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Time to take a laughter break. That's right a laughter break, you do remember how don't you?
Maybe the video below will help.

salome:
Laughter break was much needed, thanks!
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Valentines Day Joke


As Valentines day was approaching, Charlie decided to buy a special gift for his new girlfriend, Ruth. The couple had not been dating for very long, and so Charlie wanted to make sure the gift was just right. Ruth was always complaining about having cold hands, and so Charlie - after careful consideration - decided a good gift would be a nice...
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moirae:
The new derogatory insult for the week is "panty blower!"
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I went to youtube today looking for a clip of a rubber ball bouncing. So I typed rubber ball into their search box.
The following is what came up first:


I have never seen anything like it. I have decided it is silly, so I am laughing at it. What do you imagine that she is saying to him as she drags him forwards? I...
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moirae:
We need one of those at HQ
uncledunkel:
Hey, I really appreciate your input. It was comforting to read.
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20 days.

Well, I am currently far, far away.

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26 days..

I don't think I like the new layout. However, it really isn't bothering me that much.
moirae:
It takes one less click for people to comment stalk me now... I 'm not sure yet if that's a good thing or a bad thing...
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Okay it is that day of Turkey consumption tomorrow and I will not be here.
So I sharing 2 videos with you all..



& because my car is at the shop...



Now unlike the barbarians, I shall be eating Tofurkey. That's right...

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spamtwo:
turkey is bland and unintersting so good on you for not eating it biggrin
gnomef0cker:
That intro to the second video is oooooh so familar. Damn I can't remember what song it comes from!
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http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=884017118027634444&hl=en

This thing is amazing. Now when do I get one? I hate my wrists right now, and that could help them.

Hurry the hell up world, get a clue from Nintendo and the guy above.
lobster_mobster:
In reference to your last blog:

"Waking up this morning, I smiled. Twenty-four brand new hours are before me! I vow to be thankful for each moment and to look at all beings with eyes of compassion."
- Thich Nhat Hahn

I try to live this every day, Thanksgiving is just the one day that emphasizes it. Thank whomever you want, for whatever you want, its just a day that serves as a reminder to do so.

Glad you werent killed by 501 lbs of jerky. xo
lobster_mobster:
No prob, Love, I live to serve wink
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Sailing across the Bay today.
I've already been warned to not pee off the back of the boat and accidently fall in when a large wave hits.
I'd take my camera, but I fear the salt water and rocking back and forth.

My Doctor has really nice hands, there is a story there.

I'm spiralling in the opposite direction from things I really, really want...
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spamtwo:
dr, male or female?
omeganightmare:
Oh boy no drinking for me, not until atleast holloween. My friend that just got married is having a party saturday so I'm comitted to that. Maybe next week though.
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Edited to say DOUBLE Blah!

The little punk below has cancelled his show today.

Regular format show of the sibling..
4.00pm (PSD) on Thursday, that is today..like now even.

http://www.kcpr.org/music/live.html

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nokturn:
That's sounds a bit rubbish... skull
uncledunkel:
rap stars? That's what I get for cutting out at 1:00am. shocked
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Okay...So

You like dance music.
My brother is a DJ and the music director at Cal Poly.
You must listen to his show..

9.00 pm (PSD) on Tuesday nights...
http://www.kcpr.org/music/live.html

You like other kinds of music

Listen to his regular format show..
4.00pm (PSD) on Thursdays

Meanwhile, he has introduced me to the following songs, one of which is making me very happy right now:...
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ontothenext:
Sure! We'll talk later! smile
nokturn:
Yeah, next step is find the confidence to find them.
Hopefully there will be lines of communication with other girls that actually exist!! skull
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Edited: After seeing WTF, I've decided to provide a setting. It is about a spinal tap that didn't go so well.

Tapped

Splitting, axe ground, do be dead, I don't want to be found.
"We don't know what is wrong with him."

Hearing it clear, skull scraping glass shards, comprehension, no fear.
"Sir, you are going into shock. Nurse get the IV!"

Needle 26 gauge,...
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cockzombie:
My Bad

sorry

ARRR!!! frown ARRR!!!
cockzombie:
Dali is an interesting pick for a favorite artist... You Like ants?
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No Lights

There are no city lights here.
Just the wind, hair blown across.
Kisses delicate touch in memory.
The stars lounge alone, there are no city lights here.

The glass is empty.
Just the wind, lungs inhale the wisps.
Smoke rings, ephemeral seizures into fantasy.
The dark hues of purple no longer reflect green, the glass is empty.

The orchestra stops.
Just the wind,...
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