I always feel more interesting when I'm a little drunk.
But naturally, there's no one awake or online to share it with.
Damn!
But naturally, there's no one awake or online to share it with.
Damn!
You ever feel like one gigantic, walking ball of hormones and lust? Like a 16 year old trapped in a much older body? Where every bit of exposed skin sends you into paroxysm of horniness the likes of which you've never experienced since your first glance at your big brother's porno magazines?
Yeah, me neither.
Sometimes, just sometimes, I'm actually glad I'm shy and don't...
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Yeah, me neither.
Sometimes, just sometimes, I'm actually glad I'm shy and don't...
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thedvsmonkey:
Thanks! 
winter_davis:
In answer to your above question: occasionally, I do. I have no idea what causes it, but it's interesting when it happens.
Yippee, see you tonight!
Yippee, see you tonight!
So.
This day sucked more than a perpetual motion machine specially designed to suck.
But it's over now. And I can start another mind-numbing adventure into low wages and cranky e-mails.
And I think my crush on my co-worker is dying a slow and painful death.
Just as well.
This day sucked more than a perpetual motion machine specially designed to suck.
But it's over now. And I can start another mind-numbing adventure into low wages and cranky e-mails.
And I think my crush on my co-worker is dying a slow and painful death.
Just as well.
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winter_davis:
Ah, Simpsons quotes always bring cheer!
It is a lot like that movie, only the guy in the movie put forth way more effort. He's not SG, but he's friends with enough people to hear about our events. I realized I only care when he comes to SG stuff, because SG was my one place free of him, and now he's invading that, too (even though I asked him specifically not to).
Good suggestion about Siberia!
It is a lot like that movie, only the guy in the movie put forth way more effort. He's not SG, but he's friends with enough people to hear about our events. I realized I only care when he comes to SG stuff, because SG was my one place free of him, and now he's invading that, too (even though I asked him specifically not to).
Good suggestion about Siberia!
salome:
This day sucked more than a perpetual motion machine specially designed to suck.
I like this. I'm stealing it.
Hope things are getting better for you.
"Why do you assume that if you fail to make friends....this is a problem with you and not maybe that these people are idiots?"
I've been repeating Cat's question to myself all day.
I don't know. I don't know why. Maybe because I've done stupid, blindly trusting, awful and naive things. Maybe because even though I am a loner and tend to restrain myself, I...
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I've been repeating Cat's question to myself all day.
I don't know. I don't know why. Maybe because I've done stupid, blindly trusting, awful and naive things. Maybe because even though I am a loner and tend to restrain myself, I...
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notoriousdug:
I like that quote.
There's a certain cruel and dark sense of humor in the universe when the daughter of Martin Luther King dies of a heart attack the same day a dirtbag like Jerry Falwell apparently dies of one as well.
Maybe there's some lesson about us all being equal in there, but that's just bizarre.
Maybe there's some lesson about us all being equal in there, but that's just bizarre.
ojaeflo:
Falwell needs SOMEONE to help him into Heaven, I guess. 
notoriousdug:
That particular coincidence escaped me... interesting in the least.
Today could have been better.
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salome:
I think most people get tongue-tied around pretty women. That's a collateral effect of their beauty.
winter_davis:
Thanks!!
Was today any better than yesterday?
Was today any better than yesterday?
ferretbite:
Only when I'm not sleeping. The rest of the time I feel quite competent
So I've gotten my mom some kickass gifts for Mother's Day and also sent my sister some Chicago-style pizzas in the mail.
Gotta love online shopping.
My mom listened to country when I was a kid. That and Southern R & B, gospel and she even liked Southern rock. So I sent her some interesting music. I'm also working on a neat little compilation CD...
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Gotta love online shopping.
My mom listened to country when I was a kid. That and Southern R & B, gospel and she even liked Southern rock. So I sent her some interesting music. I'm also working on a neat little compilation CD...
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ferretbite:
I KNOW! isn't online shopping the most dangerous invention EVER? I spend too much money on music and online shopping for myself as well as others. But now I have to stay away from that, I'm running low on money now.
signalnoise:
So, I got my mom flowers for ma's day. And they were delivered today. Dead. Same story for the ones I got for my grandmother. It's like a vast anti-me conspiracy....
That rumbling in the distance means rain isn't far away, which is a good thing, right?
Can't seem to sleep tonight. I knew I should've gone to work out. I always sleep like a baby when I work out at night.
So now I'm looking for friends online and slightly sad because my crush isn't really talking to me this week. Maybe she's looking for...
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Can't seem to sleep tonight. I knew I should've gone to work out. I always sleep like a baby when I work out at night.
So now I'm looking for friends online and slightly sad because my crush isn't really talking to me this week. Maybe she's looking for...
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signalnoise:
Hey there new friend - hope you got some sleep.
What is it about the quirky, curly haired girls?
I thought by 38 I would have outgrown this compulsion. When there's a clear connection with someone, a bred in the bone connection where it feels like I've known the person before now, I mistake that casual ease with a hormonal reaction, the gravitation of a cute girl (to me, anyway, which is all that matters)...
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I thought by 38 I would have outgrown this compulsion. When there's a clear connection with someone, a bred in the bone connection where it feels like I've known the person before now, I mistake that casual ease with a hormonal reaction, the gravitation of a cute girl (to me, anyway, which is all that matters)...
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salome:
Doug has a point. But then again, I'm not sure anyone truly attains emotional maturity. I can't even talk to pretty girls without getting all tongue-tied and being a dork.
ferretbite:
Heh. You know what I call that thing you described? "The Blwaaaaad" It's a silly story, which I should probably explain, as I have been talking about it for a while now!
Emotional maturity is a nice myth. More like a fallacy, IMO. It's the thing we're told we should aim for but no one really knows what it's a about.
Emotional maturity is a nice myth. More like a fallacy, IMO. It's the thing we're told we should aim for but no one really knows what it's a about.
That old fear seized him.
The trouble with getting to know people was that they got to know you, also.
He could feel a tugging at his insides, a want, that need for solidarity and friendship warring with his desire to keep quiet and keep his head down.
It played to his vanity, someone giving him a smile and telling him how cool he was....
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The trouble with getting to know people was that they got to know you, also.
He could feel a tugging at his insides, a want, that need for solidarity and friendship warring with his desire to keep quiet and keep his head down.
It played to his vanity, someone giving him a smile and telling him how cool he was....
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notoriousdug:
That is awesome, is it original or quote?
notoriousdug:
Wow, I wish I coldl write things that good...
So I got my first performance review today.....
The scores are weighted, and the average is usually, if you're doing your job and meeting expectations, a 3 for each, with an expected 45% out of 70%.
I didn't get that.
I EXCEEDED IT.
I got 64%.
As you can imagine, I'm thrilled and pleased and a little cocky, but I've earned it.
And sure, that...
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The scores are weighted, and the average is usually, if you're doing your job and meeting expectations, a 3 for each, with an expected 45% out of 70%.
I didn't get that.
I EXCEEDED IT.
I got 64%.
As you can imagine, I'm thrilled and pleased and a little cocky, but I've earned it.
And sure, that...
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salome:
Good for you!!
winter_davis:
Way to go!!!!
Uno is an awesome card game! Would you want to play that with people?
Uno is an awesome card game! Would you want to play that with people?
Actually, Iprobably shouldn't count as I'm going to sleep in about 20 minutes or so but hey, fire away, I might be able to reply to you before the good ol' falling asleep on my laptop then waking up to a bunch of "eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee" s on a text box.
Yeah for some reason I always fall asleep while pressing the "E" how about that?