jeremy

I ESCAPED!!! It only cost me 6 ounces of flesh, a quart of blood, and a cracker jack prize, but I'm alive goddamnit! You wouldn't believe the horror I had to endure. I'm telling you that being fed dog shit and then being forced to wash the plate it came on is not something I want to relive, but will be forced to every night and in therapy sessions for years to come. Why didn't you just promise to bring paco to the next party you ask? I refuse to submit a small animal to the horror which is Alice. I was forced to leave sixsixty behind, but he bought her the gun so it's his own fault! Besides, he only has to survive 1 night...I have faith, but let's all pray for his safety.

I must go wash the blood off and plot my revenge.