the strangest thing happened today
"so, you did WHAT with my foreskin?!?!?!?!?"
written a few days ago, but posted just now
true story...
Well, I just returned from the liqueur store (I know, shocking)
FIRST they were OUT of 100 proof SoCo (someone should die for this)
SECOND I stood behind some old cootch explaining to the overlord of the booze (cashier) that she "just wants to kick every person...
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written a few days ago, but posted just now
true story...
Well, I just returned from the liqueur store (I know, shocking)
FIRST they were OUT of 100 proof SoCo (someone should die for this)
SECOND I stood behind some old cootch explaining to the overlord of the booze (cashier) that she "just wants to kick every person...
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philconnors:
Th e dog is smarter than its owner (it can lick itself and isn't destroying its liver).
When there are people in line, it's not story time!
I am convinced that common sense and basic manors no longer exist.
Do you drink the SOCO straight or do you cut it with mixer?
When there are people in line, it's not story time!
I am convinced that common sense and basic manors no longer exist.
Do you drink the SOCO straight or do you cut it with mixer?
philconnors:
I drank at Bullfrog the last couple of times I stayed at the Genetti hotel. I have liked the higher octane beers, the barley wines have been really good.
this is what jesus would do.... its pretty good.
watch me backflip into a pile of dung for paul mccartney tickets.... or not
silencia:
Dude, you crack me up 
i needed a new post here... I have on a really comfortable pair of jeans right now... so thats nice.
wine is good too, even at 5am. especially at 5am.
marcy's playground?????? not so much... how did this get on my hardrive? hang on... I have to "deal" with this....................................
thats better... odd though, I'm the only person who uses this computer, and I didn't...
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wine is good too, even at 5am. especially at 5am.
marcy's playground?????? not so much... how did this get on my hardrive? hang on... I have to "deal" with this....................................
thats better... odd though, I'm the only person who uses this computer, and I didn't...
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silencia:
Yeah. What can I say? I'm too lazy to go around changing up the same story for two blogs. Changing the codes is about as much work as I'm willing put in 
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paz:
its ok because i had no idea what you were talking about and i would probley would have belived it too. sadly the only really gory games that will be coming out for the wii in the near future will be reseident evil 4 (redone for wii) and manhunt2. but then again you can buy old gamecube games for your wii. i dunno there may be more coming out that i dont know about.
and ohmy gosh I am sorry about your ferret.
and ohmy gosh I am sorry about your ferret.
paz:
I think I had the same addiction to resident evil when the first one came out as you did Doom. Even though in my group of friends i am one of the only ones that really am into the resident evil games.
I just remembered the game red steel as well. A friend of mine said it wasnt that great but I think it looks pretty cool. You get to slice people up with a sword. I like that idea. a lot.
I just remembered the game red steel as well. A friend of mine said it wasnt that great but I think it looks pretty cool. You get to slice people up with a sword. I like that idea. a lot.
Dick will make you slap somebody!
This is one crazy bitch!! I love it!!
make sure you watch the nice exchange that takes place at about 3:30
even the woman next to her looks like she can't believe what a crazy bitch she is sitting next to.
This is one crazy bitch!! I love it!!
make sure you watch the nice exchange that takes place at about 3:30
even the woman next to her looks like she can't believe what a crazy bitch she is sitting next to.
I'm really surprised this wasn't on the SG news wire, but.....
I just turned 25, like just now... its my birthday... this is the one day I feel ok about saying, "hey world, look at me!"
so look damnit!
I just turned 25, like just now... its my birthday... this is the one day I feel ok about saying, "hey world, look at me!"
so look damnit!
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magpie:
oh shit I missed your birthday. Im such a jerk. And a year and a half?! Thats a fuckin long time. But two months is a long time for me. a very, very long time.
magpie:
ahahaha. im sorry. thats just how it is.
does your kitten bite when playing?
these folks can help!
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these folks can help!
This contains information so informative, it will overload you with informationess
thank you for your call "SIR"?
TALES FROM THE THIRD SHIFT!!!!!!!
ok, so its not THAT dramatic... but its true
So this crazy (and difficult) old lady was in shopping. I assited her with getting a pinata .
So she got her pinata and off she went. She called back a few hours later and this is the conversation....
Lady - "Hi, I bought a pinata a from you a few...
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ok, so its not THAT dramatic... but its true
So this crazy (and difficult) old lady was in shopping. I assited her with getting a pinata .
So she got her pinata and off she went. She called back a few hours later and this is the conversation....
Lady - "Hi, I bought a pinata a from you a few...
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kay:
See, I put vibrators and dildoes in my pinatas. True fact.
~cheers
~cheers
kay:
ha. Amen.
~cheers
~cheers