Well yesterday was my first meet of 2007. It was lovely to see so many old faces, and also great to chat for a bit with the fabulously interesting Dicey. Was disappointed that I didn't get a badge from JohnStitch. Made it as far as the club, only to remember after another pint of Guinness that I'd completely forgotten to eat anything, and...
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Well xmas is upon us again. It's weird to think what this particular celebration represents and how it's changed over the years. Like so many things it seems to bring out both the best and the worst in humanity.
So what if the Christan myth is a farce and today's event is a gluttonous, commercially-driven monster? So what if Father Christmas was invented by Coca...
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So what if the Christan myth is a farce and today's event is a gluttonous, commercially-driven monster? So what if Father Christmas was invented by Coca...
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vindice:
Done!
honey:
haha, yes silly, I've met you!
Off to Reykjavik for a few days. Nothing to see here! 
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rxdxt:
i couldn't agree more!
I'll be back in UK in december
her majesty doesn't really want me there till then.
I'll be back in UK in december
her majesty doesn't really want me there till then.
elysia:
In the words of Monty Python; You lucky lucky bastard!
Just a quick pitstop to confirm I'm still alive. Long weekend gaming in Derby is now out of way - loads of fun will regale those of you who pay attention with tales and pictures later on. Got back to discover that my Sky TV is dead and that my cat has a dodgy tooth, both of which will be sorted forthwith next week. Just...
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deleteddelete:
Cheers for the offer; but I think I'll be sitting at home with a warm mug of cocoa that night. Enjoy your grown men in latex masks 
poptard:
only 15, bargin, i'm there if you don't mind my good man
sounds like teh best halloween ever
sounds like teh best halloween ever
Looks like it's been a while since my last update. Quite a lot's been happening to keep me busy, and although I could've squeezed in a few secs to update more I know most of you lot of my friend's don't even read this thing anyway. But for those of you who do pay attention see below...
The third week of August involved a trip...
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kittyvalentine:
So, do you want the Halberd + 2 or the Longsword of Idiot Smashing for the ensuing cull? 
kittyvalentine:
Rusty dagger it is!
Well I seem to be missing the SG: UK love but I guess it's mostly my fault. I couldn't do the camping as I had a friend's stag do to do instead. I missed everyone yesterday as it was the joint 30th of two old uni friends. Hopefully I'll have some better luck soon... *sigh*
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antenna:
the porn went swimmingly.
if all goes to plan i've got 4 more to make before xmas...
plane wreck location is a secret, but i'll be using it in forthcoming porn, and maybe again in horror-related project...
every film I've seen lately has bored me shitless. cant anybody make anything genuinely interesting? bah.
if all goes to plan i've got 4 more to make before xmas...
plane wreck location is a secret, but i'll be using it in forthcoming porn, and maybe again in horror-related project...
every film I've seen lately has bored me shitless. cant anybody make anything genuinely interesting? bah.
elysia:
I'm still in mourning over the late great Steve Irwin. That and now the hamster is injured. There seems to be some ploy against my favourite TV presenters ...
Every time I go to the video shop I skip over Skeleton Key as I'm expecting it to be shite. I will now endeavour to see it.
Every time I go to the video shop I skip over Skeleton Key as I'm expecting it to be shite. I will now endeavour to see it.
I guess maybe a more informative update is in order. Not a great deal to report from the last week or two though. Geeking out in various ways but I imagine that would just bore you all to tears... *shrugs* 
Did step out on Saturday for an old friend's stag thing. I was kinda dreading it as the invite list included some people from Essex...
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Did step out on Saturday for an old friend's stag thing. I was kinda dreading it as the invite list included some people from Essex...
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mck:
I dunno why he didn't mention the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen connection.

fpkk:
Colin Farell was terrible. Everything else was cool.
Unfortunately CF = 2/5ths of the whole film.
We just need the Farrelless edit
Unfortunately CF = 2/5ths of the whole film.
We just need the Farrelless edit
Long weekend gaming and drinking in Derbyshire in October: booked.
Long weekend gaming and drinking in Reykjavik in November: booked.
Long weekend gaming and drinking in Turin In November: booked.
Glad I've got something to look forward to...
Long weekend gaming and drinking in Reykjavik in November: booked.
Long weekend gaming and drinking in Turin In November: booked.
Glad I've got something to look forward to...
maelwys:
Gaming and drinking. I think there must a connection there somewhere 
Well another week of heat death. I'm not sure how much I can take. It's never been this bad before. Haven't had a proper night's sleep for about 2 weeks now as it hasn't cooled down enough. Also picked up the flu as the no-sleep has pushed my immune system so low. And don't even get me started on the tube. I'm sure it would...
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tempest:
ahahaha Flash Gordon, brings back memories...
So othre than the heat it sounds like you've been having fun. And though I can't offer much of a sloution I have a tip for you to help you keep cool at night. Take a couple of cotton rags/towels/or tee shirts and wet them thoroughly. Wring them out just enough to keep them from driiping all over. Wrap them around your calves. This works very well for lowering fevers with children, and I ahve utilized it to cool off myself.. so I figured I'd mention it.
Sometimes solitude has it's definite perks.. but after a while the conversations get a little stale. And I guess my main problem right now is not so much the desire to fill some gaping crater in my life so much as I just want a pal to hang out with sometimes. And I am not surprised if Pirates trampled superman.. I've never been a huge Superman fan myself. I've never even seen any of the movies. The comics were alright.. and the cartoons.. but thats it for me. And I can't help but laugh every time I see an ad for Miami Vice. And yeah, after the last few games I bouhgt had a conflict with my PC, I have been sticking to PS2 games. Lot's of em.
So othre than the heat it sounds like you've been having fun. And though I can't offer much of a sloution I have a tip for you to help you keep cool at night. Take a couple of cotton rags/towels/or tee shirts and wet them thoroughly. Wring them out just enough to keep them from driiping all over. Wrap them around your calves. This works very well for lowering fevers with children, and I ahve utilized it to cool off myself.. so I figured I'd mention it.
Sometimes solitude has it's definite perks.. but after a while the conversations get a little stale. And I guess my main problem right now is not so much the desire to fill some gaping crater in my life so much as I just want a pal to hang out with sometimes. And I am not surprised if Pirates trampled superman.. I've never been a huge Superman fan myself. I've never even seen any of the movies. The comics were alright.. and the cartoons.. but thats it for me. And I can't help but laugh every time I see an ad for Miami Vice. And yeah, after the last few games I bouhgt had a conflict with my PC, I have been sticking to PS2 games. Lot's of em.
Well here I am trundling along. The new layout still makes eveything a lot of effort but at least my eyes have stopped bleeding now.
Went to see District 13 and Pirates II: Dead Man's Chest, both of which were ace. Not entirely sure about Superman but will catch it in the next week or so anyways...
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Went to see District 13 and Pirates II: Dead Man's Chest, both of which were ace. Not entirely sure about Superman but will catch it in the next week or so anyways...
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pixiebelle:
Those shoes are just yummy aren't they?
tempest:
Hello
How is life these days?
Best of luck to you. I hope you have a blast.
And yeah, people suck.
How is life these days?
Best of luck to you. I hope you have a blast.
And yeah, people suck.
I know I'm well overdue for an update. Trouble is, ths new layout still makes my eyes bleed. Maybe I'll try and update properly over the weekend... 
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sistervigilante:
Wow!! thats really cool! so when are you going ?
meekesh:
I need to live with nicer people! But I don't have much choice at the moment. My eyes are still in pain too.
Well remind me never to go drinking and clubbing after only four hours sleep eh?
Trying have roast dinner with my nan after two days of much-beer no-sleep madness just wasn't even funny.
I would rave about the high points from the weekend but TBH I really can't be arsed. If you were there, then you know, and if you weren't well, you lost out...
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I would rave about the high points from the weekend but TBH I really can't be arsed. If you were there, then you know, and if you weren't well, you lost out...
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loottool:
verdunkelT verweisunG zU schwindleR??? eS isT tatschlicH einE verweisunG zU arthuR schopenhaueR "diE welT, alS willE unD darstellunG siE sinD lustiG...
inkygoodness:
Adice to start with would be A) join all the comics internet groups u can and lurk for a while to get o know the usual questions that get asked, then B) get sample scripts froma variety of sources (this can be achieved via the same forums/groups with some tact and cunning) and then C) write. Lots. All the time. After that it becomes more a game of chance and fate than anything...

I looked horrific and gave the worst interview ever, but I guess I'll wait and see how bad it actually is.