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My tongue is purple. For the love of Rowdy Roddy Piper, I love grape Kool-Aid.

She may be an idiot, but that's why I love her. Jessica Simpson is just like a cartoon character based on herself. Like the new VMA commercials. One where she gets a call saying they're in Miami, so she tears apart her bedroom and eventually finds her passport. I would love to have Jessica Simpson as a pet. Every time she did something so adorably...
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Young MC, why do your lyrics dictate my life.

"You've got no money,
You've got no car,
You've got no woman...
So there you are."

How true that rings... I am indeed here.

I need money. Not just like an extra 60 bucks here and there, but some serious coinage. Did you know I did my 7th grade science project on mutagenic occurances in human...
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my heart hurts... I'm going back to bed now.

R. Kelley and Jay-Z are touring together this year. The name of the tour? Best of Both Worlds Tour. I wonder if anyone told either of them what that means... probably not, seeing as how they're going through with it. I say that transexuals of the world should protest outside of every venue this tour plays... that would be hi-fucking-larious. Also, for the record, running...
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I think that Dumbo would be a million times better if there was one well placed curse word. When the crows are starting to make fun of him and are at the end of the first verse, a nice "shit" would have been fantastic.

"I've seen a horse fly"
"I've seen a dragon fly"
" he he...I've seen a house fly"
"(Shit) I've seen all...
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Now for the update.

I didn't want to say this prematurely, but my truck was stolen... sort of. The guido I was selling it to gave me a thousand bucks then borrowed it, as he had before, but never came back with the rest of the cash. He's not anwsering his phone and he's not down the street where he used to be. I guess...
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I only sleep about 4 hours a night, but its a very deep sleep. Well, I was woken up tonight with my patio furniture being blown down the hall. Shit. Guess it really is hurricane season.


I think I have to go fill my bathtub with fresh water or something.

I have a lot to say, but not now... I'm such a tease.