Janet has "company", so that means I had to check out of Bootyland Motel for a couple hours. I went to the movies to pass my time. I saw Constantine and Son of the Mask.
Constantine was good, but I have to see it again, because there's apparently one scene that comes after the credits. No big deal, I paid for a matinee ticket, so...
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Constantine was good, but I have to see it again, because there's apparently one scene that comes after the credits. No big deal, I paid for a matinee ticket, so...
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xposingxpinupx:
Three's a Company? Janet? has company? 
xposingxpinupx:
I see i see, my mom is the queen of weird boyfriends, but that could be because she picks most of them up in AA. Nothing says love like celebrating your five year sobriety chip with dinner and a bottle of bacardi. Woohoo go mom. 
The ice-cream truck keeps driving by my street because I'm so close to the beach. Every time it goes by, it's playing the Mexican Hat Dance over the loud speakers.
I don't know if I want a ice cream cone or a burrito, I'm so confused.
I don't know if I want a ice cream cone or a burrito, I'm so confused.
xposingxpinupx:
Haha you crack me up, I always seem to post in the same thread as you. I am not kidding you the ice cream guy in my old neighborhood wore a patch over his right eye. I didnt know if i wanted an ice cream or to sail the seven seas. 
xposingxpinupx:
You are on to me, I am in fact sitting outside your journal right now. 
Finally got my security deposit back, so I finally had some cash in the bank so I finally got my taxes done, so I will have more money in my bank account in the next 2 weeks, so I can buy my ass some transportation so I can get to and from the job I got.
I have an open house to go to at...
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I have an open house to go to at...
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Holy Frijoles. 5 comments? Things are coming up Milhouse. I don't think I've had 5 comments on this site in the year that I've been a member. Now here I thought no one could see what I was typing. Just goes to show you.
Janet has boyfriends visting all week, so I'm going to be seeing a lot of movies. Unfortunately the cool movies don't...
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Janet has boyfriends visting all week, so I'm going to be seeing a lot of movies. Unfortunately the cool movies don't...
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I took a mini tour of Florida Gulf Coast University today and it seemed like a nice place. I have an open house to go to on the 19th, and I'll set up a tour sometime soon. They like the students to have a B average or higher out of highschool, but like a minimum of 880 on the SAT's. Luckily, they admit on a...
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mikedawg13:
Nice tat of Grim...I was thinking of getting him back in the day but afraid someone would fuck him up.
xposingxpinupx:
haha just saw your comment in the "It's Saturday night" thread. Why is when we are up late we are always drawn to M*A*S*H ?LOL.
Things didn't go horribly today.
I had 50 bucks in my bank account.
Called AOL to cancel my account, and they gave me 3 months free. That saved me the 26 I was going to have to pay which wouldn't have left enough for the 36 I needed for my storage facility.
I went into Deerfield and emptied out my storage unit two days before...
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I had 50 bucks in my bank account.
Called AOL to cancel my account, and they gave me 3 months free. That saved me the 26 I was going to have to pay which wouldn't have left enough for the 36 I needed for my storage facility.
I went into Deerfield and emptied out my storage unit two days before...
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One week until Valentine's Day. Meh. This is probably the only time I will talk about it here.
Janet (my mom) hates me.
Just a little back story for anyone who doesn't know. When we moved to Naples last month or so, she joined Weight Watchers. Because she can't do it alone, I decided to be the good son and join her as I could stand to lose a few myself. Well, the first week I lost 5.6 and this week I lost...
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Just a little back story for anyone who doesn't know. When we moved to Naples last month or so, she joined Weight Watchers. Because she can't do it alone, I decided to be the good son and join her as I could stand to lose a few myself. Well, the first week I lost 5.6 and this week I lost...
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jadednerdgirl:
guys seem to lose it faster too on weight watchers. I noticed between my brother and dad then my mom and me. the guys didn't do as much as we did.
This is going to be my last update before the Superbowl, just so I can keep the prediction I made last week on the front.
I got a summons from New York today. Apparently on November 11th, I parked at an expired meter in NYC. Guess what... I've never been to NYC. The guy who stole/bought my truck is still going on with my plates....
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I got a summons from New York today. Apparently on November 11th, I parked at an expired meter in NYC. Guess what... I've never been to NYC. The guy who stole/bought my truck is still going on with my plates....
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The song stuck in my head for the last 2 days? The Mahna Mahna song from the muppets that is now being used in the commercial for Cherry Vanilla Dr. Pepper.
Doo, doo, doo-doo-doo, mahna mahna, doo, doo, doo-doo, mahna mahna, doo, doo, doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo, doo, doo-doo-doo-doo, doo, doo, doo
Now, it's stuck in your head too.....
muah hahaha.
Mahna Mahna and the Snowths....
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Doo, doo, doo-doo-doo, mahna mahna, doo, doo, doo-doo, mahna mahna, doo, doo, doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo, doo, doo-doo-doo-doo, doo, doo, doo
Now, it's stuck in your head too.....
muah hahaha.
Mahna Mahna and the Snowths....
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bostonbootgirl:
Hello to another fellow "Masshole" living in south Florida! It's nice but hard to be from home isn't it?
I forget which stand-up comic did a bit on getting new glasses, but its pretty darn true. He went on about how people seem to put off getting new glasses to the last possible moment, but are shocked when they finally do get them and can see, like it wasn't the easiest thing in the world to do. In any case, I do the bit...
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