so much)

Also... blowjobs feel wonderful.

Sad times.

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mrdark1500:

I love the taste of a girl's vagina. I've even swallowed a pint of vaginal fluid.

Dec 1, 2013

quince:

That's such a great comparison ahhaah

Dec 3, 2013

I miss oral sex. A lot. It's been far too long since I've given or received.

Cunnalingus is one my favorite things- and I'm really good at it. (Possibly one of the reasons I like it so much)

Also... blowjobs feel wonderful.

Sad times.

toez:

:( You should go out and get some...or something...

Nov 29, 2013

Who wants to come climb with me? You're in or near enough to Portland? Try something new! Really really satisfying and great exercise!

Let's do it!

toez:

Looks like fun, I'd kill myself for sure lol

Nov 21, 2013

Working the earlier shift these next two weeks doing what I'm passionate about at work. Training people. It's a reprieve from some of the mindless repetition of my normal job. I get to have creative control over what i do and a very long leash when it comes to everything i do during this time.

What's a major shame at my job that I've been...
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toez:

I'm a trainer at my job as well! I love it! Although my last 2 trainees quit...I'm sure you won't have that same problem lol

Nov 18, 2013

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