joshxxx

I don't feel comfortable talking to you about your erection.

Thank you

I think is a double edge sword. At first she might be like "oh my god....Im so f-ing hot...this guy cant contain himself! Go me!"

and suddenly she might be disqusted like "oh my god....this guys such a perv....he's coping cheap thrills.... Go away.

Im afraid to see it too....the commercials give me chills. I'll go if you hold my hand.

I was told it wasn't that scary. I can eloborate, but there'd be spoilers...

Thank you

hey if you're in love ask her out! invite her to watch moulin rouge at your place! then! seduce her!

Yeah, new as in new kid at school--naive...I was just joking...

My schedule varies, but generally I have at least one weekend day off...I need to get to Worcester asap because of this...



There is a cannoli in there!

Anyways, I will email you my number, new kid...

see, i did not know that. when you start school, won't you have access to school puters?

Is that what that was about? Lame.

I used to work for a consulting firm that worked for them on how to reduce the actual meat in their meat...

just filler. the fda and other organizations require there to be a certain amount of ingredients for there to be truth in advertising as wel as a legal amount of preservatives, etc. and often it is fast food companies which like to max out these limits to cut costs and may their food seem more appealing.

First to post.

It had better be me, Blue, and pinup or I'm knocking some fuckers out.

I will not send her a clown--I will drive to her house and smack her in the face instead...

yay new job! they're always fun......it's when they get boring or miserable that work begins to suck... which is why my life got better after i quit my job....

That's exactly how I feel...Sometimes it's just easier not to tell everything...I think you and I may be the only ones who think that way...

isketch has been going almost every night lately.

You've already started at UPS? I want the low down on your new job when you've got time, K?

>I sure do get Saturdays off.

Cool, it's a cut and paste, but here is the invite I am sending people:


Hello all, if you have the time and the inclination, please consider joining us in a day of adventure at the Glacial Potholes of Shelburne Falls.

What are these "Potholes" you ask?

In Shelburne Falls, Massachusetts there is a dammed river, the bed of which consists of mammoth slabs of stone. During the ice ages, rocks ranging from pebbles to boulders were picked up by the ice and carried over the stone river bed. Through the forces of time, tide and pressure, these rocks were drilled into the underlying layer of stone, creating smooth and symmetrical holes of all sizes visible to all due to the dam holding back the river.

Add to that natural wonder a raging waterfall, craggy precipices to jump from, slippery moss to slip on and NO municipal supervision and what do you get? A Hell of a time, that's what!

But wait, there's more!

"What more could you add?" you ask? "How could this possibly get any better/more absurd?" you posit?

Well, the icing on this particular cake is the sign at the top of the dam. The sign that warns menacingly: "Sudden surge of water when horn sounds and light flashes, leave the area at once". You see, the billions of gallons of water are held back by little more than an aging system of planks and beams. I don't know if or when this happens, but if the aforementioned surge of water were to occur and one was recreating in the gulley at the bottom of the waterfall, one would be hard pressed to scramble back up to safety before being swept up by a rush of water rivaled only by that spot of bother Noah is said to have dealt with.

So you see, the whole deal is ludicrously dangerous!

I can't believe I dare to further pad this hyperbolic invitation, but if you are the rebellious type, you will be happy to know folks aren't actually allowed to enter the vicinity of the Potholes! The entire area was closed to the public a few years ago, but I have recently discovered that throngs of people still enjoy the deadly fun on a daily basis. The main point of access is locked, but enterprising thrill seekers (including little old ladies with beach chairs) simply walked around the corner and continued to partake of the inviting peril. (as thrill seekers are wont to do) If all of the above wasn't enough for you, the possibility of forced eviction by The Man also adds to the fun!

So if you feel up to it and you have Saturday, 8/20 free, please drop me a line. We will gather here at my house first, then convoy up to Shelburne Falls with bathing suits, coolers and sandwiches. Bring the Kids! Bring the pets! (please don't bring your pets)

See: http://www.shelburnefalls.com/attractpages/glacial.html
for more info.

Thank you

I actually LOVE the gay men room raiders a little better.....

Congrats on your job, lovey...We totally rule...

I can't really tell what the difference is between Coke Zero and Diet Coke, but I swear to christ Josh, if they ever stop producing it, I'm going on a shooting spree, because I have a serious addiction to it...