Another couple of reasons why TV is better in Japan.
God knows why there is a trance version of pink floyd in the background at the start.
It also appears that the penalty for an un-successful attempt is to take a dip in a pool full of piss.
Due to my success of the last deconstruction of a popular film, i may very well do...
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God knows why there is a trance version of pink floyd in the background at the start.
It also appears that the penalty for an un-successful attempt is to take a dip in a pool full of piss.
Due to my success of the last deconstruction of a popular film, i may very well do...
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delilahjack:
ok i'll do my best to find some strange and ambigious pictures you can amuse yourself with.
I think you should to renditions of films, particularly the bad ones like titanic or snakes on a plane. xx
I think you should to renditions of films, particularly the bad ones like titanic or snakes on a plane. xx
delilahjack:
just watched the video and i thought i'd share with you some of my main comments watching
"Oh arnie bless you, you little big fisted clutz"
"Oh recall recall recall recall!" - yes that was shit
Judo CHOP!
"Yes! Hit sharon stone harder!"
"My god this film WAS violent"
"What a nice turban"
(3.14) Oh look it's arnie's brain!
After that, i think i passed out from exhaustion, after realising that woman are very very strange x
"Oh arnie bless you, you little big fisted clutz"
"Oh recall recall recall recall!" - yes that was shit
Judo CHOP!
"Yes! Hit sharon stone harder!"
"My god this film WAS violent"
"What a nice turban"
(3.14) Oh look it's arnie's brain!
After that, i think i passed out from exhaustion, after realising that woman are very very strange x
Seen as my last blog was as popular as cock flavoured doughnuts, here is a collection of the best loud songs i know of....
Refused - New Noise.
Slipknot - Before I Forget.
Metallica - Enter Sandman.
Korn - Blind
DFA 1979 - Romantic Rights.
Beat that lot.
Refused - New Noise.
Slipknot - Before I Forget.
Metallica - Enter Sandman.
Korn - Blind
DFA 1979 - Romantic Rights.
Beat that lot.
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agentblack:
ROCK
ROCK
xalicex:
wow...cock flavoured doughnuts.....fucking bizarre!
Back once again for the renegade master.
Or something
Here are some things I am angry about this week.
* If there is one thing I hate more than any other its GMTV. It may be the shittest programme EVER made. Due to:
- The enforced snarm of the presenters who have to pretend to have some rapport but really have all the on-screen chemistry...
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Or something
Here are some things I am angry about this week.
* If there is one thing I hate more than any other its GMTV. It may be the shittest programme EVER made. Due to:
- The enforced snarm of the presenters who have to pretend to have some rapport but really have all the on-screen chemistry...
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I have no new information for you all.
So lets have one of my barely famous question and answer sessions.
Where you ask the questions and i give the answers.
So fucking bring it jerks!....
Killa_ asked: Is it wrong to eat your own boogies?
Yes. Yes it is. You risk a shunning by all you hold dear should anyone ever catch you rooting up...
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So lets have one of my barely famous question and answer sessions.
Where you ask the questions and i give the answers.
So fucking bring it jerks!....
Killa_ asked: Is it wrong to eat your own boogies?
Yes. Yes it is. You risk a shunning by all you hold dear should anyone ever catch you rooting up...
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kellymonster:
Do you have an age limit on potential hanky-panky partners?
killa_:
thank for the answer to my very important question... Luckily i have the addiction just in my own room then.. amazing
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creamygoodness:
Happy birth-shit, too late 
Still, nice mask
Still, nice mask
sixtyfootqueenie:
hot.
I am a total mexican wrestler afficinado...... I have only one mask... poo
I am a total mexican wrestler afficinado...... I have only one mask... poo
Im back.
Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
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ikaruga:
huzzah!
mat8drb:
Bullet points, damn it!
I will have an internet connection in about 10 days.
Be sure i will reply to you all then.
Im still angry about my hair but have decided to grow it out yo.
Got the wedding photos/dvd back and i look like a mid-20s hitler.
Not a good look.
Im thinking of saving up for extensive plastic surgery.
Im on the slim-fast too.
Those shakes...
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Be sure i will reply to you all then.
Im still angry about my hair but have decided to grow it out yo.
Got the wedding photos/dvd back and i look like a mid-20s hitler.
Not a good look.
Im thinking of saving up for extensive plastic surgery.
Im on the slim-fast too.
Those shakes...
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ikaruga:
other than what others have said about plastic surgery, how extensive are we talking here?
just out of curiosity's sake more than anything, truth be told...
just out of curiosity's sake more than anything, truth be told...
badams:
sorry - i missed out on a few posts - whats exactly did you do to your hair??
So i logged on here hoping i would get many concerned messages of "where are you?" "are you ok?" etc
I find nothing.
It seems im not held in as such high regard as I thought i was.
The wedding was fine.
The speech went well.
The photos made me look horrid.
I hate my haircut.
I have a new phone.
It keeps crashing.
There...
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I find nothing.
It seems im not held in as such high regard as I thought i was.
The wedding was fine.
The speech went well.
The photos made me look horrid.
I hate my haircut.
I have a new phone.
It keeps crashing.
There...
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badams:
i have found this site quite quiet recently - am lucky to get 5 comments per post anymore...
vindice:
Are you playing scrabble with me? Because if you're not, I haven't a clue who is.
Here we go again. What I have been doing this week:
* Preparing for my brothers wedding. The speech is awesome. Well as awesome as it can be considering my audience literally ranges from 8 to 80.
* drinking cider. I have a new found affection for it. Mmm apples. And booze. Apple booze. Proper stuff never mind none of this weather-named plastic bottle shit....
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* Preparing for my brothers wedding. The speech is awesome. Well as awesome as it can be considering my audience literally ranges from 8 to 80.
* drinking cider. I have a new found affection for it. Mmm apples. And booze. Apple booze. Proper stuff never mind none of this weather-named plastic bottle shit....
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xalicex:
hahah " weather named plastic bottled shit" ....priceless
im soo looking forward to getting a chance to see the simpsons movie....i was hesitant cos i didnt want it to be crap but from what you said its not gonna dissapoint.
aww....cherry garcia and the coffee one are my two faves!
good luck with the speech, better you than me!
im soo looking forward to getting a chance to see the simpsons movie....i was hesitant cos i didnt want it to be crap but from what you said its not gonna dissapoint.
aww....cherry garcia and the coffee one are my two faves!
good luck with the speech, better you than me!
ikaruga:
the cure? preferred mr. smith's tenure with the banshees, truth be told...
I still remain cynical and doubtful about the simpsons movie. my apathy to the series for the last three to four years may have something to do with that, mind you...
I still remain cynical and doubtful about the simpsons movie. my apathy to the series for the last three to four years may have something to do with that, mind you...
Im not even going to write a proper intro
Things that have been pissing me off this week:
* Yes we know everywhere is flooded and the entire nation is fucked but im guessing that everyone who watches the news kind of knows what a flooded street looks like. Yes its horrible people have to go through that but fucking hell, if I see another...
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Things that have been pissing me off this week:
* Yes we know everywhere is flooded and the entire nation is fucked but im guessing that everyone who watches the news kind of knows what a flooded street looks like. Yes its horrible people have to go through that but fucking hell, if I see another...
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poptard:
i've not herd of Lancashire tea before, i think you lie!
poptard:
well
well
i'll google it, so you don't have to
*update*
your correct, though i've never seen in it tesco
well
i'll google it, so you don't have to
*update*
your correct, though i've never seen in it tesco
I cant think of anything interesting to write.
So leave any questions you want answers for or problems you want help with and i shall try to help.
Or ignore them.
Which ever is easiest.
discosleaze asked: if you could be any food product what would you be?
A krispy kreme donut. Im good for a while but continued exposure could lead to vomiting and...
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So leave any questions you want answers for or problems you want help with and i shall try to help.
Or ignore them.
Which ever is easiest.
discosleaze asked: if you could be any food product what would you be?
A krispy kreme donut. Im good for a while but continued exposure could lead to vomiting and...
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theknives:
Yeah, I was exactly the same. And now your behaviour in SGUK has lead to an accusation of love. Behave yourself.
discosleaze:
haha thanks 
youre funny
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youre funny
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xx