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I'm updating my resume, what do you think thus far:

1990 - 2000
Her Majesty's Department of Family Planning
Leeds, LS1 1UR
Creutzfeldt-Jakob (CJD) Conveyance Specialist

2001-2002
BAE Systems
Arlington, VA
Devastation Assurance Engineer

2003-2004
California Analysis Center, Incorporated (CACI)
Iraqi Desert
Coercive Interview Systems Engineer

2004-Current
Revolutionary Armed Forces of Columbia (FARC)
Columbian Jungle
Sodium Bicarbonate Adulterant Technician
wildorchid:
Hey I'd hire you .......... No questions asked. smile I'd even give you your own office.

And by the way? What's so special about NY pizza?

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palo:
Hurry up and get back so I can knife you.
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I like NY Pizza.
misstyrios:
We called you last night. You ignored us. We had fun without you. Sniffle.
misstyrios:
Ah, ok. It was me and Sid and aegiswings and TheFullNelson. We hit the Model.
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My neighbor and a one-time aquaintance was found dead yesterday at the bottom of a cliff.

" A 24-year-old Armonk man who was reported missing by his parents Tuesday night was found dead yesterday morning at the base of a steep cliff in the Arthur Butler Memorial Sanctuary near the edge of Interstate 684."

Article Here

He was supposedly cleaned-up after years of being...
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kera:
no, that didn't sound creepy to me at all. i'm glad to know that my nakedness is appriciated, otherwise it would be pointless nudity and we all know that that's smut. mmm....smut. love
kera:
y'know, i have no freaking clue. it's so random, and i honestly expected more from the artists in somerville. i die a little inside every time i walk by it.
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My roommate came home tonight covered in blood.

He was attacked at work by a drunk who hit him and splattered him with blood.

Let me just put this into perspective, he's an EMT.

He took me out to the ambulance and showed me the inside, it looked like horror film gone bad, the floor and walls were covered with dried blood.

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yep.

I'm bored.
Bored and lonely.
Bored, lonely and always awake.
It's like what I imagine limbo is like.
kera:
as a limbo girl, it's not so bad. wink
yes, bay windows are fabulous. i love my apartment. i have the best apartment ever and they will drag my cold dead body out of here, because i'm not leaving. ever. biggrin
newkirk:
Hey I've had insomnia for about 5 months now, that's fucking boring and lonely... limbo does suck. Thanks for reminding me.
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I don't need sleep anymore apparently

I am super human-- or a zombie.
wildorchid:
What did you do? Teach me. I'm still offshore and I just switched over to night shift - 6pm to 6am. I'm ok now, wide awake, but at 3am I'll be dying.
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sapphic_plastic:
you are girl crazy!

she is cute though.

tongue
aegiswings:
I met her on Friday, Jebus smile and her bf too frown. She *is* super-cute. Come hang with us more and we'll intro you to more cute girls!
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Still tired.













8/21 will be my lucky day.
sapphic_plastic:
you are still a pussy for running away from gogol bordellow.

yeahar.
thefullnelson:
I've regained most of my hearing, how's about you?