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Well, the week with Brian is over. I'm sad. We did have fun though. Drove into Miami for a day. It was pretty rad. Miami rules so much, they even have Will Smith and Shaq standing at the city limits saying hi to everyone, giving out free tickets to a Miami Heat game or to see I, Robot. I'm kind of pissed I'm broke, because...
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I have a huge update and I plan on doing it soon, but first I have to drive to West Palm Beach... fucking shit.

Manchurian Canidate = fucked up. I do have this to say though. If I see another close up of Denzel Washington, it will be too soon...

I tried to quit tonight, but they just pulled me back in. The douche-nozzle chef was yelling at me tonight so I took my apron off and told the boss that I didn't have to take it and I'd just turn my shirts in when I got my last paycheck... fucking hell if they didn't call me back in and then Chance just yelled at...
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I went to Miami Beach today. It was awesome. Will Smith was hanging out at the city limits with a giant sign that said "Welcome to Miami.... Please see I, Robot".


Well, I had to work tonight. I was all set to go in and have them send me home. Just as well, I need the money. Working 2 jobs already and looking for number...
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I, Robot was fucking rad. It was bad ass. It was fucking rad-ass.

I went to work tonight only to learn that there was more people there than needed, so I got an extra day off.

They accidentally gave me an extra cheesburger at Wendy's tonight.

I got some sun on the left arm. Not complaining because It was from hanging it out of Brian's...
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Boo yeah, mother fuckers... Brian is in town from Massachusetts.


We saw Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle... fucking hillarious, to the X-treme.

I had more Taco Bell than I care to imagine... tomorrow should be fun, potty wise. Granted that's TMI on my part, but guess what, it could have gone without saying...

Hot wings and cold beer. The single greatest snack.... ever.

I've been having weird memories lately... just things like day camp when I was 4. I don't know, it's probably nothing.


That is all...

I think I realized why I haven't just up and quit my second job. I will go in and fuck up, like making a whole thing of tartar sauce when there was a pre-made gallon right where I was told it was (my b) but then I'll end up spending 4 hours in the freezer getting wasted on vanilla vodka. Works for me. I think...
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I feel like I should say something. I feel like this moment in time is for me to say something deep and purposeful, something that would change peoples lives forever. The only thing is that I've had the theme song to the old Gummi Bears cartoon stuck in my head all fucking day. So, to make you all as miserable as I am now, here...
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I didn't quit last night. For some reason, it went rather swimmingly. No one talked down to me except Gerald. Gerald is a cantankerous old man who's a complete douche-nozzle to everyone. It was fun to make fun of him with the head chef. I will be giving my list of days that I can't work at Ocean's and I'll be talking to someone to...
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I don't have to work until 5 tonight. I'm giving a weeks notice. It's one of my other neighbors birthday tonight and I was invited out to dinner with them, instead I get to be yelled at like I'm some foriegn asshole that can't speak english but is more than willing to work for 3.35 an hour. If that was the case, I'd be picking...
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