Fuck. I didn't get to go see LotR-RotK tonight like i plannaed on, and by the looks of things i won't be seeing it anytime tomorrow either. Fuck again.
I went and saw my doctor again today. The news wasn't any better this time then it was the first time, as a matter of fact it was kinda worse. My doc has informed me that...
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I went and saw my doctor again today. The news wasn't any better this time then it was the first time, as a matter of fact it was kinda worse. My doc has informed me that...
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Random thought time. This is one of those entries where i like to pretend people actually read this garbage.
I fully realize i may take some flak from everyone in saying this but fuckin' A to our men and women who took down Saddam. It does my heart proud to know we finally got the bastard. Now i know that we didn't find any WoMD...
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I fully realize i may take some flak from everyone in saying this but fuckin' A to our men and women who took down Saddam. It does my heart proud to know we finally got the bastard. Now i know that we didn't find any WoMD...
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sakita:
hey there jerkypants!
go here and fill this out
they give away 5 free memberships for a year!
some thread.
whats up buttercup? i passed yet another test... just waiting on more results.
yay for me!!!!!!!
i miss talking to ya.
much luff.
go here and fill this out
they give away 5 free memberships for a year!
some thread.
whats up buttercup? i passed yet another test... just waiting on more results.
yay for me!!!!!!!
i miss talking to ya.
much luff.
0theamazingrando:
Roll to see if I'm getting drunk!
Bloodhound Gang-
Lift your head up high and blow your brains out!
Do you still go to raves?,
Do you think that Christ saves?,
Do you spend your days in a Purple Haze?,
Do you contemplate what a grape nut is?,
Or could you live drinkin' your own whiz?,
Are you hooked on a feeling are you hooked on gin-n-tonics?,
Are you hooked on fistin...
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Lift your head up high and blow your brains out!
Do you still go to raves?,
Do you think that Christ saves?,
Do you spend your days in a Purple Haze?,
Do you contemplate what a grape nut is?,
Or could you live drinkin' your own whiz?,
Are you hooked on a feeling are you hooked on gin-n-tonics?,
Are you hooked on fistin...
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sakita:
yeah i know that feeling.
i used to play water fire burn and piss everyone off!!!!!!!
oooh i like the bhg!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dont feel that way sir
things are bound to look up soon!
horoscope for the day:The universe is remarkably generous these days. No matter how much money you have, someone else will pick up the tab. The thrifty Archer saves his or her pennies for the purchase of a lifetime.
which is much better than mine!!!!!
Progress is imperceptible, but look at how far you've already come. Glance through an old journal or photo album before moving on. Your old ideas are still as good as you thought they were.
blah i hate when mine is boring.
much love and many hugs!!!
i used to play water fire burn and piss everyone off!!!!!!!
oooh i like the bhg!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dont feel that way sir
things are bound to look up soon!
horoscope for the day:The universe is remarkably generous these days. No matter how much money you have, someone else will pick up the tab. The thrifty Archer saves his or her pennies for the purchase of a lifetime.
which is much better than mine!!!!!
Progress is imperceptible, but look at how far you've already come. Glance through an old journal or photo album before moving on. Your old ideas are still as good as you thought they were.
blah i hate when mine is boring.
much love and many hugs!!!
dravenraine:
Of course they do!!! * gets out paddle*
Bend over bitch!
Bend over bitch!
I was talikin' to dravenraine earlier today on her thread about our occupations and it got me to thinking about my career as a pro wrestler.
So, i thought i might babble about it for a bit here in my journal so those of you who read this drivel will have an idea what it is i like to do and maybe give some of...
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So, i thought i might babble about it for a bit here in my journal so those of you who read this drivel will have an idea what it is i like to do and maybe give some of...
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dravenraine:
I made it to work and back home!!!!! yey for me! 
freakpirate:
I always wanted to try my hand at wrestling but I have neither the time nor the money. Also I'm in far too poor physical shape for it.
I feel like i've gone 3 rounds with a young Mike Tyson.
I've had some sort of 48 hour bug and i was pretty damn sure at on point saturday night that i was gonna die, or i wanted to at least.
I almost feel human again, or at least as close as a giant fookin' mutant as meself ever comes to human.
*Blllleeeeegggghhhhh*
Ugh,...
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I've had some sort of 48 hour bug and i was pretty damn sure at on point saturday night that i was gonna die, or i wanted to at least.
I almost feel human again, or at least as close as a giant fookin' mutant as meself ever comes to human.
*Blllleeeeegggghhhhh*
Ugh,...
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fentopal:
Thanks for the compliment -- I'm not always good at accepting them, but I definitely appreciate it. Hope you're feeling better.
piggers:
hey, bad news on the illness. me and my g/f are just getting over some stupid cold.
Thanks for the comment on the profile pic, and I'm glad you support the cause. Death To Nazis. The only movement I wish death on
Thanks for the comment on the profile pic, and I'm glad you support the cause. Death To Nazis. The only movement I wish death on
" Oh the weather outside is frightful, but inside it's so delightful....."
I gots the holy spirit in me...WHOOO!
Eh, not really, but i am very quickly getting into the Christmas spirit as i spent the majority of yesterday evening hanging up wreaths and what have you all over the outside of the house.
If it will ever stop goddamn raining i'm gonna get the...
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I gots the holy spirit in me...WHOOO!
Eh, not really, but i am very quickly getting into the Christmas spirit as i spent the majority of yesterday evening hanging up wreaths and what have you all over the outside of the house.
If it will ever stop goddamn raining i'm gonna get the...
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monsterjoe:
My mom loves Christmas. The woman's got enough ornaments to decorate three trees, and that's not an exageration.
I personally think it's too commercial, but I wouldn't consider myself a humbug.
-Joe
I personally think it's too commercial, but I wouldn't consider myself a humbug.
-Joe
enigma1:
no josh, you never did anything inappropriate, silly. i like flirting with people, but the emails i got from some people were just disgustingly rude. 
This sucks.
My life is suddenly full of drama.
I really don't want to but if push comes to shove (and yes, the pun was intended) I am gonna have to fight someone, maybe multiple people.
Damn, i try and be a good little bastard but some people just don't know when to shut their big, bullshit spewin', mouths.
I will try my best to...
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My life is suddenly full of drama.
I really don't want to but if push comes to shove (and yes, the pun was intended) I am gonna have to fight someone, maybe multiple people.
Damn, i try and be a good little bastard but some people just don't know when to shut their big, bullshit spewin', mouths.
I will try my best to...
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helm:
Make sure you bring a baseball bat. They always seem to help me in fights.
sakita:
wha??? DRAMA??!!!
i feel so out of the loop.
wahts going on?
oooh im all on line now and stuff!
take care!
much love
i feel so out of the loop.
wahts going on?
oooh im all on line now and stuff!
take care!
much love
All in all this weekend wasn't to bad i suppose.
I did a big bucket full o' nothin'.
I have watched Sinbad, Bruce All Mighty, X2, Revenge of the Nerds, To Kill A Mockingbird, A Christmas Story, and the complete 4th season of the Sopranos. Yes, i do live life at a truly breakneck speed.
Damn, i'm boring.
Ooh...ooh...and i got laid. Big time laid....
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I did a big bucket full o' nothin'.
I have watched Sinbad, Bruce All Mighty, X2, Revenge of the Nerds, To Kill A Mockingbird, A Christmas Story, and the complete 4th season of the Sopranos. Yes, i do live life at a truly breakneck speed.
Damn, i'm boring.
Ooh...ooh...and i got laid. Big time laid....
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unnecessaryz:
Trust me when I say this: I know. I'm made out of bullshit. All is good.
angelfuck13:
Hey did you see the Trish Stratus Camel Toe from Hell last night?!!? 
I'ts late/early and i'm so tired that the tips of my hair hurt.
Nothing to say really, just wanted to get rid of that last entry cause looking at it was depressing me again.
It's hard to be witty and ireverent when your eyes are rolling up into the back of your head ( on the bright side though i do a mean Undertaker impression...
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Nothing to say really, just wanted to get rid of that last entry cause looking at it was depressing me again.
It's hard to be witty and ireverent when your eyes are rolling up into the back of your head ( on the bright side though i do a mean Undertaker impression...
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dravenraine:
new pic
dravenraine:
check out "why is that" under hookup
I will in 4 days, be 29 years old. I do not point this out for the hope of the good tidings of well wishers, i point it out because in the 29 years i will have been on this earth i have accomplished relatively nothing.
None of my dreams, none of my hopes, none of the promises i've made to myself, and most importantly...
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None of my dreams, none of my hopes, none of the promises i've made to myself, and most importantly...
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sakita:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
29 spankings
29 pokes
29 balloons
just two candles (29 might burn down the house)
29 hugs
hope you have a fun day!
29 spankings
29 pokes
29 balloons
just two candles (29 might burn down the house)
29 hugs
hope you have a fun day!
monsterjoe:
HBD!
Birthdays rawk.
enjoy.
-Joe
Birthdays rawk.
enjoy.
-Joe
Weird shit.
Let us speak of weird shit, my people.
No, i don't mean little piles of dog poop with googly eyes and party hats. I mean the things that happen to us in our lives that leave us giving the situation our best impersination of the RCA dog.
For example-
I met, and was serviced by a deaf/mute stripper once. No lie. She kept...
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Let us speak of weird shit, my people.
No, i don't mean little piles of dog poop with googly eyes and party hats. I mean the things that happen to us in our lives that leave us giving the situation our best impersination of the RCA dog.
For example-
I met, and was serviced by a deaf/mute stripper once. No lie. She kept...
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jora:
When I was 14, I released the Shadow Santas into the world through a knothole in a wooden bench. They lived under my bed all through High School and would chase me around in fields late at night. They said that they wanted me to be their Queen. I declined.
monsterjoe:
???
Weird shit?
I was on my way to my first orgy and a Christian acquaintance of mine called me for the first time out of the blue and want to talk about God literally as I was stepping out the door.
On a different occasion I had just broken up (tragicly) with a woman I believed to be my soul mate. I met a girl stayed out all night partying with her and then she dragged me to a church the next day to hear a sermon about forgiving lovers.
I grew up in one of the worst neighborhoods in Sacramento and came out without a scratch while my brother had to fight for his life on several occasions.
I have always believed that if I make it into combat I will be killed. I have tried everything I know to make it to Iraq and I keep getting denied.
I have never been fired from a job. I have been generally well liked. I have no major illnesses or infirmaties or dibilitating addictions. I have felt "blessed" on more than one occasion.
Nope, I don't believe in God.
When I end up in hell I won't blame God for not trying.
-Joe
Weird shit?
I was on my way to my first orgy and a Christian acquaintance of mine called me for the first time out of the blue and want to talk about God literally as I was stepping out the door.
On a different occasion I had just broken up (tragicly) with a woman I believed to be my soul mate. I met a girl stayed out all night partying with her and then she dragged me to a church the next day to hear a sermon about forgiving lovers.
I grew up in one of the worst neighborhoods in Sacramento and came out without a scratch while my brother had to fight for his life on several occasions.
I have always believed that if I make it into combat I will be killed. I have tried everything I know to make it to Iraq and I keep getting denied.
I have never been fired from a job. I have been generally well liked. I have no major illnesses or infirmaties or dibilitating addictions. I have felt "blessed" on more than one occasion.
Nope, I don't believe in God.
When I end up in hell I won't blame God for not trying.
-Joe
I read Sakitas last post and thought..."damn, maybe she's got a point there"... so i've done away with the last journal entry in the interest of my not being zotted into oblivion.
More dumb crap later.
More dumb crap later.
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estrada:
Zotting is bad.
But the comic Zot isn't.
But the comic Zot isn't.
sakita:
i was worried for a moment! i dont wanna lose the bestest here!!!!!
i checked the links...and put them in my favourites to check at a later date...today!
hehehe btw norwegian is much much better than danish!!!
yay!!!
i wanna take norwegian next i think!
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i was worried for a moment! i dont wanna lose the bestest here!!!!!
i checked the links...and put them in my favourites to check at a later date...today!
hehehe btw norwegian is much much better than danish!!!
yay!!!
i wanna take norwegian next i think!
[Edited on Nov 24, 2003 2:29AM]
Be careful out there. Try not to get yourself too hurt wrestling. You want to be around to watch your kids grwo up and stuff.
And my exes always liked chocolate for their periods.
Guess I should set up my christmas tree with my 5 ornaments.
The Aquabats --PIZZA DAY
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Well I remember my first day at public school
I was very scared of getting pummeled
And sure enough I did at first recess
I got pegged in the head by a big red ball
It stung and my head hung
Back to class with a bloody nose
And soon it was lunchtime
Mom said I should ask about how poor kids can get fed
So I got a book of tickets and a schedule and it read:
Monday - Hot Dog, Tuesday - Taco
Wednesday - Hamburgers and Chocolate Milk
Thursday - Sloppy Joes and doritos in a bag
Friday was Pizza Day, the best day of the week
All the kids would line up super early just to eat
Monday - Hot Dog, Tuesday - Taco
Wednesday - Hamburgers and Chocolate Milk
Thursday - Sloppy Joes and doritos in a bag
Friday was Pizza Day, the best day of the week
It always came with salad and a side of cold green beans
Hooray for Pizza Day
Hooray for Pizza Day
I miss Pizza Day
The best day of the week
Well, I remember my first day in Jr. High
I had hairspray in my hair
And my pants were way too tight
And all the breakers and new wavers
And the rockers and the preps
Would all be in their places
On the front lawn or the steps
I hung out with some punker kids
Who used to make me laugh
I got thrown in the dumpster
By some rich kids near the caf
As time went on we figured out
It was totally uncool
To eat the welfare lunch
Provided by the school
So in poser-punker fashion
We just mooched off all the kids
And lived off eating candy bars
And bags of nacho chips
Monday - Hot Dog, Tuesday - Taco
Wednesday - Hamburgers and Chocolate Milk
Thursday - Sloppy Joes and doritos in a bag
Friday was Pizza Day, the best day of the week
It always came with salad and a side of cold green beans
Hooray for Pizza Day
Hooray for Pizza Day
I miss Pizza Day
The best day of the week
Well now I?m out of school
And I don?t have a job
(You?re a slob!)
I just sit around all sweaty and lethargic
And I?m just thinking ?bout where it all went wrong
Why I can?t concentrate
On anything but reruns
I wish I had some more stability
I wish I had somebody making lunch for me
I guess I miss the simple things in life
The thought of Pizza Day
I thought it was stupid then
But I wish I had it now
I miss my
Monday - Hot Dog, Tuesday - Taco
Wednesday - Hamburgers and Chocolate Milk
Thursday - Sloppy Joes and doritos in a bag
Friday was Pizza Day, the best day of the week
It always came with salad and a side of cold green beans
Hooray for Pizza Day
Hooray for Pizza Day
Hooray for Pizza Day
Hooray for Pizza Day
I miss Pizza Day
Best day of the week!