In honor of the news that is the cherry on top of the hot fudge sunday that is this vacation, I am calling this journal...
Josh vs. Las Vegas
Ah, Las Vegas. A town so nice, they named it twice. I write this as I sit in the airport waiting for my flight which leaves in about an hour. They should put a craps table...
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Josh vs. Las Vegas
Ah, Las Vegas. A town so nice, they named it twice. I write this as I sit in the airport waiting for my flight which leaves in about an hour. They should put a craps table...
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Here is today's dam update. In the span of 2 dam hours, I managed to make so many dam jokes that my dad and bro threatened to throw me over the dam ledge if I said one more dam word.
In case you haven't caught on yet, I'm at the Hoover Dam taking every opportunity to make every dam joke I possibly can. My family...
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In case you haven't caught on yet, I'm at the Hoover Dam taking every opportunity to make every dam joke I possibly can. My family...
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alyk:
I've missed you like crazy, lovey...It is so crazy how attached I am to some of you...
It was so hot today...I brought the heat with me from OK...I suck
It was so hot today...I brought the heat with me from OK...I suck
lokischild:
i don't know if those points count....i will have to consult with the other judges and see what we come up with...and my feet are stinky cus i wear converse without socks for about 14-16 hrs a day...most of the time whilst in the hot hot sun and sweating my balls off....
p.s. i love string cheese
p.s. i love string cheese
Oh man, I'm so high right now it's rediculous. Of course I'm talking about the fact that I'm at the top of the Stratosphere hotel. 112 stories off the ground. I just got off the roller coaster. Mostly because my dad said I didn't have the intestinal fortitude. I will upload the pics later, its time for craps.
Updates...
- I hate craps
- The...
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Updates...
- I hate craps
- The...
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xposingxpinupx:
oh man i have always wanted to ride that!!!!!! 
muse25:
it sucks that it only goes around twice huh!
How can I top updating from the bathroom, Land Of The Dead and the Summer Nationals?
I am now reporting to you from the Golden Nugget Hotel and Casino lobby cafe. Little bro is upstairs taking a cat nap before he turns the big 21 at midnight.
I have stories, but I'm kinda busy now... Just letting everyone know I made it ok.
Updates galore,...
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I am now reporting to you from the Golden Nugget Hotel and Casino lobby cafe. Little bro is upstairs taking a cat nap before he turns the big 21 at midnight.
I have stories, but I'm kinda busy now... Just letting everyone know I made it ok.
Updates galore,...
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lokischild:
hey that sounds like my mom when she has to fly (she's terrified of flying so solves that problem by getting trashed at the airport.... 
.....so you live in mass now? welcome back to new england
.....so you live in mass now? welcome back to new england
muse25:
omg, your pops sounds like a ballbuster....funny comments though, but it sucks that you had to be his keeper the whole trip....
I think Im going to have to steal that line about "Id like to give her a bath"....I'll use that at the bar tonight.....
have fun!!! How hot is it there?!
omg, your pops sounds like a ballbuster....funny comments though, but it sucks that you had to be his keeper the whole trip....
I think Im going to have to steal that line about "Id like to give her a bath"....I'll use that at the bar tonight.....
have fun!!! How hot is it there?!
Bright light city gonna set my soul...
Gonna set my soul on fire.
Got a whole lot of money that's ready to burn, so get those stakes up higher.
Etc., etc..
Viva Las Vegas, motherfuckers.
T-minus: 7 hours and counting... perhaps I should pack.
Gonna set my soul on fire.
Got a whole lot of money that's ready to burn, so get those stakes up higher.
Etc., etc..
Viva Las Vegas, motherfuckers.
T-minus: 7 hours and counting... perhaps I should pack.
muse25:
I just got back from there...have fun and take tons of pictures! OMG the ladies are just ridiculously hot over there..... 
Well, the Summer Nationals are over and Worcester has returned to the sleepy little town it once was. I got to hang out all weekend and pretended like I knew what I was talking about, so that was fun.
I have three new pictures in my phone cam section from the weekend. One is the smoke from the burnouts that they shut down main street...
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I have three new pictures in my phone cam section from the weekend. One is the smoke from the burnouts that they shut down main street...
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muse25:
that is one impressive mullet shot. I see lots of mullets where I am....but its usually the women who sport them.....very scary. 
Continuing in the tradition of being a complete dork, I'm nerding it up at the summer nationals... More later
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I just invented a new way to review a movie. With my new awesome mobile capabilities I will now review Land of the Dead as I watch it ...
But not really. I want to enjoy this, just bear in mind how awesome I am that I'm updating while donating to the Jimmy Fund at the same time.
Look for my review to come later....
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But not really. I want to enjoy this, just bear in mind how awesome I am that I'm updating while donating to the Jimmy Fund at the same time.
Look for my review to come later....
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alyk:
Yeah, that movie...I saw a preview for it and it looked very good...I haven't seen House of 1000 Whatever, his first movie...It just didn't seem that appealing...
I've been told that it's not difficult to get an out-of-state tuition waver if you can explain that you plan on living in the state permantely...Like, you're not just in Mass to go to school, you actually live there...I'm going to try it...Private schools sometimes give some sweet financial aid packages as well...
I've been told that it's not difficult to get an out-of-state tuition waver if you can explain that you plan on living in the state permantely...Like, you're not just in Mass to go to school, you actually live there...I'm going to try it...Private schools sometimes give some sweet financial aid packages as well...
negative:
>I'm not on netflix at the moment. I don't really have an address, let alone the money to pay for it.
Gotcha. I was going to ask if you've been experiencing a slowdown in service lately. For the past 3 weeks or so, my movies have been taking forever.
>Holy frijoles Land of the Dead was frigging awesome.
I was much less enthusiastic...
>There wouldn't happen to be any single derby ladies, would there?
There are indeed. They have afterparties where you can meet and greet the comely lasses of virtue true. There will be another bout in August.
Thank you
Gotcha. I was going to ask if you've been experiencing a slowdown in service lately. For the past 3 weeks or so, my movies have been taking forever.
>Holy frijoles Land of the Dead was frigging awesome.
I was much less enthusiastic...
>There wouldn't happen to be any single derby ladies, would there?
There are indeed. They have afterparties where you can meet and greet the comely lasses of virtue true. There will be another bout in August.
Thank you
What the hell are they putting in KFC these days? I had one piece of original recipie, got a headache then passed out for 6 hours. I feel fine now but man did that chicken throw me for a loop.
Also, it could possibly be chalked up to the fact that I have unknowingly switched to caffene free grape soda. So, aside from half a...
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Also, it could possibly be chalked up to the fact that I have unknowingly switched to caffene free grape soda. So, aside from half a...
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alyk:
Did you get a headache? Caffeine headaches can kiss my ass, I hate them...
I'm not sure why, but I totally don't trust KFC...Very suspect...
Coke Zero is the tits, btw...
I'm not sure why, but I totally don't trust KFC...Very suspect...
Coke Zero is the tits, btw...
prockg:
I hate KFC. The boys in my household get the craving for it once in a while, so we reluctantly drive there so we can pay what we would pay to go somewhere nice like Red Robin, but instead get horrible chicken meals, all packaged in so much superfluous plastic packaging I can actually hear mother earth crying.
Actually I just get mashed potatoes and gravy. And everytime I'm thinking- why didn't I just make mashed potatoes and gravy- mine would have been 10X better.
Actually I just get mashed potatoes and gravy. And everytime I'm thinking- why didn't I just make mashed potatoes and gravy- mine would have been 10X better.
I checked my bank balance today. Somehow I spent 180 dollars by not even leaving the house. This means I have an excuse to go bust heads down at my local branch.
I wish I had my copies of The Tick comic with me. I just got the urge to read them again. Luckily I still have the whole live action series on DVD. Jesus...
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I wish I had my copies of The Tick comic with me. I just got the urge to read them again. Luckily I still have the whole live action series on DVD. Jesus...
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lokischild:
sporks are under-rated, as are spoons made for straining tea bags......salad is good...yum....try romaine lettuce leaves with red wine vinegar on them.....practically orgasmic
prockg:
Fuck the bank. Fuck them in their stupid asses.
And I'm glad someone thinks I'm awesome.
Now bring that dirty mouth over here....
And I'm glad someone thinks I'm awesome.
Now bring that dirty mouth over here....
Seriously, if they just improve the way the fight scenes were shot, the new Batman series could possibly be the best ever.
That's all I have to say for now...
That's all I have to say for now...
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prockg:
You are missing isketch.
You are missing isketch.
prockg:
I know what you mean about Batman. OK, well if you can't isketch, at least tell me something dirty. I'm home on a Friday night and my husband is already asleep.
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lokischild:
raspberry hand lotion eh? isn't that a little..........fruity? heheheh.....god i'm evil......
lokischild:
you would like mash wouldn't you.....with the fruity guy and all..... 
i always use my powers for evil!!
p.s. i think i'll go start a thread about your favorite smell and make even more bad puns
i always use my powers for evil!!
p.s. i think i'll go start a thread about your favorite smell and make even more bad puns
p.s. i wish i was in a titty bar all morning