My weekend was... uneventful.
- I watched the Family Guy movie. It was hilarious.
- I played and beat Indigo Prophecy with my friend Brian. It was a good game, too short and unless you played it with two people you couldn't tell what was going on because your concentration is focused on the controls.
That's all.
Here is where I want to be Wednesday...
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- I watched the Family Guy movie. It was hilarious.
- I played and beat Indigo Prophecy with my friend Brian. It was a good game, too short and unless you played it with two people you couldn't tell what was going on because your concentration is focused on the controls.
That's all.
Here is where I want to be Wednesday...
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I don't want to go to work. Maybe if I close my eyes real tight and wish, lightning will strike UPS and I will get a 3 day weekend.
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alyk:
Yup, I'm going to need you to quit your job, because I don't think I've been getting enough Josh time...But even though we never get to talk anymore, I still love you like woah...


lokischild:
hehe...that kitty is silly.....i had the giggles....anyway....i suggest using napalm loades claymores on ups, instead of praying for lightning.....i think it works better......
I'm updating with the ferocity of a thousand angry kittens.
Passed my sort test last night, got a dollar raise.
Loaded wood all morning just to tire myself out for when I go to work and load boxes all night.
Fought with my dad yesterday who seems to think I am still 10 and the "if you say no again, you'll be sorry" threat still...
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Passed my sort test last night, got a dollar raise.
Loaded wood all morning just to tire myself out for when I go to work and load boxes all night.
Fought with my dad yesterday who seems to think I am still 10 and the "if you say no again, you'll be sorry" threat still...
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negative:
>I want to see A History of Violence, Corpse Bride and Serenity, but just don't want to deal with the jerk-offs I would inevitably be sharing the experience with.
Yeah, I hear you. We went to the first show of the day, which was not only super cheap, but almost empty.
>And congrats on the new window.
Thanks, it's ugly as Hell. I'm learning the ropes on both the glass cutter and my new table saw at the same time.
Thank you
Yeah, I hear you. We went to the first show of the day, which was not only super cheap, but almost empty.
>And congrats on the new window.
Thanks, it's ugly as Hell. I'm learning the ropes on both the glass cutter and my new table saw at the same time.
Thank you
lilyk:
check in, yo
check in, yo
In brightest day, in darkest night,
No evil shall escape my sight.
Let those who worship evil's might,
Beware my power... Green Lantern's light!
Maybe I will nerd it up this week with a different Green Lantern oath every day... or maybe I could save us all a lot of time and just give myself a wedgie (or a melvin, for all you representin' the...
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No evil shall escape my sight.
Let those who worship evil's might,
Beware my power... Green Lantern's light!
Maybe I will nerd it up this week with a different Green Lantern oath every day... or maybe I could save us all a lot of time and just give myself a wedgie (or a melvin, for all you representin' the...
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lokischild:
hey-thanks for the heads up...i'm going to include a link to that along with the links that i've found....let people make their own decision....you know?
lokischild:
hey green lantern! the flash could so kick your ass!
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lokischild:
santa's not real....i heard he got stuck in a chimney a while back and got burnt to a crisp....so now parents have to play santa....and as for the paycheck fairy....she's a hottie! sleep with one eye open!
Ok, I've tried to update like 15 times this week, but fave failed miserably. Mostly due to a combination of falling asleep while typing and not really having much to say. So despite whatever block I may have, I will power through it and complete this entry... or die trying.
For starters, despite the fact that I will probably be killed, either in a horrific...
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For starters, despite the fact that I will probably be killed, either in a horrific...
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alyk:
Oh my god, I would love to have a dental hygenist for a mother...Well, as long as she wasn't Janet...
negative:
Superman never made any money
Saving the world from Solomon Grundy
Thank you
Saving the world from Solomon Grundy
Thank you
I hate weddings. Weddings are shallow and pedantic. If I ever go to a wedding again, it will be too soon. Although, drinking heavily does soften the experience. Fuck weddings.
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negative:
Ha ha! I guess I didn't feel the need to scavenge the lawnmower blade as an anti-zombie bludgeon because my axe, crowbar and chainsaw are all right next to the mower.
Hmmm... maybe I should think about spreading them around.
Thank you
Hmmm... maybe I should think about spreading them around.
Thank you
Well, my friends, it's the end of an era. After much consideration and a little help from a jolly rancher, I retired the tongue piercing. I'm sort of sad because I went through hell for it, and for those who haven't heard the story a zillion times, I will tell it once more.
Well, about 4 or so years ago I was working the front...
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Well, about 4 or so years ago I was working the front...
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mc_dove:
i could never take out my tongue piercing, partly because it hurt like a muthafucka and there's no way that pain is going to waste.
aedara:
"I swear, if my dad wakes me up to move the wood that was delivered today any time before never, I am going to spinning star kick him in the face. (And by spinning star kick to the face, I mean grumble and do as I'm told)"
Ahahaha!
Ahahaha!
Well, my weekend may have started on a slow note, but deffinitely ended in a most radtastic way.
Saturday was spent nursing my wounds from the previous week at work. I say that because it makes me sound like I got more accomplished than just watching a 10 hour Benny Hill marathon. I had a lazy ass day, despite having to go buy pants, which...
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Saturday was spent nursing my wounds from the previous week at work. I say that because it makes me sound like I got more accomplished than just watching a 10 hour Benny Hill marathon. I had a lazy ass day, despite having to go buy pants, which...
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prockg:
Email sent.
I have a soloution to my money problems. In conjunction with a major Las Vegas casino, I have agreed to allow a camera to follow me around while people bet on how I will hurt myself next. I get a cut of the earnings.
What brought this on? Well, I had some dickweed drop a 140 pound package on my hand. I'm pretty sure it's...
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What brought this on? Well, I had some dickweed drop a 140 pound package on my hand. I'm pretty sure it's...
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india:
that sounds like a great job hehe
lokischild:
soooooo.......if you start lining up to get injured will they pay you more? danke for the birthday wishes.....
p.s. you should so go to salvation army to get a suit!
p.s. you should so go to salvation army to get a suit!
Just as I remembered the joy of having a three day weekend, today I recalled the suckitude of having to return after the weekend is over.
I want a chinchilla. I will name it Vash the Stampede...
If anyone knows how LA Confidential ends, I would appreciate someone telling me since I had to go to work and missed the last half hour or so....
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I want a chinchilla. I will name it Vash the Stampede...
If anyone knows how LA Confidential ends, I would appreciate someone telling me since I had to go to work and missed the last half hour or so....
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negative:
It's our 5th annual Halloween party. You don't have to wear a costume to get in, but it is encouraged. There is a costume ocntest with valuable prizes...
Thank you
P.S. You are invited.
Thank you
P.S. You are invited.
lokischild:
kick kick kickity kick! kick away!!
Three day weekend!!! Now I remember what the big deal was when I was in school. I don't have a single plan for three days, and I'm going to keep it that way.
However, possible activities include, but aren't limited to
- Going to see The Aristocrats, and since I'll be alone, I also get to sneak in to other movies I may have missed....
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However, possible activities include, but aren't limited to
- Going to see The Aristocrats, and since I'll be alone, I also get to sneak in to other movies I may have missed....
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negative:
>Have the roller derbies always been on a friday? I thought they were on sundays.
The first two were on Sunday afternoons. The next one is on Friday October 14th. They are playing against the Philidelphia girls - the first inter-region bout.
The Boston team is also almost ready to go. I'll let you know when they are going to start up.
Thank you
The first two were on Sunday afternoons. The next one is on Friday October 14th. They are playing against the Philidelphia girls - the first inter-region bout.
The Boston team is also almost ready to go. I'll let you know when they are going to start up.
Thank you
negative:
>Happy birthday.
>I will be eating a piece of cake in your honor.
Rock on! Tell me about it when you are done. I enjoy the cake.
Thank you
>I will be eating a piece of cake in your honor.
Rock on! Tell me about it when you are done. I enjoy the cake.
Thank you

p.s. she looks like my dead cat moses