jokster1979

They say; that:

5 out of 4 people, are bad @ math!!

People who live in glass houses, need to use their blinds!!

Stop repeat offenders, don't re-elect them!!

I'm a weirdo!! ( Those Bastards!! ) I love em'! sniff sniff

Sex is like pizza; sometimes hot & spicy, sometimes cold
but still good!! ( Oh wait; that was my MOMs ol' saying. )
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Friends Forgive Me!!!


Dirty Joke:

- pig fell in the mudd.


Clean Joke:

- pig took a bath w/ bubbles.


Dirty Joke:

- bubbles was the pig nextdoor.


I apologized upfront; so no crap, PLEASE!!

From the moment I wake up;
before I put on my make-up,
I take a lil' piss or # two.

Yesturday is in the past; Tomarrow is in the future, so let's all enjoy Today!! Afterall, that's they they call it " The Present"!!


- R. Seiler

"We were ALL created different, so that we ALL share something in common!!"

- R. Seiler

Laugh til' the sunsets; laugh til' the moon has risen, laugh for all to hear!!