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Well, I'm not sure if I got the job yet. They said they'd call me today or tomorrow. I hate waiting for bullshit like this. Why can't they just tell me whether or not I've got the job?

Fuck...

I've got a job interview set up for this Wednesday. Everybody wish me luck. Does anybody else think it would be a bad idea not to wear pants?

William Zech, RN BSN. That's right, it's official. I am a registered nurse, and I can start working, making money, and get the hell out of this shithole apartment! (That, and I can start paying back the $15,000 I owe in student loans...)

Fuck bush.

Vote with a bullet...

Well, I hope everybody had a fun and lugubrious halloween! Loneliness really sucks. How is this new dating profile thing supposed to work? Either nobody wants me, or I am just too strange and repugnant that it is impossible to pair me with a counterpart. There's got to be a girl out there who can put up with me for more than five minutes. How...
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Ugghhh...Yesterday, I actually heard this: (Directly quoted from an overheard conversation.)
1: "So, how was the Morrissey concert?"
2: "Oh yeah man, it was totally tits!"

Me: "

What the fuck is "tits"? Most stoners are true idiots. (Unless of course, I overslept the day they announced that "tits" is now an adjective...

There's a lot of really crappy music out there. When you're like me, you probably haven't listened to the radio in a while because of the aforementioned glut of soulless shit being pumped out onto the airwaves. Every once in a great while, I'll tune in just for shits and giggles. Whenever I do this, nine out of ten times, I'll regret it. I'm trying...
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Could somebody please show me how NOT to give a fuck?

This is a general alert. Whatever you do, for Pete's sake in the name of everything good and right do NOT see Resident Evil: Apocolypse. I saw it yesterday, and it was quite possibly one of the worst films I have ever seen. (I haven't seen Battlefield Earth yet...) Pure creme de la shit.

JFC. That's all I have to say right now is JFC. Why is it that we always go back to the lord? We have an orgasm, it's "oh god!" Something bad happens, like being vomited on, or someone crashing into your brand new car, it's "jesus fucking christ!" Even people who were not raised as organized religion zombies manage to pick up these phrases somewhere....
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