joscelyne

DSL is still not working. Fuck.

I've been thinking about submitting to be a remote model for SG for almost a year already, and I'm still thinking very hard. Just how bad do I want this? And rejection isn't exactly a stranger of mine since I'm an actor...

I want this. I really do. That 1/10 ratio is kind of challenging. I like it.

Marla...
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when the whipporwill whippors in the wind, the wind will whippor back a nice and chubby baby! oh dog boy, no boom!

This sucks ass. My DSL decided to stop working and then I stupidly thought, hey, why don't I just uninstall and then reinstall all the software? Well now the stupid modem keeps flashing the stupid DSL, ACT and ENET lights while the power light is the only one solid. Grrr. If anyone has SBCglobal for their DSL [i'm sorry?], could you please help me? I...
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I never thought I'd resent it so much, but people are actually asking for my SG login/pass. That irks the hell out of me. And why does wordwrap not work in netscrape on here?!?

sugar doot doot doot doot doot-doooo, aw, honey honey, doot doot doot doot doot-doooo, you are my candy girl...

Can anyone tell me what real sleep feels like? I forget =(

Listening to Inkubus Sukkubus brings back memories. Especially their song "Vampyre Erotica". Makes me miss pole dancing so much. If my memory is anything it used to be, this song was the second or third I ever danced to.

Makes me reconsider going back to that job...

I always seem to know when something's wrong with him, even when he doesn't say it outright. There's a specific CD he pust on whenever he's ticked off with me, even when I haven't done much to promote this behavior from him. Maybe that's the thing though, I don't have to do much. In fact I don't do anything at all, and that's exactly what...
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So I'm at Tina's house right now. I probably shouldn't be on the site at the moment because last time I got Tina's husband in trouble for having a LOT of raunchy porn on the computer. I was overlooking all her temp internet files and saw all these images and she has a really, really big problem with Alex looking at that stuff because of...
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I feel like being dragged by horses over hot coals. I don't know why, I just do. I'm sure if it actually occured, I'd be pretty unhappy though. Screaming, even. That's not the type of pain I enjoy.

We attempted to wake up Jeremy by banging a big spoon and pan together right over his head...and he jerked pretty bad, but then mike's shoulder rammed...
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The SGchat on AIM was slow, but then I made a friend! Yey for friends, DrMik3y rocks my cock like a whore on crack. Well, he would if I had a cock. No, wait that wasn't right either.

4th was lame, just like it has been, or maybe I'm just boring. Yeah I think it's just that I'm boring.

What happened to my spunk?

I had a horrible night. It still hasn't ended. I haven't gotten much sleep.

Mike and I had the joyful opportunity to listening to my mother have a threesome. With two losers. Ugh.

Happy fucking Independence Day, assholes.