Sometimes I really think our customers are scraped from the bottom of the gene pool.
me: "Hi, how are you doing today?"
stupid customer: "Two citrus squeezes." Not a please, or even a thank you.
me: "Would you like a free boost in either of these--"
stupid customer: abrupt shaking of head "--No. No boost. Wait. Is it free?"
Oh then there's the typical American,...
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me: "Hi, how are you doing today?"
stupid customer: "Two citrus squeezes." Not a please, or even a thank you.
me: "Would you like a free boost in either of these--"
stupid customer: abrupt shaking of head "--No. No boost. Wait. Is it free?"
Oh then there's the typical American,...
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I got a kickass prom dress. Those stores on Pacific Blvd. in Huntington Park had a lot to choose from and half the price of where I usually shop. My dress and the other ones I looked at were only $40-70! I got a nice ballgown for about $75 and I'm excited.
Talked to my mommy today. Things are going okay for now, I'll spare...
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Talked to my mommy today. Things are going okay for now, I'll spare...
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tofubot:
yes, lack of cars sucks, and lack of recources to get a car sucks even harder
yay it's only 9 days till we can all shake our boo-tay's at prom
yay it's only 9 days till we can all shake our boo-tay's at prom
requiem:
Don't you mean across from me, so you can take pictures of me kissing my beer?
Yesterday I saw Identity. I basically hid my face behind my hands the whole time. And I remember gasping terribly loud when one of the girls was killed, ugh. I don't know why I like scaring myself. It's just like when people play those scary games like Resident Evil and stuff. I can't help but watch them play it. I used to ask my dad...
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rise_robot:
saw identity on sunday. great flick, and glad i didnt' get into the spoiler section. could you believe a friend asked me what the plot/twist was? cheater...
the reviews on moviefone has some amazing random posts. one in particular had this guy saying "the movie scared me so much my PENIS hid". call me a child, it had me roaring for a while.
the reviews on moviefone has some amazing random posts. one in particular had this guy saying "the movie scared me so much my PENIS hid". call me a child, it had me roaring for a while.
noelani:
I haven't seen Xmen 2 yet, but I want to. I've heard nothing but good reviews about it. Fractal is right about the ring though, that was a good flick for sure. Thanks for your comment in my journal, how is Jen anyhow?? I wish I didn't spend so much time with that stupid boy in HS or I may have actually got to hang out with cool people like you....or people in general. It super micromanaged my life to where I couldn't have any friends. Whateverm he gone now and I am happy happy happy. And now we can hang out at prom. I'm so excited!
Kisses
[Edited on May 06, 2003]
Kisses
[Edited on May 06, 2003]
Dude. Look at my nose (Ctrl+F5 or however you clear your cache). What the hell kind of nose is that? Did you know I can flatten it without a problem? I show this to people and they start laughing because I barely have a bridge so it smooshes easily.
I wonder what I'd look like with a "normal" nose. You know, with a prominent little...
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I wonder what I'd look like with a "normal" nose. You know, with a prominent little...
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onefoolishline:
sweet! i'm looking forward to meeting you at the preprom avathon champagne fiesta of inebriation!
added you as a friend.
and i like your nose. and your hair
added you as a friend.
and i like your nose. and your hair
emperor_tane:
Jossie!!
Tane
Jossie!!
Tane
Tomorrow we can drive around this town
And let the cops chase us around
The past is gone but something might be found to take it's place...heyyyyyyy jealousy
Good times.
I should be sleeping because I have to get up at 4:30 am for work. Except that I have a headache and I need to open the door soon. Confused yet? You betcha.
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And let the cops chase us around
The past is gone but something might be found to take it's place...heyyyyyyy jealousy
Good times.
I should be sleeping because I have to get up at 4:30 am for work. Except that I have a headache and I need to open the door soon. Confused yet? You betcha.
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suoda:
My brain hurts tonight 
. That is a killer tune. Go Gin Blossoms. Sleep darling sleep. Sorry about your stomach.
. That is a killer tune. Go Gin Blossoms. Sleep darling sleep. Sorry about your stomach.
disgorge:
Argg! 4:30 AM sucks to be up at. I do it all the time. You have my sympathy.
I began filling out one of those tedious surveys of all my favorites and that kind of crap, when I realized no one needed to know any of it. Boring, boring, boring...
Of all the painkillers I've used in this life, Excedrine is not nice to me. In fact it's one of the few that makes me feel like I choked down huge amounts of...
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Of all the painkillers I've used in this life, Excedrine is not nice to me. In fact it's one of the few that makes me feel like I choked down huge amounts of...
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cheech:
More girls should wear corduroys. Hell, more guys should wear corduroys. I like the big thick ropey ones; they are hot.
But if you no fill out surveys, who will know about Garbage and Silverchair??
I never rocked out Excedrin...it sounds like you needed Excedrin PM, the downer Excedrin....
But if you no fill out surveys, who will know about Garbage and Silverchair??
I never rocked out Excedrin...it sounds like you needed Excedrin PM, the downer Excedrin....
suoda:
Oooh... you betcha... nice purchases.
Yea, excedrine can be mean.... nasty beastie at times.
Holy Magoli! Hope all is well with you Joss. I know Emily's ears definitely peaked up when she heard about the meal... haha. As did mine of course...
Yea, excedrine can be mean.... nasty beastie at times.
Holy Magoli! Hope all is well with you Joss. I know Emily's ears definitely peaked up when she heard about the meal... haha. As did mine of course...
Prom is coming closer and closer. My boobs are most likely still too big to fit into my dress from '01. Which means I either get a fast reduction somehow, or I buy a new dress.
Oh and then I have to buy new jeans because the ones I'm wearing now, like several others, are dragging and torn and have holes where they shouldn't be....
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Oh and then I have to buy new jeans because the ones I'm wearing now, like several others, are dragging and torn and have holes where they shouldn't be....
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cheech:
What an insane pic! Sak-e sak-e sak-e, ahh it's been too long since I went to my fave Thai restaurant with the lil blue sake bottles. I HAVE to go there soon. Plum sake, wow, that's beyond my experience.
PLEASE don't reduce yr boobs. Please? I'll ask please again, if it helps...
Yr right-- it does tastes like band-aids. Band-aids- taste and drool adds up to the cure often being worse than the symptoms.
PLEASE don't reduce yr boobs. Please? I'll ask please again, if it helps...
Yr right-- it does tastes like band-aids. Band-aids- taste and drool adds up to the cure often being worse than the symptoms.
disgorge:
Anytime you have extra money that may offend you, feel free to send it to me. I promise I won't mind.
Maxx said "goodnight" an hour ago but I can't close his IM window. My client isn't letting me. So it's stuck there next to the goat's and the jerms'. Every time I look at it I see the little X on the tab and it won't go away with any clicks. It refuses to leave.
My toof hurts.
My toof hurts.
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shifgrethor:
What am i on?
Im high on LIFE. The whimsical thrill of existing just tickles my fancy to no end. And im here in my darkened computer room drinkin it in like theres no tomorrow.
Eat ice cream. numb toof pain. make better make better.
Im high on LIFE. The whimsical thrill of existing just tickles my fancy to no end. And im here in my darkened computer room drinkin it in like theres no tomorrow.
Eat ice cream. numb toof pain. make better make better.
suoda:
I hope you are having a great weekend sweetie. Make sure you get some good coffee listen to some 80s tunes and think of me. Remember that night we had when we traded 80s mp3s? Hahaha. That was most excellent.
constants aren't so constant anymore.
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shifgrethor:
Would it be too -glib- of an assessment to say that the only constant is change?
I don't want to be too -glib-, after all its not my name.
*COUGHint*
I don't want to be too -glib-, after all its not my name.
*COUGHint*
albion_moonlight:
A while ago, you wrote in my journal: "Your entry and comment both make me think. Think about what? Lots of things, various things, I can't pinpoint it though because I'm still thinking.
And hey! I moved to soCal from San Francisco back in late October, so why haven't I met you at any SGLA events, huh? Should I throw in "yet"? Hmmmmmm? "
Sorry it took me so long to respond. I've been to two SGLA events, but you weren't at either of them. I hope to meet you at a future event though. Peace.
And hey! I moved to soCal from San Francisco back in late October, so why haven't I met you at any SGLA events, huh? Should I throw in "yet"? Hmmmmmm? "
Sorry it took me so long to respond. I've been to two SGLA events, but you weren't at either of them. I hope to meet you at a future event though. Peace.
Tomorrow I will have no shame, and I will start again.
Make a wish.
You can close your eyes, it's over now.
Make a wish.
You can close your eyes, it's over now.
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justlittleolme:
You still sad?
stare:
in my life, a day without shame is like a day without air. hhehehe. someone shoot me.
I need to throw up.
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winter_____:
(((hugs)))
cheech:
Were you watching Dick Cheney speak again?
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ponyboy_curtis:
hey joss, thought i'd pop in and say hi.
haven't talked with you in a long time.
hope all is well.
haven't talked with you in a long time.
hope all is well.
azura:
now there's another pic 
for you!!!
for you!!!
YEAH! I GET TO SEE JOSS!!!
and in SF of all places