Tuesday Aug 09, 2005

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to the unknown hot girl with the musical clef tatoos on her back:

your boyfriend is an ape.
are you that lame to date him?
that is a shame.
boundcreature:
i like that you recognize the inherent lameness of this girl and don't assume she is wonderful but confused and that is why she is dating the ape.

Sunday Aug 07, 2005

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I got PIXIES tickets.

WOO.
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riley:
tickets sounds plural to me...

... wanna date?? wink
sapphic_plastic:


you fuckin' fag.


love, Sapphic_Plastic & Kay_

P:S check your testimonials, cum dumpster.

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[Edited on Aug 08, 2005 11:13PM]

Saturday Aug 06, 2005

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my enemies list is down to one.

This fucking womanizer went to school with me,
said things about a girl I was dating that made me punch him in the face...
and now works for another much less tasteful punk rock porn
site in NYC. He will suffer.
Oh yes, my fury will be unleashed upon him ten-fold.

AND NOW HE'S TRYING TO TALK TO...
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palo:
Encourage me.
sapphic_plastic:
YES!!!
we got our pixies tickets too!!
yay yay yay!

who is this punk rock porno poser you hate?
turn him over to me, i'll immasculate him in 5 minutes flat.

nobody fucks wit the jeebus.

Friday Aug 05, 2005

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1,1,4,5,20,36,61,244,504,576,1385,5540,11916,17280,14400


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1am: I am drunk. Half a bottle of scotch.
I feel my eyeballs burning from the inside.
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venice:
Woo! I am in on a nerd secret!
merrow:
Youre just jealous because I have math skills and breasts. tongue

Friday Aug 05, 2005

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boundcreature:
not it!
granny:
I would probably gag as well puke

Thursday Aug 04, 2005

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Actual Ezra Quote of the Day:

BoundCreature: So what is a nice word for Asshole?
Me: Anus
ThePants: Poop Chute
Ezra: Balloon Knot.
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aegiswings:
I think Ezra only exists in his mind.
boundcreature:
see, yet another reason to get me a digital photo so i can make the "ezra quote of the day" graphic.

Thursday Aug 04, 2005

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Ezra Meta-Quote of the Day:

Yoni: You know not to buy books from Ezra right?
Me: Yeah, he's a cheap bastard.
Yoni: Yeah, I only buy them from Alex because even though I helped them out at the store for free, Ezra still feels the need to charge me full price, not even a 10% discount.
Me: He tried to charge me for one of...
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boundcreature:
heh. that ezra...

Monday Aug 01, 2005

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i probably hate you.
granny:
Nuh-uh.
... and that's MY line!

p.s. Boyfriend says your awesome... if I haven't told you already

Friday Jul 29, 2005

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Ezra quote of the day:

Me: So um, how was the store today? Anything interesting happen?
Ezra: No not really, oh wait yeah. There was some hot woman who fucked me in the backroom.

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Ezra is sick now too or perhaps he was sick first.

Anger is an energy
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sapphic_plastic:
how was chocolate and porn?
get raped by any middle aged women?
thefullnelson:
Shatter Dead? If it's anything like Basketcase, no thank you.

No thank you, very much.

Friday Jul 29, 2005

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Yeah I might not go to this thing tonight at Manray.

I'm not feeling well, I'd prefer to sleep it off and go to the beach tomorrow than tempt it to strike hard and fast.
aegiswings:
I'm gonna sleep it off at the beach tomorrow.
sapphic_plastic:
if it makes you feel better, i think a lot of people are wussing outta the manray thing tonight for various reasons.
i myself will be sewing.

dude, are you still riding w/ me to the beach? am i picking you up in harvard square tomorrow?
drop me an email, you fucker!!
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