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You know how we do it, Dogg...
I am cracked out on valium, percocet, and Luna De Luna pinot grigio/chardonay blend... I recomend it highly....

The usual

what's sup with you?

What's the "damn"all about?
I thought I was being rather clever. Took me hours to write that and it'll probably receive no more attention than it has already. Oh well, did it mostly for my own amusement, and I am quite proud of the outcome - really didn't expect it to turn out that well, honestly, but I just kept going and going. Couldn't bear to alter the last lines of the original - it was far too perfect.

Hope all is well in DC, I'm home for the weekend and staying at my sisters place in North Chuck - not bad at all... A little far from the action downtown, but nothing too bad. Tomorrow I go back home and the next day I leave again for work, as per SOP, then I come home then I leave again.... Tis a wonder why I pay rent. My furniture lives a much better existence than I could fathom.
I'll call you tomorrow, as I am sure I will be bored shitless during my 7 hour drive home - foretold is forewarned - answer the phone with extreme discretion....
Ciao....
Mark

I'm back from Providence
had a lovely time
much fun was had
much alcohol consumed.
had more holes poked in my body
while hungover (double ouch)
ate to much sushi and now I feel sick
so I'm off to bed.
hope you had a great weekend!

Tears of the Sun made me wanna hurl...

Think I'm going home this weekend for the wedding. Should put me behind on just about everyfuckingthing, but it'll be fun.
Other than that, my life has consisted of mosquitoes, ticks, canned foods, rain, rain, rain, and a little bit of rain. Oh yeah, and it rained. Today it rained. Yesterday it rained. Other than that, it has just been raining... I hope it rains tomorrow, because it sucks and I figure, why break up a shitty deal?

Howdy neighbor!
always something going on..not always exciting though
I am leaving for providence RI
I will catch up with you when I get back.

How you feeling?

I think so, Brain... But where are we going to find a duck and a hose at this hour?

back to the grind....
*yawn*

aaaaaaahh...
Home sweet home. Time to hit the gym, then go to the beach for the friday partaaaaaay...
See you Sunday, Bro!

Didn't go to the beach party... Went to see Better Than Ezra (who I never really liked).... They fucking rocked the house, dude. I've a totally newfound respect for them. Never knew how many songs of theirs I knew - thought they were playing cover tunes of "cool" bands the entire time. They've a shit ton of songs you know - but don't know it's them... Pretty fun time. They even let a little kid (fucking child guitar prodigy) come on stage and play with them - and it WASN'T pre-staged... I talked to the kid backstage and he had never met the guys before and was scared shitless, but he totally rocked one of their songs and didn't miss a beat. Had the crowd in awe... Made me feel like a turd for never expanding on my musical (or lack thereof) talent. Think I'm going to buy an acoustic guitar tomorrow...

What's the dicky-licky, yo?

See you tomorrow, Piuuuuump!

Getting a bit of a late start around here... I'm so hungover, I think I prayed for death around 9 am... The girls brother tried to poison me - free drinks all night.
Anyway, it's 11 and I'm about to jump in the shower and scrub my grill. The Diet Dr. Pepper is working wonders right now. I should be out of here in the next hour, that puts me there - hey, that puts me there just about Happy Hour. Coincedence? I think not.
Get ready, woman... THE PAIN TRAIN'S COMIN'! Woooooo Woooooooooo Woooooo Woooooo

as per SOP, craziness around here... Yesterday was a fucking RIOT! Complete with phone numbers, sleep-overs, and unauthorized absences from work - it made for a long Monday.
I have a four day weekend coming up. Thinking if you have to work on Thursday and Friday, I'll just cruise up Saturday afternoon. Lemme know what's up..
Chau...

uggh.... Rotary wing all day and night... I love putting my life in the hands of some college kid that pilots a machine that thoeretically isn't even supposed to fucking fly...
... and a good time was had by all.

*hands you my bottle of xanax* good luck!

oh man, 5 am gross. i think i would puke if i had to wake up then.

Didn't go slpat, but did pull an amazing 5-way from 13 grand... Had a great time.

Holy be-Christ.... You'll never guess what happened... (Ithink you may be used to this shit by now, but I'm sure you can still never figure it out)
Call me = at a reasonable time, preferably....
Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaate...

HAHA..you are so right!! Silly me, what was I thinking?!?!

I just got offered free unlimited body piercing from a piercer in Belgium as long as they can put the pictures in their portfolio...hahaha..that is sooo dangerous....

Rain dance worked...
Jumping tomorrow though... Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!

Dood,
Soooooooo nice to be home and see the friends and family... I wish you were here - we'd fuckin' destroy Chucktowne...
Making preperations for my best mates bachelor party, as I am the best man. Think I'm gonna take him to Vegas. You are "officially" invited.... He said so.
Last night we got all tanked up downtown... Met some cops that are friends of my best friend - they were actually cool. We were walking on the street with drinks in hand - a big no no, and they were cool with it. The one guy had a ppin on his uniform that looked EXACTLY like a trident except for the anchor was replaced by a knife... Said it was a SWAT pin... I laughed and told him what a fucking rip-off it was... He took it well, and laughed and said he knew so, but admitted that it was much smaller than a trident. Then we both laughed..
Welp, I'm outty...See ya soon.

where the fuck are you?

If there was a god
i'm sure he would be hated for making bugs
this hell that he created
sit on a coat, put on a hat
i am infested it happens just like that
i'm sure i hate 'em they're ain't no maybes
bodylice & crabs headlice & scabies
you take your pick they make me sick
while i scratch untill i bleed soon they'll be scabs for me to pick
it drives me mad, as i scratch my body raw
sometimes it feels like sex when i'm scratching with my paws
sometimes it feels better, when it gets wetter
lubed up with puss & blood but later i'm upsetter
cuz of the pain when the rash becomes inflamed
i simply lost control the scabies can't be blamed
oh yes they can! i'll go complain
to the drop in center clinic hook me up with some lindane
oh yes lindane the stuff for the occasion
this lotion gives you cancer with too many applications
but i must use it, i'll be the tested
this time it's gone too far my body is infested
i am infested, i am infested
this time it's gone too far
my body is infested
one bug, two bug, three bugs, four
these bugs just fuck & eat
soon they'll be hundreds more
(to) infest my head, infest my bed these bugs won't stop infesting untill i kill 'em all dead
then there's the eggs, the fucking catch
if i don't delouse again in seven days they'll hatch
and at this time i will truley go insane
my nervous system shot by the use of the lindane
it is this lotion on my generation tested this time it's gone too far
my body is infested