joshxxx

so the carver was quinton and Kit. Quinton was born with no penis, from what impression I had he has a vagina. His sister KIIT (the detective) was in on it too. She had a disease as a child that left her face all purple and had a cleft lip,. Quinton fixed her up. Not sure exactly why he did it but think it's because he has mental issues with himself.

yes! charlie sheen is the man!

score free backrub! whoot! and crying for a giant monkey does not make you gay....if however your date is a man, that might...

Happy Birthday! ;D

riot.

Happy Birthday, Babe!

yeah some dude was selling bootleg movies at the craft fair.

no one reads this journal.

i would really be down for that. then we would have the ironic twist that you coul dcarry the heavy stuff but you would not need to

Your arrving late idea sounds good to me...I told Smufs...I'll ask her what time she's think she'll be getting in, and we can plan around that...

Are you taking the train in or driving? Let me know...

lilyk's kitties are on top of their shit.

do you like my new profile picture?

I'm so in love with it. I'm not sure I feel like changing it, ever.

but I probably will.

madonna be gone!

things I missed while I was in the dominican:

1. a stampede at wal-mart
2. a turkey neck
3. lilyk's angry voicemail messages

allow me to preface my dominican tale, by stating, on the record, right now, that monsieur VelvetHolmes ruined my thanksgiving, and quite possibly my entire vacation.

that evil little rascal sent me text messages filled with outrageous lies, knowing I wouldn't be online and that I would be set into immediate panic, which I was.

I was already on a semi-horrible vacation, hating my alcholic father, my mom being pissed off and humiliated, treating an allergic reaction to the massive amounts of delicious shellfish I was ingesting and trying to fend off the male staff. so you can see his prank was highly inappropriate given the circumstances.

I will get you for this, holmes. I will.

so we stayed at iberostar bavaro beach resort in punta cana and it was magnificent. I have a shit-ton of photos of the pool, the beach and the landscape, but a couple of favorite points were as such:


(there were two horses like this in the entrance of the hotel.)


(some kind of wooden horse and carriage sculpture.)


(the resort was laden with animals and birds, including this peacock, flamingos, geese, two cats and parrots.)


(two of four of these cute little birds I found nestled in a cage during one of my walks on the grounds. this is as close as they'd let me get before flying away.)




(I spent a lot of time on the beach, taking in the views above and beyond, drinking in the cancerous rays of the sun, snorkeling, swimming and kayaking.)


(the food was fucking great. I love shellfish so much and I ate a lot everyday.)

of course I won't forget to give props to the dominican people! the staff (non-lecherous ones) were totally sweet and friendly.


(my two favorite bartenders. please note, I didn't drink on this trip.)

five days later, it was time to leave, and despite all the hassle, I was sad to go.


(this was the line checking in at punta cana airport. we arrived 1 hour before we were due to fly and shit was looking hopeless. miraculously, after haggling at immigration, we made the flight and boarded the plane and all was right.)


(punta cana airport. photo taken, while running to waiting airplane. ha.)


(my last view of the dominican, just minutes before I went into what I thought was toxins attacking my body. don't be alarmed. I'm well now.)

POLL: am I tan or am I red?



p.s. MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!



hugs, mugs, licks and kisses. BYE!

check your friends threads

lavendar? ick!

vanilla and poppies

Yeah, it was "I hate bottles". I know it comes as a surprise, but I really dig Zoidberg

Thank you

Oh my god, I'm so happy that "you got douched!" is finally starting to catch on! Really, I say it uncontrolably, so this is a good thing...

No sir, you rule and I can't wait to see you next month...

Cheeto left out the spoilers just for your viewing pleasure

I've missed you too...

Yeah I move this week, which means you need to come chill with me soon...