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I do believe that was the first journal entry with double digit comments I've ever had. I feel like Mr Popluar.

I had sausage pizza for supper, which means sausage pizza for breakfast.

I call tomorrow morning about my you-know-what, and if it has gone in for a service inspection, I get to go pick it up. Woo mother fucking hoo.

I actually got to...
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alyk:
dude, there has to be some other alternative for you...don't let her ruin your life...what if you moved back home and went to school there?

as far as rent...what's she going to do if you don't pay her? take you to People's Court? she couldn't make your life anymore miserable than she already does...you might as well tell her to go fuck herself...new england moms... puke
alyk:
I would be willing to write you a letter of recommedation that says, "Josh is crazy hot...I recommend you sleep with him." You could hand that out to every girl you meet...We could get it notarized...

Did we have dinner yet? I'm starving...
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- Matzo ball soup is delicious.


The following rant about money and my family was put in spoiler tags because it is long and bitchy and I've said it a million times before, but it's just getting to me again and I needed to vent.

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

- Janet is back in town. Her first words off the plane? "What are you buying...
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bluevalentine:
take me now!
bluevalentine:
Smartass


hey! thats why youre in mensa wink
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I am now the proud owner of a 1983 Honda Nighthawk. It's being serviced now and I can pick it up on Tuesday. Who wants the first ride?

I think I'm going to start letting people decide my diet from now on. Tonight I had the single most delicious breaded chicken sandwich ever, made to order at my local Publix deli with a side of...
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alyk:
can we have donuts tomorrow morning?
alyk:
oh my god, I swear to you that was exactly what I wanted...you are my food soulmate...There are no dunkin donuts in oklahoma that I know of...How weird is that? Back home they're on every corner...
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xposingxpinupx:
Deal, Do you want marinara sauce or the alfredo?


Motorcycles = one way trip down sex alley indeed. biggrin
prockg:
OMG I have such a sick thing for guys on motorcycles. Not the bandana wearing hells angel types. It's something about the helmet. *shiver*

Come quick, I'm trying out the XXX word list on isketch!!!
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My favorite part of Pimp My Ride is when Xzibit drives the car into the shop for the first time and the whole crew gives one simultaneous over dramatic "Oh, NO!!!" look. Like it's the absoloute worst car they've ever seen... ever.

I need to do some laundry tomorrow.

Actually, I need to do a hell of a lot more than just laundry.

Since Janet...
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alyk:
random fact about alyk...my favorite line from animal house is "may we dance with yo dates?"

The day I got home it was patriots day, the marathon was going on, and a sox game...the city was crazy...fucking hot, too...mid 80's in the middle of april...
prockg:
Thanks for isketching. kiss

Movies I have never seen (shhh...)

Clockwork Orange
Gone with the Wind
Easy Rider
Drugstore Cowboy
And I just saw the entirety of The Graduate last year.

Oh, and my favorite part of Pimp my Ride is when hyper white chicks jump on Xzibit and he kind of looks worried, like he might get in trouble or something. smile
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I'm glad I get unlimited movies for 18 bucks, otherwise I'd ask for my money back. Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow was the absoloute worst movie I've ever seen. It was even worse than Dungeons and Dragons with Marlon Waynes. I want to sue everyone involved for my 2 + hours back. There was no reason for half of that to be digital....
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alyk:
house of yes was really good, but that fucking tori spelling almost ruined the movie...nepotism sucks (unless I'm the one benefiting from it)... wasn't rachael leigh cook in that movie for like five seconds? that reminds me of something I was going to tell you: rachael ray got married...I thought I should be the one to tell you...
alyk:
I'm leaving tomorrow...Is your brother in boston?

I'm going to a wake...which sounds sad, but really it means a drunk catholic family arm wrestling each other...talk to you later, homie...
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I wish netflix was a woman so I could put the moves on her.
alyk:
I wish a pizza was a girl so I could eat it...oh my god...what am I talking about? shocked

are we still on for that pushup contest?
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I can't sleep.

Things are getting to me, even when I know they shouldn't. Why am I feeling sad when I watch old episodes of Blind Date. Seclusion is good, but then again, there's always too much of a good thing. I don't think I've actually spoken to more than two people who weren't checking me out (cash register wise, not the good way) or...
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alyk:
do you want to have a push up contest?
xposingxpinupx:
you need a vacation. Which is ironic, I guess in my silly little deep south head, i figured everyday in Florida would be a vacation. lol. biggrin
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The day started off so good.... I was all productive and shit for like two hours, then I fell victim to microwavable burritos and Final Fantasy 1. I'll just transfer the half list of things I didn't get to today to tomorrow's to do list, and I'll have to be 133% productive tomorrow. And depending on how it goes tomorrow, I may be heading out...
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alyk:
if I could vomit on command, I would be the happiest girl in the world...but I can't, so I had to walk away...if I would have stayed to fight him, he probably would have poked me with a dirty needle or something...

you did what for two hours?
alyk:
I think I was confused by this sentence...and shit for like two hours
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Finally... I'm all by my lonesome again. Now I can catch up on that much deserved sleep I've been missing out on. After that, it's study time because I'm going to be super busy tomorrow.

Edit to steal from Xip... If you only had one word to describe me, what would it be?
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xip:
comfortable.

Not that you are comfortable right now, but that you make ME feel comfortable. You remind me a lot of my hometown friends... smile ... must be the sarcasm.. oooh that's another one too
xip

[Edited on Apr 10, 2005 10:03PM]
alyk:
word to describe you? wholesome...you seem like the type of sweet, wholesome guy who would live down the street from me and never get mad at me when I get drunk and throw up in your car... wink

Congrats on being Janet-less...
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Traded in my Gameboy SP for the Gameboy DS tonight. I also picked up a couple of games. Normally that should have ran me over 200 bones, but since I traded some games and the SP in, as well as picked up everything used, I got out of the deal only dropping 50 bucks. Not only am I a happy camper, but I'm also thrifty....
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xip:
I've never heard of the movie Scorched. In fact, today I saw a copy of BOP, which I used to buy, yeah, when I was about 12, and I looked at the celebrities on the cover, and did not recognize any of them. I'm 19 and have fallen out of touch with the next generation. This is how it starts. Pretty soon I'm gonna refer to movies as "talking pictures" and reminisce about when gas was only 2 dollars and 60 fucking cents.

When you see me on MTV--well not MTV because they've ruined music for the universe as a whole--but maybe VH1--you can be like "Heyyy...that's SG Xip.. yeah.. I remember her.. of course, that was before the heroin addiction."
xip
alyk:
what kind of ice cream was it? details, please...
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Hmmm.. I actually did have something to say, but as soon as I clicked on "update", my brain crashed. I'll just complain about my monitary situation instead.

Janet leaves in 2 days, then it's back to the peace and quiet that I so greatly enjoy. Granted, I figure I have to start making about 750 a week take home if I'm going to have everything...
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xposingxpinupx:
Yeah you might make some good green whoring yourself out but at what price what price? A wicked case of the clap and lord knows what else. biggrin

I never realized that was maple syrup you were chugging. LOL. I thought it was some weird Florida acohol. blush biggrin
alyk:
I'm sure all of the old ladies in florida have bad eyesight...they probably wouldn't be able to tell the difference between Richard Gere and Rob Schneider...If you do decide to become a man-whore, please take pictures...I love male prostitution!!! love