jakeypooh

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.

i'm sorry, but fuck.

fuck and fuck.

i'm out.

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adalynn:

Thanks for the birthday wishes!!!!!!!! it's not my birthday anymore, so what's up????

tell me all about it, pretend boyfriend

Jun 25, 2006

meaney:

what's wrong with the pooh?

Jun 27, 2006

'Ello 'ello!.

I am still out of a job. And mega-broke. It's time to sell some guitars, and i'm not exactly all smiles about it. I'd rather give a lung or something. Seriously...does anyone know how to contact the black market?

An ex-girlfriend of mine got married yesterday...it feels extremely wierd. It's cool because she loves the guy and all, but it was the guy...
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adalynn:

it's crazy, i can see when you're online now!

but i'm hidden..

Jun 20, 2006

adalynn:

i love that you have a wishlist....it's so cute. maybe i'll have to buy you something for my birthday.

Jun 22, 2006

Well hello there. Welcome to the Jakeypooh Showcase theatre. Pull up a chair, pour a glass of whiskey and enjoy. Here at jakeypooh enterprises, we aim to please like cheddar cheese.

Actually, i got nothing for ya. I am no longer employed, so i guess i have to go visit some people on my time off. If you want on the list, let me know....
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beckyjane:

*waves*

Jun 17, 2006

_panda_:

The international sign for camel toe!

Oddly, I was just about to post into you.... read my journal before this - its the welcome back.

Jun 19, 2006

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beckyjane:

I'm doing...

what about you?

May 6, 2006

lioness4:

i just read Cell. Mark bought it for me a few weeks ago. He is such a keeper!!!!
By the way, I LOVE you. Thanks for the very awesome comment you left me. You truly are a good friend and good person. I miss you, come visit dammitt!!!!

May 8, 2006

Alright.

I'm back from Boston.

It was crazy.

I'll have a REAL update tomorrow. i have the day off.

Until then, i just wanted to say hi.

But not so much anymore.

Thanks for the advice on the redhead situation.

I've decided to just drink a lot of beer until it works itself out.

peace out, till tomorrow.

(P.S....I i think this is the first...
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adalynn:

k.............
still waiting for your 'real' update....it's been like years...
xoxoxoxoxo 4eva'

Apr 25, 2006

adalynn:

Apr 27, 2006

Spinning complacently in the darkness of one's own soul, the void which can only be known as...THE FRIEND ZONE!!!

The scene opens on an apartment door #608. Our hero JakeyPooh enters from the left

**Knock Knock Knock-knock Knock**

The door opens to reveal TheRedhead dressed in a naughty black top, having recently returned from a rock show

TheRedHead: "Hey you! Come on in"

The...
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adalynn:

**actually i take that back....I'M JEALOUS. why am i telling you to kiss other chicks.........**

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Apr 14, 2006

adalynn:

HAAPY EASTER

Apr 16, 2006

Here's my real update.

go HERE(and by here, i mean at the bottom of my journal...) and do an offer (I chose the free 30 day trial of aol, because as long as you discontinute it before 30 days, you aren't charged) and if i get 5 people, i get an ipod.

Be a pal. I'll give you my standard deal - a dollar and...
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messyjessy:

You would be proud of me, I'm rocking out to Master of Puppets and Yngwie Malmsteen

I got a live version of Ozzy Osbourne's Mr. Crowley that he's on...HOLY SHIT

Apr 9, 2006

adalynn:

I love that picture....thanks for it, dear***

Apr 10, 2006

Hey everyone, I'lldo a real update tomorrow, but for now...

Help me out. I've been jonesing for my ipod fix ever since mine broke, so i started one of those free offer things to refer people to products, and i get a free ipod.

So here's the deal

go HERE and do an offer (I chose the free 30 day trial of aol, because as...
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meaney:

we won the contest. we were taken off the page of winners because of the "content." a lot of people thought it was cruel like summer. i had a lengthy talk with the owner of the site. we're cool. i mean, i am. basically, we get the winnings, but there will be no record of it. and we can't go for the grand prize.

Apr 6, 2006

meaney:

no no... i'll come there.

Apr 6, 2006

JakeyPooh went on a date with a frisky redhead.

She's pretty and has big boobs.

Oh yea, and she's interesting too.

And she made my roomates and i cookies.

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meaney:

thanks for the girl scout cookies.

Mar 31, 2006

lioness4:

awwwww, you are still the sweetest person, ever. no need to start the car, yet. all is well with the chewtoyboy. better than well, i would say almost perfect, even. everything else is good, too. missed you at the show last night, it was fun and they sounded good. not quite the same without dancing with jakeypooh, though.

Apr 2, 2006

No more frowny face. Things are pretty fucked up here in my corner of life, but i'm not gonna bitch about it. For now.

Anywho, how are YOU sg land? Know any good penquin jokes?

no?

That's pretty much all i got.

Oh yea! Wanna buy a couple guitars?

user304975207:

jakeypooh. you sound like you need a hug

Mar 22, 2006

adalynn:

ill only buy the guitars if you come with them.........................................

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