The concept of cottage cheese is disgusting...
and yet, it's so delicious.
Not really much else to say at the moment.
It's thunderstorming, and I absolutely love it.
-Me
Brand New Hero
I've got big dreams but no self-esteem, you know?
I'd reach for the stars but I can't find my arms
All this time we've accomplished so much
Why can't I believe why can't...
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and yet, it's so delicious.
Not really much else to say at the moment.
It's thunderstorming, and I absolutely love it.
-Me
Brand New Hero
I've got big dreams but no self-esteem, you know?
I'd reach for the stars but I can't find my arms
All this time we've accomplished so much
Why can't I believe why can't...
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geekgurl:
Have you ever eaten cottage cheese with elbow macaroni? It's good but people look at me like I'm crazy when I say so. 
Oh man...
According to Ediets.com, the optimal weight for a guy my height and age is 125-163 lbs.
My skeleton and organs probably weigh 163 lbs.
Then you add on muscle...
and I am at least 220 without any fat on me.
Damn averages.
-Me
According to Ediets.com, the optimal weight for a guy my height and age is 125-163 lbs.
My skeleton and organs probably weigh 163 lbs.
Then you add on muscle...
and I am at least 220 without any fat on me.
Damn averages.
-Me
jamielee:
Those "optimal weight" things are bullshit.
This entry is going to be really random, since I have quite a bit on my mind...
Don't bother seeing "The Hills have Eyes" if you are easily disturbed. I shrugged off the disturbing stuff since I am pretty much desensitized, but if you have a weak heart or a pace maker, it may scare you.
If you like sex, dildos, boobs, Johnny Depp and...
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Don't bother seeing "The Hills have Eyes" if you are easily disturbed. I shrugged off the disturbing stuff since I am pretty much desensitized, but if you have a weak heart or a pace maker, it may scare you.
If you like sex, dildos, boobs, Johnny Depp and...
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lisa_why:
I ♥ Bon Jovi.
I baby sat for my friend Sarah today, and I realized something...
She's really not that good of a mom.
Her daughter was good the entire time I was watching her...
the SECOND Sarah walked in...the kid became a brat.
It was weird.
Roscoe is adapting pretty fast. He played at the park with Erin's new beagle puppy, and that was funny to watch.
He...
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She's really not that good of a mom.
Her daughter was good the entire time I was watching her...
the SECOND Sarah walked in...the kid became a brat.
It was weird.
Roscoe is adapting pretty fast. He played at the park with Erin's new beagle puppy, and that was funny to watch.
He...
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geekgurl:
Aww! He's so cute! 
rorie:
i didnt know that was a song... i thought you wrote it.. i had a feeling you still felt that way.. but why 'lie' to me? or was it one of those... maybe if i say it enough, it will happen sorta things? it doesnt matter i guess, i just wish you could see how bad she is, and how much she doesnt deserve you. your better than that. your better than her.
call me to hang out soon.
i wanna meet your puppy.
tis the season for puppies. the count for people i know getting puppies is now up to 5 the past 2 months.
call me to hang out soon.
i wanna meet your puppy.
tis the season for puppies. the count for people i know getting puppies is now up to 5 the past 2 months.
Sue just asked me if it was ok that a friend of hers wanted to come laser taggin Friday...
like the sucker I am I said "sure, that's fine..."
Knocking it down from a date to a "hanging out."
I quit. I'm not going to bother chasing this one any more...
-Me
*Added, as to make this entry not entirely depressing*
There is an ad...
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like the sucker I am I said "sure, that's fine..."
Knocking it down from a date to a "hanging out."
I quit. I'm not going to bother chasing this one any more...
-Me
*Added, as to make this entry not entirely depressing*
There is an ad...
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jamielee:
Ew. I don't think this girl is worth it, dude.
rys:
Chasing isn't worth it! I spent 8 hours chasing a boy into bed the other night... far too much effort indeed!
Upon further inspection of my options, I decided that the money I planned on spending on my IPOD in the next month or so is going to go towards a car instead.
I need wheels...so I can quit this shitty fucking job. This place is causing white hairs in my goatee. I'M TWENTY-FOUR!!!!
I shouldn't have white hairs in my fucking goatee!
Plus, I have...
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I need wheels...so I can quit this shitty fucking job. This place is causing white hairs in my goatee. I'M TWENTY-FOUR!!!!
I shouldn't have white hairs in my fucking goatee!
Plus, I have...
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jamielee:
YAY!! OUR LADY PEACE! I haven't listened to them in forever, but I'm totally stoked that you have a song by them in your journal.
P.S. I'd give anything to tell my boss where to go. When you do it, tell me all about it so I can live vicariously through you.
P.S. I'd give anything to tell my boss where to go. When you do it, tell me all about it so I can live vicariously through you.
A while ago I bought Eddie (my cat) 2 packages of mouse toys. That is EIGHT toys.
I realized today that he has been chasing a tootsie roll pop around the house, so I ask him (like he is going to answer)
"Eddie, where are all your mice?"
I look in the kitchen, living room, bathroom...nothing.
So I deduce that they must be under something....
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I realized today that he has been chasing a tootsie roll pop around the house, so I ask him (like he is going to answer)
"Eddie, where are all your mice?"
I look in the kitchen, living room, bathroom...nothing.
So I deduce that they must be under something....
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geekgurl:
Heh, I ask my cats questions all the time. 
sugary_dynamite:
I asked my cat that, and she gave me that 'you're stupid look'. I then realized, she ate them all. Plastic, fake fur....everything. I found a small bit of the plastic she was gnawing on once, but they usually didn't last more than 20 minutes.
I noticed a bit of a trend going through people's profiles on Deviantart.com.
Most photographers can't draw, and most cartoonists/drawing people can't take a picture.
Wonder why that is.
Question:
If you got bit by a Zombie, and you shot yourself in the head...would you go to Hell? (Since suicide is a mortal sin)
-Me
Most photographers can't draw, and most cartoonists/drawing people can't take a picture.
Wonder why that is.
Question:
If you got bit by a Zombie, and you shot yourself in the head...would you go to Hell? (Since suicide is a mortal sin)
-Me
If all else fails
A subdued silence undisturbed by the sound of her breath.
So carefully, brush her hair back from her eyes
In steady sequence, one by one.
She slips away.
So close your eyes and sleep to dream.
I'm by your side.
No words to speak.
We'll set our course and make it through.
No matter how far I go my heart remains...
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A subdued silence undisturbed by the sound of her breath.
So carefully, brush her hair back from her eyes
In steady sequence, one by one.
She slips away.
So close your eyes and sleep to dream.
I'm by your side.
No words to speak.
We'll set our course and make it through.
No matter how far I go my heart remains...
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I just made pancakes for dinner. They were awesome.
Granted it came out of an instant pancake box...
but I haven't made pancakes since I was 13.
Now I'm watching Ghost Busters. (I'm bored)
I'll update more later.
-Me
Granted it came out of an instant pancake box...
but I haven't made pancakes since I was 13.
Now I'm watching Ghost Busters. (I'm bored)
I'll update more later.
-Me
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sugary_dynamite:
Yay pancakes!!!!!
jamielee:
Well make with the laz0r tag!!!! 
Why are women so damn hard to read?
Or am I just a glutton for punishment who always seems to find the ones that are virtually unattainable.
Part of me wants to say "fuck it" and give up,
while another part of me thinks it would work really well, if anything actually happened.
I hate my brain.
Not much going on. Bored, tired, lonely, waiting...
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Or am I just a glutton for punishment who always seems to find the ones that are virtually unattainable.
Part of me wants to say "fuck it" and give up,
while another part of me thinks it would work really well, if anything actually happened.
I hate my brain.
Not much going on. Bored, tired, lonely, waiting...
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jamielee:
Did laz0r tag not go well?
kreatinkaos:
You can't read them because they are constantly changing what little mind they have 