"Please enter your journal entry."
No.
It's not fair that you cant delete a journal entry.
Hindsight is clearly not applicable here.
Take my last mentally stable and sencical entry as below.
Please
Ok,so I removed my old profile pic like I said I would. Strangely I found the only pic I liked contained as little of me as possible.
Though it does contain a...
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No.
It's not fair that you cant delete a journal entry.
Hindsight is clearly not applicable here.
Take my last mentally stable and sencical entry as below.
Please
Ok,so I removed my old profile pic like I said I would. Strangely I found the only pic I liked contained as little of me as possible.
Though it does contain a...
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Ok I need a new profile pic. That one sucks donkey nob.
Shall get on that...I do hate trying to get a good pic of me though. The camera hates me. Probably revenge from when I broke two of my parents cameras as a child by seeing if they took pictures underwater.
I also need either a job or a passtime. I've been climbing the...
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Shall get on that...I do hate trying to get a good pic of me though. The camera hates me. Probably revenge from when I broke two of my parents cameras as a child by seeing if they took pictures underwater.
I also need either a job or a passtime. I've been climbing the...
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i really have to stop desiring train wrecks of girls as it's bad for me.
However there's just something....I don't know....about that whole thing.
Were you ever about to see a nasty crash, you knew it would be horrible...but you just cant look away?
I think it's just the imperfections in people that make them bearable and attractive to me.
It's prob about me more...
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However there's just something....I don't know....about that whole thing.
Were you ever about to see a nasty crash, you knew it would be horrible...but you just cant look away?
I think it's just the imperfections in people that make them bearable and attractive to me.
It's prob about me more...
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I'm not sober, but not drunk.
I'm in alcohol limbo!
Doo de doo dooo Doo de doo doo
Oh wait...that's that twilight zone.
Umm....
I wore my ace 3/4 lenght black jacket out tonight. I love that thing, but I will always get at least one person asking "were you at a funeral?"
When I actually wore it to my granda's funeral some old cow...
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I'm in alcohol limbo!
Doo de doo dooo Doo de doo doo
Oh wait...that's that twilight zone.
Umm....
I wore my ace 3/4 lenght black jacket out tonight. I love that thing, but I will always get at least one person asking "were you at a funeral?"
When I actually wore it to my granda's funeral some old cow...
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Holy crap that was a crazy easter-period.
Booze. Girls. More booze. More girls. Chocolate. Sex. Fights. Entertainment.
Just like Jesus would have wanted.
I really don't know exactly why my life has recently changed from being the shut-in-depressed-bored-recently-dumped-saddo to the guy-hainvg-a-great-time-and-suddenly-gets-more-girls-than-all-of-the-last-two-years-combined-in-two-weeks but I really dont mind.
I've now got to avoid the whole subject with my friends as I think it seems like boasting, when...
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Booze. Girls. More booze. More girls. Chocolate. Sex. Fights. Entertainment.
Just like Jesus would have wanted.
I really don't know exactly why my life has recently changed from being the shut-in-depressed-bored-recently-dumped-saddo to the guy-hainvg-a-great-time-and-suddenly-gets-more-girls-than-all-of-the-last-two-years-combined-in-two-weeks but I really dont mind.
I've now got to avoid the whole subject with my friends as I think it seems like boasting, when...
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dylan:
Haha, if they were really made of sushi I'd probably feel a lot less sick now, I can eat mountains and mountains of sushi 
Yorkie is most definitely for girls too. Mmmm...chunky goodness...
Limescale is SO shitty, the water is here is crap. I am totally over reacting, but I'm fed up of the shower not making me feel as clean as it used to, my cups of tea having bits in and not tasting as good as they do back home, and the water having to be filtered to stop it from tasting like pennies. Bah.
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Yorkie is most definitely for girls too. Mmmm...chunky goodness...
Limescale is SO shitty, the water is here is crap. I am totally over reacting, but I'm fed up of the shower not making me feel as clean as it used to, my cups of tea having bits in and not tasting as good as they do back home, and the water having to be filtered to stop it from tasting like pennies. Bah.
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dylan:
I know! Man I hate those make over programmes. Half the time all the person needs is a decent haircut and some clothes advice and they always take it wayyy too far. Bah.
All is RIGHT with the world today! Once more!
\o/
Ahh Good Friday, the only day in Ireland where you can't buy alcohol.
The night before people buy drink like it was a fucking drought!
This country is hilarious.
\o/
Ahh Good Friday, the only day in Ireland where you can't buy alcohol.
The night before people buy drink like it was a fucking drought!
This country is hilarious.
lili2:
Thx for the Comment hun
Ever wonder if the universe is punishing you for going out and getting drunk the previous night, when a large number of construction machines decide to rip up the pathway and road outside the back of your house at 7am?
*shakes fist at universe*
*shakes fist at universe*
Well fuck every thing with a 30ft inflatabile phallus!
Just went out for a few drinks with a friend. A girl I was seeing asked if I could meet her for a drink as she was bored of her company.
I obliged.
Apparently since I wasn't wearing black or the same type of clothes as last time I "was a different person".
Of course the...
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Just went out for a few drinks with a friend. A girl I was seeing asked if I could meet her for a drink as she was bored of her company.
I obliged.
Apparently since I wasn't wearing black or the same type of clothes as last time I "was a different person".
Of course the...
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Ugh!
My energy levels are at 5% (from the meter I had installed last year, they come and check it every month).
My body is just wrecked, My mental faculties are at about 20%
All this means that my sex drive at this very moment in time is at about ~0%
Zero!
It's odd. It's scarey. My though processes are not being affected by my...
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My energy levels are at 5% (from the meter I had installed last year, they come and check it every month).
My body is just wrecked, My mental faculties are at about 20%
All this means that my sex drive at this very moment in time is at about ~0%
Zero!
It's odd. It's scarey. My though processes are not being affected by my...
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yes birthdays are good when all that happens too you-
and 
dylan:
"Maybe those mysterious carpenters are actually ghosts trapped in your celing!
They all perished in a nasty D.I.Y. accident and are now spending eternity trying to make up for their shoddy workmanship."
Wouldn't surprise me in the slightest - these buildings are new, we're the first set of people to live in them, and every couple of weeks people come round to check the building because it was a rush job and it's all wrong. All the walls are cracking, the plumbing is dodgy and doesn't work properly, when a door slams (and they all do cus they won't shut slowly) the whole room shakes...
You mentioned me! And in a nice way! You're a star
I'm really sorry about your cat, that's so sad. (This is the point where I wish I was like normal people and was good at being nice and consoling. Sorry) I have two cats back home and I often worry about them cus I can't see them anymore. xx
They all perished in a nasty D.I.Y. accident and are now spending eternity trying to make up for their shoddy workmanship."
Wouldn't surprise me in the slightest - these buildings are new, we're the first set of people to live in them, and every couple of weeks people come round to check the building because it was a rush job and it's all wrong. All the walls are cracking, the plumbing is dodgy and doesn't work properly, when a door slams (and they all do cus they won't shut slowly) the whole room shakes...
You mentioned me! And in a nice way! You're a star
I'm really sorry about your cat, that's so sad. (This is the point where I wish I was like normal people and was good at being nice and consoling. Sorry) I have two cats back home and I often worry about them cus I can't see them anymore. xx
dylan:
I sure hope it wasn't the Aisling I know - she's a psycho hose beast.
Mop injury spray? Gimme! I'm going to need it - not only is the guy upstairs annoyingly loud, but they've got invisible people doing building work. As in, there are lots of odd carpentry type noises going on, and piles of sawdust or toolboxes here and there, but I have yet to actually see anyone doing anything.
Mop injury spray? Gimme! I'm going to need it - not only is the guy upstairs annoyingly loud, but they've got invisible people doing building work. As in, there are lots of odd carpentry type noises going on, and piles of sawdust or toolboxes here and there, but I have yet to actually see anyone doing anything.
dylan:
Hahaha, the reason I love that picture is because she's attempting to provocatively lick the equivalent of a toilet seat, or a seat on the london underground system.
Heheheh, your story made me laugh - I used to have a dressmaker's dummy in my room, that paved the way for a lot of "fuck, it's a ghost/zombie/mad axeman!" screams in the middle of the night.
Ahahahaha...the drunken sex and passing out game is one I am familiar with. Worse is the passing out in the middle of drunken sex game.
Heheheh, your story made me laugh - I used to have a dressmaker's dummy in my room, that paved the way for a lot of "fuck, it's a ghost/zombie/mad axeman!" screams in the middle of the night.
Ahahahaha...the drunken sex and passing out game is one I am familiar with. Worse is the passing out in the middle of drunken sex game.
dylan:
You left me a testimonial! *mwah* you are officially wonderful and lovely, thank you 
best journal comment ever btw
Now if only we could find something big enough to plug Jack's mouth with......"
Hahahaha, now that's a plan
Something big enough to plug Jack's mouth? Eesh, now that's a tough one. Saturn?