Right well, I got a right "skinner" of a haircut.
(Skinner was what we used to call any drastic haircut in school when we were like 10, which always carried over. Generally ment getting your head rubbed violently and then being slapped across the back of teh head over and over).
Apparently I was "too late" to get any dye done....either that or they were... Read More
Oh noes! They monkeys escaped. They ate all my limited edition one-time-only collectable pogs featuring a montage of pikachu fisting godzilla over a radioactive downtown tokyo, then broke the window and escaped.
Umm well the pogs, I don't really want back now they've been through the whole monkey-digestion thing.
Plus that whole...face-ripped-apart and singing soprano thing really doens't sounds like an evenings entertainment I want to 'enjoy' so I'll leave them off to terrorise the neighbours.
Those bastards were playing their shitty 'Busted' album too loud anyway.
They deserve all the monkey-justice they get!
Just installed a monkey powered ultra cooling fan in my PC. The box says I have to feed them twice a day but I'll reduce the core temperature of the system by up to 3degrees C!
Well I guess a little info about me might pass the time...I mean 'give a vaulable insight into my personality etc.'
Right.
I just quit my job the other day. Was an tech support email monkey, product specalist and various other things...which all mean I sat at a PC screen all day and took abuse in a Call Centre.
Needless to say it wasn't quite... Read More