icantplayguitar

Things I have to do this weekend:

learn to play saxophone.

that's it.

guess what time i went to bed last night?

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Saxaphone is easy. Just become a heroin addict and the rest falls into place.

Sep 26, 2004

how's the sax playing coming??

Sep 26, 2004

I'm feeling much better now.

thanks everyone.

Went out last night with some old friends, but have a major shoot starting today.

for the last several years I have went as one of the marx brothers for halloween with a few exceptions when I went as a horse's ass.

I am the walrus

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darklis:

Hi. I cleaned my cat's litter box. It stank.....old school.

Sep 23, 2004

blush69:

Would you believe that I have 10 Johnny Cash records!?
Be jealous, my ex-boyfriend gave them to me and never took them back.
I also noticed that you have excellent taste in movies.
So good day to you sir.

-Blush

Sep 23, 2004

I'm pissed off.

I try not to bitch too much, but on the 21st of every month I take some time to tell you what's fucked in my world.

yesterday, they were painting again next door and the fumes made everyone loopy and sick, but the bosses wanted us to stay. fortunately i work in and industry that requires being outside sometimes and I made...
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darklis:

Why not try Fiesta then siesta?

Sep 22, 2004

odette:

everybody has to vent. and your friends are here to listen

thats poopy about somebody else taking credit for your shit though. oh well, somebody will get hit with the karma train right?

Sep 22, 2004

Anyone know the boomtown rats song "I don't like Mondays"

I had a productive weekend, and got alot of crap done, but most notably, I found some awesome b&w photos to hang in my new blue room. I shall share them with you all in the not too distant future.

don't step on my funk

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heathavoid:

woooo the "sunday accomplishers gang"... it sounds so tuff.

Sep 20, 2004

darklis:

What's up with the

You're so mad you want to puke. Me too. Well not really, I have to go to work. I'm a retail jockey.

Sep 20, 2004

I'm not sure what exactly the pros and cons of hitchhiking are about.

I'm not sure if he cheats, leaves, and regrets, or if he cheats, gets accepted back into a dead relationship, and eventually suffers.

anyway tons of work to do this weekend, how much does that suck.

does anyone know who arch stanton is?

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missmontana:

a baby seal walked into a club. the end.
hope this counts....

Sep 18, 2004

darklis:

HEEhee. I laugh when other people step in dog shit. When I step in it I usually slip like a slapstick comedian.

Sep 19, 2004

I am hosting a pie fight. All of you are welcome to participate. This is a letter I got from the American Pie Council

Brett - You have to be very careful when using a pie for pie throwing. The Great American Pie Festival has not had a pie throwing booth, although we have discussed it many times. In the past, we've decided that we...
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heathavoid:

yes, I agree, allergies are teh suck. Boooo to allergies... yay to pie fights.

Sep 16, 2004

danimt:

Humm... A joke... OKay, (hope this doesn't offend... catholic joke) 4 nuns die and are at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter says to the first nun, Sister, before I let you in heaven, I must ask you, have you ever touched a penis? She says, Yes, once I touched one with the tip of my finger. So he tells her to dip her finger in the holy water and go through the pearly gates into heaven. Then he asks the second nun, Sister, before I let you in heaven, I must know - have you ever touched a penis? She says, yeah, once when I was in the back seat of a car I touched one with my hand. He tells her to dip her hand in the holy water and go on through so she does. He was about to ask the third nun the same question when the fourth one pushed her out of the way and says, LOOK - if you think I'm going to gargle with that shit after she sticks her ass in it, you're out of your mind!

Oct 11, 2004

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darklis:

Where are WE going? I dreamed about gremlins. I have no clue why. Maybe it's because my brother in law reminds me of one, and he was here last night.

Sep 15, 2004

sully:

awsome! that means the futon is free...Im on my way. lol.

so yes, where is this lovely vacation taking place? I wish I could take a vacation now, I want to go camping again--so fun.
I dreamt about a friend of mine who was going to take pix with me to send to SG..::steamy::

mmmm..doughnuts

Sep 15, 2004

I guess I need a new journal entry.

work is boring, but there's the internet.

my stowaway friend leaves today, and though i love her, I'm glad. a little too much.

raise your hand if your sure.

I just bought tickets for my vacation. that's right, vacation.

thanks to all of those out there who believed. stay cool.

alright alright alright, settle down

i'm back at work.

my friend billie came down this weekend and she has taken residence on my futon.

I think she is looking for a place to stay here in mtown, which will be cool if she moves back because i need more good friends around, and she doesn't mind watching the dogs. though the new and slightly improved...
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attheyoshinoya:

dude that would seriously freak me out. ive never actually seen anything like that.. argh i wont sleep either now

Sep 14, 2004

heathavoid:

Oh I know this is what I want to do already!

Sep 14, 2004

Must..Believe..The Hype

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keithyboy20:

I believe in ther Great White Hype, myself.

Sep 11, 2004

darklis:

Spaceghost. The other OTHER white meat.

Sep 12, 2004

Rescued a dog last week from our neighbor, and we don't need another dog, but i believe it may be too late.

her name is jojo, and she is very sweet, but mostly afraid of people now.

It's like she opened her eyes and I was the first person she sees and thinks i'm her mama. which is kinda cool.

anyway. allergies bad, drugs good....
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