Another week another bunch of bollocks from me.
At least look like you are excited to see new words typed by my hands transmitted from my mind.
Oral sex linked to throat cancer
A virus contracted through oral sex is the cause of some throat cancers, say US scientists.
Scientists. The bastards. Not happy with ruining practically every single food on the planet with warnings...
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At least look like you are excited to see new words typed by my hands transmitted from my mind.
Oral sex linked to throat cancer
A virus contracted through oral sex is the cause of some throat cancers, say US scientists.
Scientists. The bastards. Not happy with ruining practically every single food on the planet with warnings...
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Has it really been that long since I typed a load of crap and posted for your reading pleasure? Why yes. Yes it has.
So let me fill a few minutes of your time with humour you couldn't possibly think of yourselves.
Paris Hilton gets 45 days in jail
Celebrity heiress Paris Hilton has been jailed for 45 days after being found guilty of violating...
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So let me fill a few minutes of your time with humour you couldn't possibly think of yourselves.
Paris Hilton gets 45 days in jail
Celebrity heiress Paris Hilton has been jailed for 45 days after being found guilty of violating...
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vindice:
The top video is a stellar find. That guy can MOVE!!
hedy:
apparently paris hilton's lawyers are claiming cruel and unusual punishment as their defense for why she should not go to jail for 45 days.
altho apparently the massive overcrowding in l.a. jails might get her out early.
also, on that cheaters show they showed up with somebody's boyfriend to some sex party his girlfriend was at, and a man & his goat answered the door. ewwwwww.
sorry 'bout the random comment.
altho apparently the massive overcrowding in l.a. jails might get her out early.
also, on that cheaters show they showed up with somebody's boyfriend to some sex party his girlfriend was at, and a man & his goat answered the door. ewwwwww.
sorry 'bout the random comment.
This is the newwwwwwwwws.
Iran ban on 'Western' hairstyles
This is the news that the authorities in Iran have issued a warning that if hairdressers give the youth of Iran western haircuts then they will have their license revoked. Which as we all know will only drive the problem underground, as the young people of Tehran meet up in a supermarket car park at 4am...
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Iran ban on 'Western' hairstyles
This is the news that the authorities in Iran have issued a warning that if hairdressers give the youth of Iran western haircuts then they will have their license revoked. Which as we all know will only drive the problem underground, as the young people of Tehran meet up in a supermarket car park at 4am...
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vindice:
Aha! You figured it. Thanks, m'dear! Had you been looking in my pics folder before?
theda291056:
haha, i think that's the best comment i've ever had left on my blog! cheers.
You dont have to be matt to work here but it helps... 20th April.
So I had an epiphany last night. And the doctor says as long as I reduce my salt intake I should be fine. Bada-bom-tish!
But seriously, I had one of those what have I done moments. Im 25. And I don't have much to show for it. I thought id easily...
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johnstitch:
Virginia massacre.
Spot on.
Harry potter
What are you saying ? It was the only reason me and sky went ? That's scandalous. Retract, retract !
Salt
Add as much as you want to natural foods. Its the salt content in artificial pre packed foods that is dangerously high. Thats there so it withstands being left in a fridge for a month and being cooked twice without loosing all its flavor.
Spot on.
Harry potter
What are you saying ? It was the only reason me and sky went ? That's scandalous. Retract, retract !
Salt
Add as much as you want to natural foods. Its the salt content in artificial pre packed foods that is dangerously high. Thats there so it withstands being left in a fridge for a month and being cooked twice without loosing all its flavor.
the_new_scum:
I'm glad the Penguins are out just because maybe now people will shut up about them; especially Crosby. Little prick
Roll up roll up!
You twats.
Wanting me to fill your dull lives with blog related humour you couldn't possibly think of yourselves
* Went on a leaving do for a work colleague where I actually drank alcohol!!! Why the following did enter my mouth and reside in my gut for a while:
- A cherry beer.
- 2 Raspberry Mojitos.
- 4 shots of...
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You twats.
Wanting me to fill your dull lives with blog related humour you couldn't possibly think of yourselves
* Went on a leaving do for a work colleague where I actually drank alcohol!!! Why the following did enter my mouth and reside in my gut for a while:
- A cherry beer.
- 2 Raspberry Mojitos.
- 4 shots of...
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vindice:
Good call. 
agentblack:
Well.... Alright... But Don't let it happen again!
I often wonder if im a good friend.
My life has been littered with people who at the time I thought we would always stay in touch and rely on each other, yet we drift apart.
I can't exactly blame them as they all seem to be able to maintain good relationships with other people.
I have a theory that people get bored of me....
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My life has been littered with people who at the time I thought we would always stay in touch and rely on each other, yet we drift apart.
I can't exactly blame them as they all seem to be able to maintain good relationships with other people.
I have a theory that people get bored of me....
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theknives:
Oh, that one. I think it's commonly referred to as life.
starbug:
Those two shows are pretty much the only ones that are free at the mo, as far as I can work out? Takes about 5 mins to register and download everything and you dont have to pay a subscription, may be worth it once it gets going 
Is it just me?
Or
* Does the first sign of sun make everyone believe its time to wear the shorts and vests and eat soleros. It's barely above freezing you idiots! Just leave the scarf at home. Don't be dressing up like you live on the fucking Riviera.
* Do the tabloid newspapers seem to be running out of rubbish to print? Today had...
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Or
* Does the first sign of sun make everyone believe its time to wear the shorts and vests and eat soleros. It's barely above freezing you idiots! Just leave the scarf at home. Don't be dressing up like you live on the fucking Riviera.
* Do the tabloid newspapers seem to be running out of rubbish to print? Today had...
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starbug:
. * Does the first sign of sun make everyone believe its time to wear the shorts and vests and eat soleros. It's barely above freezing you idiots! Just leave the scarf at home. Don't be dressing up like you live on the fucking Riviera
Yes, yes yes. I live in WAG-land and all year round there are tables and chairs outside the teeny tapas bars and delis. It's minus 5, why the hell would you want to sit outside????
Yay an SGUK member from north of London!!!!
Yes, yes yes. I live in WAG-land and all year round there are tables and chairs outside the teeny tapas bars and delis. It's minus 5, why the hell would you want to sit outside????
Yay an SGUK member from north of London!!!!
sweetbones:
hi!!! ahhaa all girls magazines have contradictions... but i continue buying some of that kind of magazines 
maybe because some information its interesting.... 
i just want to comment your blog but i never visited u before
maybe because some information its interesting....
i just want to comment your blog but i never visited u before
I saw this live on friday night. It truly was the best thing ive ever seen at the theatre.
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theknives:
I promise to cry then too, don't worry.
This week in bullet points.
* Went to see 300. There are a load of people who get stabbed, a few flashes of boob, a couple of gay jokes, suggested bumming of a married lady and at one point a goat playing a guitar.
* That trip to the cinema was part of a day out with a young lady. It didn't go too well....
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* Went to see 300. There are a load of people who get stabbed, a few flashes of boob, a couple of gay jokes, suggested bumming of a married lady and at one point a goat playing a guitar.
* That trip to the cinema was part of a day out with a young lady. It didn't go too well....
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theknives:
Hehe, silly boy. Luckily I can get the last train home at 11:something.
dylan:
You lost a tooth on a pastrami sandwich?
That's a hardcore sandwich.
Or you are woefully un-hardcore, one of those.
That's a hardcore sandwich.
Or you are woefully un-hardcore, one of those.
So yeah i am feeling slightly better now.
Turns out my Inner-ear is inflamed and its effect my balance and willingness to vomit.
They gave me some drugs to stop me vomiting, but the side effects are that i feel like i could fall asleep at any second and that the part of my brain which makes sense of my ideas is switched off meaning...
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Turns out my Inner-ear is inflamed and its effect my balance and willingness to vomit.
They gave me some drugs to stop me vomiting, but the side effects are that i feel like i could fall asleep at any second and that the part of my brain which makes sense of my ideas is switched off meaning...
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theknives:
In my admittedly limited experience of being a woman (as opposed to a girl I mean, I've always been female) I'd say that women don't tell you what they we actually want becuase we don't really know. At least, I never do, I'm useless. And therefore the last person you'd want relationship type advice from, so ignore my innane ramblings. And get better soon...I miss your amusing comments on my journal.
theknives:
Well, apparently 'hang out' means getting cancelled on, and therefore there will definatley be no sex. 
So i went to the doctors today as I have been ill.
The following things occurred to me:
(i like lists as well)
The following things occurred to me:
(i like lists as well)
- My local health centre looks like it could have been used as a set for robocop, its like a view of the future from an 1980s mindset. All glass and lights.
- When you are called to the surgery your name comes up...
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johnnyforeigner:
It's scary how exactly I can picture the trailer 
theknives:
Such a manly choice! 
Today is a dark day for television.
ITV Play is to close.
No longer will students and drunkards' run-up huge phone bills attempting to guess the implausible answers to simple questions.
No longer will we be able to turn on that channel late at night and attempt to work out what reality shows we saw that presenter in last.
It's a heavy price to pay...
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ITV Play is to close.
No longer will students and drunkards' run-up huge phone bills attempting to guess the implausible answers to simple questions.
No longer will we be able to turn on that channel late at night and attempt to work out what reality shows we saw that presenter in last.
It's a heavy price to pay...
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sullenriot:
no she shouldn't I'd never let some one do that, and she's getting paid! Im happy for her.
sullenriot:
I'm more gutted that if i dont sell them i'm down 54
never year im throwing a party for it