Matt's Film Reviews.
Knight And Day
Tom Cruise plays a CIA mentalist who goes rogue with some kind of battery, Cameron Diaz (who in certain scenes looks like a blonde gail platt from corrie) plays a car engineer who gets caught up in the mess.
Hilarity ensues. No really it does. Funny film, with good sight gags and Cruise playing mental well.
He has aged...
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Knight And Day
Tom Cruise plays a CIA mentalist who goes rogue with some kind of battery, Cameron Diaz (who in certain scenes looks like a blonde gail platt from corrie) plays a car engineer who gets caught up in the mess.
Hilarity ensues. No really it does. Funny film, with good sight gags and Cruise playing mental well.
He has aged...
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I really have no idea when it comes to girls.
In terms of them flirting im pretty much oblivious.
So i ask the girls of the world to use my simple system...
* If flirting on-line you can type things you wouldn't normally possibly say to a stranger with out stuttering our being bound by society's restrictions on public behaviour. Conversations on-line have content in...
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In terms of them flirting im pretty much oblivious.
So i ask the girls of the world to use my simple system...
* If flirting on-line you can type things you wouldn't normally possibly say to a stranger with out stuttering our being bound by society's restrictions on public behaviour. Conversations on-line have content in...
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creamygoodness:
Girls are confusing. This is why I've resorted to my trusty 'Rohypnol and ball-peen hammers'# method. You'll all see my wisdom in the end.
mark_plus_beer:
Ben speaks the truth.
Man recording a single seems like the most fun EVER.
ricci:
Nope, it's just out of print. I've seen it for 1,000.... I also want a copy of her book Revenge. So many amazing photographs...... 
Since i left you all about a year ago i...
* Moved into a nice flat in the city centre.
* Cut my long flowing locks.
* Gained a lot of confidence in myself.
* Became a bit of a jerk.
What you been up to?
* Moved into a nice flat in the city centre.
* Cut my long flowing locks.
* Gained a lot of confidence in myself.
* Became a bit of a jerk.
What you been up to?
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miyo:
the upload button won't do anything!
And i uploaded it to youtube but they have removed the music!
And i uploaded it to youtube but they have removed the music!
miyo:
you will be able to see it on facebook!
Dear Mr Internet, i want to see tattooed tits again...
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miyo:
Thanks mr x
ikaruga:
hey, good to see you back, man.
My subscription runs out soon.
Im on here less and less it seems these days.
Maybe ill come back.
If not, its been epic.
Follow me on twitter, im under the same name as here.
Remember....
Im on here less and less it seems these days.
Maybe ill come back.
If not, its been epic.
Follow me on twitter, im under the same name as here.
Remember....
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miyo:
shame 
See you on facebook tho!
See you on facebook tho!
huw:
Oh i'll do more than "follow" you lad. 
Love this song
the_malcontent:
Me too, TV on the radio are like someone rumaged around in my brain and then went and created my ideal band.
I wish that would happen more often in fact.
I wish that would happen more often in fact.
You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.
NOTE fines to be added once, not for how ever many times you have done it.
Put in the comments... My fine is XX (whatever amount is!)
Drank Green tea and genuinely liked it -- 10
Took another two anadins before the recommended 4 hour time period had elapsed -- 5
Voted...
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NOTE fines to be added once, not for how ever many times you have done it.
Put in the comments... My fine is XX (whatever amount is!)
Drank Green tea and genuinely liked it -- 10
Took another two anadins before the recommended 4 hour time period had elapsed -- 5
Voted...
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umeko:
lol yours is low! ... man I feel bad now hahahaha tho not the highest! ... Right I got to go and make me some trouble now to get a higher score hahahaha
When you think about it...
The general public...
The record buyers...
The TV watchers...
The ringtone buyers...
They are cunts arent they?
The general public...
The record buyers...
The TV watchers...
The ringtone buyers...
They are cunts arent they?
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trilby:
yes they are, and im afraid im one of them lol
how are things with you?
how are things with you?
trilby:
Aww thanks 
Im still working too, right up until the 24th, how mean is that!!!
Im still working too, right up until the 24th, how mean is that!!!
I DARE you not to at least smile at this video.
Im a grumpy twat and even i love it.
Im a grumpy twat and even i love it.
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rookin:
uber cute 
ikaruga:
all certainties in life are now in question 
Hello there.
How you been?
In the last week i have broken two phones.
Ordered t-shirts from Threadless.com.
Subscribed to Empire.
Eaten stawberry and banana fruit kebabs dipped in chocolate.
Grown a mildly impressive winter beard.
You?
How you been?
In the last week i have broken two phones.
Ordered t-shirts from Threadless.com.
Subscribed to Empire.
Eaten stawberry and banana fruit kebabs dipped in chocolate.
Grown a mildly impressive winter beard.
You?
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trilby:
yum, might get rid of the fruit and just have the melted dairy milk lol
the_malcontent:
I too am growing in a face warmer... I feel smug ALL the time.
I have nothing of any consequence to say.
Any ideas?
I really should listen to more sonic youth.
Any ideas?
I really should listen to more sonic youth.
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johnnyforeigner:
I saw RBF a couple of months back (supported by the brilliant Random Hand). Really want to see them again.
johnnyforeigner:
Plus there's only one Teenage Riot...
I think.