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RE: my neighbors are fucking idiots and i can't call
the cops.
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it doesn't.
you know, i'm basically half brazilian. which would make me half hispanic. if you read through, them being mexican had no bearing on the rest... Read More
I would be one happy camper if someone would combine two or more of the gross things that I would like to experience happening to someone else. That would be something akin to a 16 yr old boy losing their virginity in a threesome...and on that note...what is up with kids having sex way earlier in their lifetimes than I did? I mean...not that I really care or anything...but...well...I guess it might have helped if girls were sexy when I was younger...but seriously...what are 13 year olds doing having sex...I mean...you know...other then having sex...
really? I hope for your sake then, that the mullet wasn't real on him either. Just you know...something that he wore a lot. But then if you're gonna wear a fake mullet all the time, you might just as well grow one for real. Did you dump him because he had a mullet or because he was a poser who wished he had a mullet?
awww, did you just call me pretty people? sweet! wait...you mean you don't have an ani?
You don't know who mr. bear is? What about Mr. Eff and D-Boy? If you are still out of the loop, I feel very badly for you. If you're not a fan of Mr. Vasquez, you should be. You need to do what I do. I just carry my ugly stick around with me where ever I go. When I chance upon someone who is better looking then I, I beat them with said ugly stick.
I would just come over, but you see...I have a list of things to do before I die. One of them consists of being kidnapped by and made to make tasty cheesecake for a pretty girl. so...you know...I figure if I just happen to tell you that I'll be getting off of work tomorrow at 4:30, I might just happen to go missing and wake up in a pretty girls apartment...win win...
oh man...I had neighbors like that as well...back when I lived in the ghetto...can't say that I miss that. cuz I don't. sorta like how I don't want to work right now....so I'm not. but I will be. after I shower that is...
ps.
get that haircut yet? do it. do it. just do it. do it etc. etc.
I once overheard a woman scolding her son for saying "I love Mexican candy" and told him it was "hispanic candy." I'm fairly sure we're not importing our candy from Hispania.
so. i've really got two set ideas in motion (one for a multi, one for a solo) and this is gonna happen.
very excited about this and i'm already researching/planning.
gonna be sweet.
sorry for not keeping up with comments, lovelies. i'm terrible about it.... and there's no excuse. so forgive me and please love me still. i'm going to try playing catch up... Read More
was talking to a friend about the good points and bad points of stripping. lately i've been really down on it. it's just depressing to stand on stage basically being judged. guys sit there and decide whether or not i'm worth their dollar. i have good nights (yay money) and bad nights. but on the bad ones i start picking myself apart and it wrecks... Read More
Going out to a strip club is supposed to be FUN, and its much easier to have a good time when the girls are having fun.
I hate it when I see guys there creeping out in the back (or worse, creeping out @ the tip rail) while never reaching for their hip once. I don't care who's on stage, if you've got the cajones to go on stage and get nekkid, I'm going to continue to make dollar bill pyramids for you.
914.473.4319 - i have no clue who this is. but STOP CALLING ME. whoever you are, i don't give two craps about you. you're a flake and an idiot. grow some hair on your balls and lose my number. i don't know how you got it in the first place.
ok. my week tanked.
but! silly ass pics of me drunk as fuck with... Read More
wow seems like there are a bunch of cute girls out in NM one of these days I'll have to swing out there lol. I'm in AZ right now... ok well not right now but I'll be back there in a year and I should be there for at least a year so I'll have to swing out there or something.
the mystery of the 2 month illness has been solved:
i have chronic bronchitis. gross.
and hey, pick up a copy of the march National Geographic. has a great story about the advances in animal science. (proof of cognative thought!) it's actually really interesting. but i'm a geek for that stuff.
