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85 degrees my fucking ass. It's 90 degrees right now. Hot, sticky and fucking downright miserable. I will now ask what seems like a foolish question: What good does it do anybody to lie about the fucking weather? We here in the United States know that our excesses have corrupted the planet to the point of fucking up the climate, why lie about it now?...
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having to work for (what might be loosely classified as) a living fucking sucks...

fuck...

Well, it's raining again. I think I'm going to get some very bad news from my doctor tomorrow.

Well, I guess it's time to clean up the basement. (The rest of it, I mean. I cleaned up about a third of it two nights ago.) I got a ticket to Spiritualized today! They play in Detroit on September 7th (a sunday!). I only got one ticket because a) I'm too pathetic to get anybody to go with me and b) Most of my...
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Jesus fuck, it's hot!!! (I don't have any AC in my house.) Fuck...

I should probably be drunk right now. Yeah...

I'm fucked. Completely fucked....

Here's a riddle for you: Who's got two thumbs and is ready to punch somebody? This guy!!! Oh, and by the way: Do not buy anything from Symantec. Why, you ask? Because their service and their software suck, that's why! What you think you get when you pay for their software: "Gee, I just paid a lot of money, I won't have to worry about...
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First of all, I have way too many white socks. Second, my best friend told me about an offer he got from a mutual friend of ours in the music biz. Apparently, his management company has a band that they think might be decent except for the fact that whoever writes their songs couldn't write fuck on a dirty blind. Long story short, he wants...
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