Q- What's the compliment to a 43 degree angle?
A- My you sure are "acute" angle.
That's it. It's way past my bedtime.
A- My you sure are "acute" angle.
That's it. It's way past my bedtime.
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For those that have been following the ear drama, I just want you to know that I can hear 100% out of my right ear again. I'll probably wait a day or so to make sure it isn't going to clog back up while I'm sleeping then switch my efforts to the left ear which is at about 50%, but has been for a while,...
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alyk:
Those duck tours are seriously embarassing, but you've got yourself a date, my friend...
negative:
I went on a Duck Tour in May when my Girl's family was in town. They are not allowed to make any noise on Newbury Street anymore - apparently the businesses complained.
If you guys make plans, let me know. Tours on the weekends sell out pretty quick.
Thank you
If you guys make plans, let me know. Tours on the weekends sell out pretty quick.
Thank you
Bars are stupid. I'm going back to being a hermit.
Stupid.
Stupid.
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alyk:
When I first read that, I thought it said "bears are stupid." I was on your side, too...
alyk:
That's really rad that you're not deaf...Oh, and you sir, are very rad yourself... 
Shhh... don't tell anyone, but I'm at a bar... and I had a beer, but then I went to soda.
Cola before beer, I'm in the clear.
Beer before cola, The Kinks sang "Lola".
Cola before beer, I'm in the clear.
Beer before cola, The Kinks sang "Lola".
xposingxpinupx:
OOOOOOOOOOOOH I am soooooooooo telling 
Shhh... don't tell anyone, but I'm at a bar... and I had a beer, but then I went to soda.
Cola before beer, I'm in the clear.
Beer before cola, The Kinks sang "Lola".
Cola before beer, I'm in the clear.
Beer before cola, The Kinks sang "Lola".
Shhh... don't tell anyone, but I'm at a bar... and I had a beer, but then I went to soda.
Cola before beer, I'm in the clear.
Beer before cola, The Kinks sang "Lola".
Cola before beer, I'm in the clear.
Beer before cola, The Kinks sang "Lola".
Despite the fact that I have 5 dollars in my bank account, I seemed to pull 10 out of my ass to make it to the movies and lunch today. I must say, for only 3 bucks, Quiznos soup is pretty damn good and actually filling. Plus they have all the hot peppers you can eat. Then it was off to the movies. For a...
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prockg:
I hate that show Date your mom. Maybe because I am so incredibly different than my mom, the thought of anyone judging me based on her makes me cringe.
I love those skirts too.
Oh, and I sure hope you can do more with that mouth.
P.S. Did I ever ask you if your profile pic was inspired by Spamusement? I meant to.
I love those skirts too.
Oh, and I sure hope you can do more with that mouth.
P.S. Did I ever ask you if your profile pic was inspired by Spamusement? I meant to.
muse25:
its much easier to hear when you pull your head out of your butt......Im KIDDING...I couldnt think of any kind words to make you feel better...and then my dark side took over.....
forgive me....
forgive me....
After some consideration, I have come to the conclusion that Full House is a horrid show. How it lasted as long as it did is beyond me. Why I watched it every week is beyond me. Why, when coupled with Family Matters and Step by Step on ABC's TGIF lineup, the earth didn't colapse upon itself in a black hole of pure suck is also...
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alyk:
I watched the most retarded reality show this morning on A&E...It was about a magician who looks like a Bon Jovi roadie...He didn't juggle, but thanks to him, I think I can levitate people now...
lilyk:
did you see the contest in my journal?
Am I destined to go through life with at least one of my holes plugged at all times? (That sounds dirty)
My left ear has been blocked for a while. I went swimming the other day and blocked up my right ear. Just now the right ear unblocked (after a date with Deborx) but now my nose is completely stopped up and I am doing...
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My left ear has been blocked for a while. I went swimming the other day and blocked up my right ear. Just now the right ear unblocked (after a date with Deborx) but now my nose is completely stopped up and I am doing...
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negative:
>In any case, a South Shore tour is sounding pretty rad... We'll paint the town red and it will rule... I'm guessing... I have no clue what there is to do around there.
Ha ha! And I live even further from the South Shore than you do. I'm not really sure what we would do either, apart from eating a whole lot of food.
>Ok, I'm done rambling. Welcome back.
Thanks. So most of Florida is like that with the Yankees? I got the impression it was just in Tampa because of the Steinbrenner/Spring training connection.
I was in a hotel bar in Virginia surrounded by Yankees fans last year for game 3 of the ALCS. It was rough, but the next 4 days made up for it in spades.
Thank you
Ha ha! And I live even further from the South Shore than you do. I'm not really sure what we would do either, apart from eating a whole lot of food.
>Ok, I'm done rambling. Welcome back.
Thanks. So most of Florida is like that with the Yankees? I got the impression it was just in Tampa because of the Steinbrenner/Spring training connection.
I was in a hotel bar in Virginia surrounded by Yankees fans last year for game 3 of the ALCS. It was rough, but the next 4 days made up for it in spades.
Thank you
alyk:
I think Tomkat would be crazy enough to vacation in Weymouth...
What's up with the diet? Have you eaten anything that would make me jealous lately?
What's up with the diet? Have you eaten anything that would make me jealous lately?
Some interesting facts I learned while watching shark week on the Discovery Channel:
-More people are killed by falling coconuts than sharks every year.
-Punching sharks in the face pisses them off.
-Sharks can digest metal.
-Sharks can tell time, but only with digital clocks... analog clocks confuse them
-A shark can smell blood from a mile away, but can smell peanut M&Ms from five....
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-More people are killed by falling coconuts than sharks every year.
-Punching sharks in the face pisses them off.
-Sharks can digest metal.
-Sharks can tell time, but only with digital clocks... analog clocks confuse them
-A shark can smell blood from a mile away, but can smell peanut M&Ms from five....
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muse25:
I just watched Mythbusters on sharks....I want a job like that!
ps....Im very bored too....
ps....Im very bored too....
muse25:
LOL....hmmm. good question. Im thinking he threatens then with cement fins at the bottom of a toilet bowl.
Hoo boy did I have a busy weekend. Two movies and an all day rally in Vermont. I will work a bit backwards because I know my last review is going to make many people upset with me...
Vermont. I had quite the day. I passed out time sheets at a checkpoint while my friend Brian did all the real work. That afforded me the...
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Vermont. I had quite the day. I passed out time sheets at a checkpoint while my friend Brian did all the real work. That afforded me the...
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lokischild:
may i ask why you didn't like the movie? personally i enjoyed it very much, but part of that might be because i'm really just a really big, and really sick and twisted 6 year old....with a morbid sense of humor.....but all in all i really liked it!
alyk:
I know about the comment stalking because I'm psychic...and the stalkers complain to other's about things I've said in comments...Confusing, I know...Weirdos...
Strangely, Mr. Alyk doesn't want to adopt a baby, he wants me to have one, which I don't think I will do...I'm thinking that if I go ahead with the adoption thing, he will probably leave and I will be a single mommy...wheee...
Janet's cat would probably prefer to live with me...
Strangely, Mr. Alyk doesn't want to adopt a baby, he wants me to have one, which I don't think I will do...I'm thinking that if I go ahead with the adoption thing, he will probably leave and I will be a single mommy...wheee...
Janet's cat would probably prefer to live with me...
Fantastic Four? More like Fantasuck Snore... That's a lie. I actually enjoyed this movie for the most part. It was, however, the ultimate in origin slash sequel set-up. I wanted to cockpunch the guy who played Doom every time his metrosexual ass mugged for the camera in some serious over-the-top soap opera pose which got even worse when he put on the mask. Jessica Alba's...
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alyk:
I want this...
muse25:
the book is called Invisible MOnster...and ps...i want that puppt in the pic.
And yes. The girl is you. It's all about you.