If you ever have the opportunity to explain a giant dildo fight, it would be smart to start off with the sentence...
"When I used to run an adult bookstore, we used to have giant dildo fights."
And not...
"Giant dildos... man, those things hurt".
For the simple reason that people will think you use the dildo for the intended reason and not for having...
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"When I used to run an adult bookstore, we used to have giant dildo fights."
And not...
"Giant dildos... man, those things hurt".
For the simple reason that people will think you use the dildo for the intended reason and not for having...
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alyk:
Thank you! Love you too... 
reaper_man:
Rex Manning will have to wait- no machine was delivered yesterday. 
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reaper_man:
I responded here because I know how addicted you are to comments
alyk:
Yes, I'm totally psyched to go! I'm trying to avoid alcohol and carbs for the rest of the summer, so I will probably make you drink beer and eat corn dogs so I can again live vicariously through you! Bring you appetite, yo.
shellymc:
She's hot!
and you should be thrilled you missed my stage show...
my duds were a complete flop in comparison with everyone elses
and you should be thrilled you missed my stage show...
my duds were a complete flop in comparison with everyone elses
reaper_man:
yup, used it about what, 4 times alone yesterday? 
alyk:
What the hell is this, sir?
shellymc:
I make that face an awful lot..
While the pay will be good, I think I'll be quite content with just working the regular 40 hours instead of crazy overtime with extentions. I did it last night and it was less than fun. Why is it when everyone else extends, they get the "stand there and break jams while making 25 bucks an hours" extention, but when I do, it's the "bend...
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shellymc:
damn work!
i was gonna say... if you get out before eight or nine you should head over to the Palladium!
you can always get tickets at the door as they are not sold out.
But you are probably working an overnight shift or something.
anyway, i'm heading out..
if for some reason you do get out before nine or ten.. you should go..
i was gonna say... if you get out before eight or nine you should head over to the Palladium!
you can always get tickets at the door as they are not sold out.
But you are probably working an overnight shift or something.
anyway, i'm heading out..
if for some reason you do get out before nine or ten.. you should go..
Not once, but twice I had things dropped on my head tonight. First was a 15 pound metal pole used to break jams. I was bent over picking something up and it "fell" and hit me in the back of the head. Second was a package. It was only 10 pounds, but it fell from 20 feet in the air.
If I didn't know any...
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shellymc:
and so the mystery unravels...
they want your job!
and i love starbucks frapaccinos, or is it Frappacinos?
but alas, i'm trying to watch my sugar intake also.
i tried their banana coconut one a couple weeks back, slurped that thing down
so fast...and got the almighty brainfreeze!
they want your job!
and i love starbucks frapaccinos, or is it Frappacinos?
but alas, i'm trying to watch my sugar intake also.
i tried their banana coconut one a couple weeks back, slurped that thing down
so fast...and got the almighty brainfreeze!
shellymc:
Those drinks are like dessert in a cup!
way too addictive
which is why i seldom drink the stuff
way too addictive
which is why i seldom drink the stuff
Yeah, that whole "more hours at work" thing? It only works when you run your belt like shit and have to stay to clean things up. Unfortunately, I'm great at what I do, so I was out early tonight. Man, it sucks being awesome sometimes...
Of course, I'm kidding. I did get out a bit early, but that's fine by me as I'm certain I'll...
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Of course, I'm kidding. I did get out a bit early, but that's fine by me as I'm certain I'll...
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alyk:
I know--my sleep schedule is all screwy lately. I hate it.
alyk:
I'm tired all day too--it makes me feel like such a loser.
I will be at the Cape with my mother in law on July 4th, which is a fate worse than death.
I will be at the Cape with my mother in law on July 4th, which is a fate worse than death.
There was a big move at work. I am no longer the 30 Door supervisor. I am now the PD-2 supervisor. I now have to take care of 8 loads, 6 of which are Maine... more zip codes than the Connecticuts I was dealing with before. Luckily, my people know what they're doing, so I have a bit easier of a time. Plus, I start...
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alyk:
I know! I remember that!
shellymc:
I could have come up with a better list of controversial films!
yeah...
a lot of people are not digging the Davinci code..
but i didn't think it was that bad at all..
however, i did enjoy the book more
yeah...
a lot of people are not digging the Davinci code..
but i didn't think it was that bad at all..
however, i did enjoy the book more
I want a jetpack. That would rule. Remember that, those of you who may be in the giving mood this upcoming holiday season.
I also want a girlfriend, but I'm too lazy to fill out all that information in the dating profile... there's like 10 things they want you to check off. Fuck that noise.
I need Netflix suggestions, because after seasons 2 and 3...
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I also want a girlfriend, but I'm too lazy to fill out all that information in the dating profile... there's like 10 things they want you to check off. Fuck that noise.
I need Netflix suggestions, because after seasons 2 and 3...
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shellymc:
I really liked "Unbreakable" too..
surprised at how many people didnt like it.
another good comedy is "Dazed and confused"..
have you seen that one?
surprised at how many people didnt like it.
another good comedy is "Dazed and confused"..
have you seen that one?
shellymc:
no matter how many times i watch "Real genius"...
i always laugh!
its a cult classic.
definately the type of film they should have midnight screenings to.
i always laugh!
its a cult classic.
definately the type of film they should have midnight screenings to.
Dirty little secret: I like the way that envelope glue tastes.
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lita_____:
I wanted to apologize for my recent suckage. I'm still planning on DaVinci Code with you, if you're still interested. Next week I probably won't have a job, so that frees me up considerably.
Sorry I stink.
Sorry I stink.
The power went out at UPS tonight. We had a nice little 1.5 hour break in the middle of the work day. Unfortunately they still expected us to cram 130,000 packages through and into loads in an hour less than originally planned.
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reaper_man:
there is no A/C at UPS- at least in the package building...
reaper_man:
for fuck's sake:
FTW- can be used as either "For The Win" or "Fuck The World"
FTL- "For The Loss"
LAX- Lacrosse
consider yourself edumicated foo!
FTW- can be used as either "For The Win" or "Fuck The World"
FTL- "For The Loss"
LAX- Lacrosse
consider yourself edumicated foo!
I can't sleep.
I may have lost my extentions because the day boss is a nimrod, but the night boss came through and got me a couple this week and possibly next. I like the night boss. Best part, it's training. I know my shit, so it should be pretty darn easy. I just have to remember to bring my binder with my training stuff...
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I may have lost my extentions because the day boss is a nimrod, but the night boss came through and got me a couple this week and possibly next. I like the night boss. Best part, it's training. I know my shit, so it should be pretty darn easy. I just have to remember to bring my binder with my training stuff...
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reaper_man:
just like me- if you don't get to sleep by a certain time- you don't
oh well, Sat I might have another lax game- districts, w00t. we'll play it by ear
oh well, Sat I might have another lax game- districts, w00t. we'll play it by ear
shellymc:
I'm not a cold weather person at all...
but definately have more trouble sleeping with the heat.
We have central air..but haven't started using it yet.
It gets pretty expensive!
but definately have more trouble sleeping with the heat.
We have central air..but haven't started using it yet.
It gets pretty expensive!