I am so bored. Janet goes back to Massachusetts for 2 weeks on Sunday. I'll be using her car for the 2 weeks she's gone, which will give me time to go get the official motorcycle licence. Then when she comes back, she can give me a ride out to buy it, although, I think I'm going out to Ft Lauderdale for a day or...
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An open letter to Terri Hatcher.
Dear Terri,
Shut the fuck up. You suck, your show sucks, and I wouldn't bang you with a stolen dick. If I have to endure one more minute of why your co-stars are mad at you because you were in the center of the Vanity Fair cover shoot (it was all over the tv today, 5 different stations simultaneously...
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Dear Terri,
Shut the fuck up. You suck, your show sucks, and I wouldn't bang you with a stolen dick. If I have to endure one more minute of why your co-stars are mad at you because you were in the center of the Vanity Fair cover shoot (it was all over the tv today, 5 different stations simultaneously...
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xposingxpinupx:
they are a hassle cause you have to be careful how you sit. And the way you sit to make sure your lady bits arent showing is usually hella uncomfortable. And you have to worry about the wind blowing it up over your head. And here in louisiana thats all it is. windy.
Like yesterday my shoe came untied and i couldnt bend over and tie it cause wal-mart would have seen my ass. So, i had to have someone do it for me.
the one benefit was it was easy to pee. just lift and sit.
Like yesterday my shoe came untied and i couldnt bend over and tie it cause wal-mart would have seen my ass. So, i had to have someone do it for me.
the one benefit was it was easy to pee. just lift and sit.
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...maybe she stuffs her bra.
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I usually enjoy eating at Denny's. The food isn't horrible and it's a fun place to people watch at 3 in the morning. Today, however, was a different story. It must have been the waiter's second day because it took him 30 minutes to get our drinks. When the food arrived 30 minutes after that, it was both cold, and wrong. That was an excusable...
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alyk:
eh, I guess a dollar is a good trade off for a gallon a hot sauce...
alyk:
So, Janet can't cook and she's terribly cruel to you, among other things...I beginning to think she might be completely devoid of any redeeming qualities...I'd rather live in the dorms... 
I saw Sin City tonight. I went to a matinee because I'm broke like my home, but it would have been well worth the full price. So much so I will probably see it when my check from my dad comes in, and buy it on DVD. Quick note, the ticket taker doesn't like it when you say
"That's a weird way to spell Angela"...
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"That's a weird way to spell Angela"...
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alyk:
what kind of movie theater sells tacos? I would be wicked pissed if the guy behind me at the movies was eating tacos...Is there a way to eat them quietly?
alyk:
I had a feeling you were too much of a sweetheart to annoy the people in front of you with loud tacos...
After a little bit of throwing up, a bit of pacing back and forth, and a bit of shaking so much I could barely dial, I called my dad and asked for the money. He's sending it, like I knew he would, and I'm paying it back as soon as possible. Now I can get a car, I can pay my mom the rent she...
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xip:
I know people who drive around the state to get laid by people they met on the Internet. It pisses me off. How lazy is that? GO OUT TO A FUCKING BAR AND GET LAID BY A STRANGER YOU PIN ALL YOUR DREAMS ON LIKE THE REST OF US. Lousy weirdos...
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alyk:
well, I wouldn't waste my time with a girl over 21...used goods...phfft...
Boca Burgers Rule
They may smell like burnt corn flakes
But rule with hot sauce
School application.
An essay is all that's left.
Then I can mail it.
I shake all the time.
I drink way too much soda.
It's time to cut back.
I am so damn bored.
Someone come arm wrestle me.
The gauntlet is thrown.
If anyone can loan me 2540 dollars,...
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They may smell like burnt corn flakes
But rule with hot sauce
School application.
An essay is all that's left.
Then I can mail it.
I shake all the time.
I drink way too much soda.
It's time to cut back.
I am so damn bored.
Someone come arm wrestle me.
The gauntlet is thrown.
If anyone can loan me 2540 dollars,...
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xposingxpinupx:
I would if i had the money. Well, maybe. You would have to give me some form of collateral though. LIKE A FREAKING KIDNEY. 
alyk:
I know, lovey...that's why I suggested it...break dance fighting kicks ass... 
Oh, Gil Grissom, why are your puns before the opening credits either so horrible they make me want to shut off the television or so hilarious I can't stop laughing until after the first commercial break?
I caught a bit of the final four on television today. Why is the big ol' macho NBA using songs from the Josie and the Pussycats movie as commercial...
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I caught a bit of the final four on television today. Why is the big ol' macho NBA using songs from the Josie and the Pussycats movie as commercial...
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alyk:
why did you leave worcester? they have a mall and the dcu center, and umm...well, I think that might be all worcester has....oh, and they have an assload of snow... 
alyk:
It's an inflatable bunny by Jeff Koons, the weirdo who is also responsible for this
Oh man, I am so tired.
First, just as I was about to go to sleep, mother dear decides that it's time to go to the museum. I am glad that I got to go, as there was a fantastic Matese and Picasso exhibit. They don't allow cameras or phones in the exhibit, but I took a picture of the sentinal statues out front with...
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First, just as I was about to go to sleep, mother dear decides that it's time to go to the museum. I am glad that I got to go, as there was a fantastic Matese and Picasso exhibit. They don't allow cameras or phones in the exhibit, but I took a picture of the sentinal statues out front with...
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schoolgirl:
awww, night hon. "I hope you have some deep and interesting dreams that you will ponder tomorrow." that's what I tell my daughter every night before I love you.
I'M NOT GOING GRAY!!! Boo yeah.
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alyk:
Thank god for horny elderly ladies...
chelsea:
Thanks for the compliment on my set, and I can't wait to go grey, it will be much easier to dye my hair...
I want a boca burger... I can't wait the three hours for Publix to open so I can go get some. I'll just have to settle for a yogurt.
... again, if I go gray, I'll be back. Cross my heart.
... again, if I go gray, I'll be back. Cross my heart.
Shit. Tomorrow is my billing day and I only have a dollar fifty in my bank account. I may be gray for a week, but I am going to try to keep that from happening. Right now, I'm off to get my ass employed and try to get some cash.
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alyk:
trying to get instructors to curse? that's almost as bad as sexually harassing a priest...
in case you were wondering, "operation alyk acting like a tard" is going well...today I think I'm going to wear really high waisted pants and use a lot of hand gestures...some guy who loves maple syrup told me that kind of thing was attractive...
in case you were wondering, "operation alyk acting like a tard" is going well...today I think I'm going to wear really high waisted pants and use a lot of hand gestures...some guy who loves maple syrup told me that kind of thing was attractive...
alyk:
I'm sure there are wealthy 80 year old women all over the naples area who would willing to pay fifty dollars for a few hours of your time...Take some initiative and get your ass out on the street...your bills are not going to pay themselves...
I've been awake for 24 hours now. I am showing no signs of stopping. It is hot as shit outside. I was going to go to the movies later, but there's nothing I want to see. Maybe I'll try to get some sleep... or watch tv. I haven't decided yet.
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xposingxpinupx:
im not used to sleeping next to someone. and my bed mate is a bed hog and a hardcore snorer. SO, its hard to sleep. Plus , this place is still new and doesnt feel like home.
xposingxpinupx:
its fun. Plus, you get free stuff, whenever we get promo stuff we get to take one home. thats how i got the xena swords. plus, you get a 40% discount at Suncoast and Sam Goody. the people at my store kinda suck cause their lazy but i still like it.
DAMNIT DAMNIT DAMNIT.
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