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I am helping my wife get ready for her GRE, because i am a math wizard.

i am a little sick. so don't shake my hand or eat my ice cream or trust the government.

everything's going to be alright.

gotta get my update on.

well i missed the 22nd so i'm gonna complain today.

the shittiest month ever has turned into the shittiest two months ever, but i am determined not to add to the negative flow, but still now money back, two tickets, car just broke down, work still screwy.

hate out my vein love in my heart.

i hope all of your...
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i am again eating an apple.

I find that a duck's opinion of me is greatly influenced by whether or not i have bread.

Leaving tomorrow for a filmgig in Houston as it turns out, so I will miss the famdamily over the givings of thanks. Last year they put us up in this posh hotel.

this weekend we fed the raccoons birthday cake and...
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It is Friday.

nothing much to warrant a real update other than boredom.


these are a few of the impressions that i can do:
(one of you has seen this list, a punch in the face to the first person to correctly guess)
martin sheen from apocalypse now
marlon brando from apocalypse now
kermit the frog
jimmy stewart from It's a Wonderful Life
the hula...
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hey do you remember when we used to sing sha la la la la la la la la la-lati da

i'm sure you are tired of hearing or seeing my dogs, but can there be enough of the love, no.
so this is a list of further things that make me happy with my dogs. (see previous list for full picture)

that jojo is now...
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Let's just say, i'm not getting the kind of respect a cop killer deserves.

whatup monday.

this weekend, to my displeasure, was midget wrestling free, but i did get another ticket, so i got that going for me. I have been a writing fool, and, in the honor of my good name i have added promised pictures for boo. now all i owe you...
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this is personally my shittiest month ever.

now that that's over with i one more complaint. my bosses the other day said that they wouldn't pay me for the day i asked off close to tgiving. but what no one seems to remember is that i am often out of town for weeks at a time, working 16 hour days, not to mention working several...
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i am eating an apple.

when i was a kid i used my dad's fileting knife to cut an apple and when i sheathed it, it cut through the case and my wrists. I bled everywhere, so now i got this scar on my wrist like i tried to kill myself, always a good conversation starter, though it has faded in recent years.

ok this...
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*this is what my journal would look like if I didn't have to fear the apocalypse*

why can't all fruits be like bananas, there are few things in this life i hate more than peeling an orange.

I want to get to know you all a little better. so first the easy ones. Superpower? and million dollars?

I love my dogs. they make it better....
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incumbered by idjits.

We had a limited amount of trick or treaters. and 90% of them didn't even wear costumes. or nothing.

I "decided" upon corporate america lucha, 2nd choice wrestling andy kaufman, i smell a theme.

ok.
i try to avoid boring all of my friends since many of you don't live in the states, but i've got to talk about the election tomorrow.

I early voted...
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