I had another cool Zombie dream last night, and I totally stabbed a Zombie in the eye with a mechanical pencil. It was awesome.
That's all I really remember, other than that it was a Zombie dream.
Eddie is at the new apartment. I figured it would be much easier to pack tomorrow without him getting into all the boxes, and MUCH easier to move...
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That's all I really remember, other than that it was a Zombie dream.
Eddie is at the new apartment. I figured it would be much easier to pack tomorrow without him getting into all the boxes, and MUCH easier to move...
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darkrabbit:
You and your zombie dreams. Don't you know th aapoloclypse isn't until 2017 and the zombies won't be around until late autumn that year?
Dear God,
I am writing this letter as a complaint about the fact that it snowed last night. Now I am not sure what kind of calender you have up there in Heaven, but ours says APRIL.
As you may now...the poem goes:
April showers bring May flowers.
The key word? SHOWERS. Not APRIL BLIZZARDS!!!
Please make sure this doesn't happen again.
-Luke
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I...
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I am writing this letter as a complaint about the fact that it snowed last night. Now I am not sure what kind of calender you have up there in Heaven, but ours says APRIL.
As you may now...the poem goes:
April showers bring May flowers.
The key word? SHOWERS. Not APRIL BLIZZARDS!!!
Please make sure this doesn't happen again.
-Luke
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I...
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rorie:
amen.
I feel much better today.
So Corey's old roomie left a tame baby iguana at the apartment. I'm going to have a blast with that. I know A LOT about Iguanas. I'll have that thing 3 ft. long in no time. Haha.
Other than that, not much going on at the moment.
-Me
Jesus Cookie...Bid on it
So Corey's old roomie left a tame baby iguana at the apartment. I'm going to have a blast with that. I know A LOT about Iguanas. I'll have that thing 3 ft. long in no time. Haha.
Other than that, not much going on at the moment.
-Me
Jesus Cookie...Bid on it
dinah:
yay iguanas!!!!!! 
Whoever invented "cold sweat" needs to be punched in the face...
-Me
-Me
morgan:
Agreed.
I woke up today feeling like complete shit...
so I tried to call out of work.
Karen said she would cover for me, but she needed to be home by 6am to wake her kids up for school.
So I called Sarah and asked if she could come in an hour early. She said no, because daycare doesn't open until 6:30.
All she has to...
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so I tried to call out of work.
Karen said she would cover for me, but she needed to be home by 6am to wake her kids up for school.
So I called Sarah and asked if she could come in an hour early. She said no, because daycare doesn't open until 6:30.
All she has to...
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Soul Retrieval
As stated before, I have very "unique" spiritual beliefs...
and I honestly believe that this may be part of my problem.
I am very...Stoic.
I believe it is because too many parts of my soul have "gone missing" for all sorts of reasons.
I think some people unknowingly have pieces of my soul...
and to be frank, I want them back.
Here's the...
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As stated before, I have very "unique" spiritual beliefs...
and I honestly believe that this may be part of my problem.
I am very...Stoic.
I believe it is because too many parts of my soul have "gone missing" for all sorts of reasons.
I think some people unknowingly have pieces of my soul...
and to be frank, I want them back.
Here's the...
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Best Hilarious Cyber Sex
Example...fucking hilarious, but horribly wrong if he actually did this...
VictimX_27: Hi there!
cheesedog: HEYA!
VictimX_27: What u up 2?
cheesedog: Nice English.
cheesedog: Did you learn that on the short bus?
VictimX_27: Get fucked
cheesedog: I'm just joking relax
cheesedog: What's your name?
VictimX_27: Whats yours?
cheesedog: I asked you first.
VictimX_27: I asked you second
cheesedog: Did I time...
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Example...fucking hilarious, but horribly wrong if he actually did this...
VictimX_27: Hi there!
cheesedog: HEYA!
VictimX_27: What u up 2?
cheesedog: Nice English.
cheesedog: Did you learn that on the short bus?
VictimX_27: Get fucked
cheesedog: I'm just joking relax
cheesedog: What's your name?
VictimX_27: Whats yours?
cheesedog: I asked you first.
VictimX_27: I asked you second
cheesedog: Did I time...
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So today Chris and I went to visit my grandmother. She is selling her house, and Chris is going to represent her.
We chilled there for 3 hours or so.
Then we picked up Corey, putzed around Walmart, picked up Eric and went to Borders.
I bought a book on Soul Retrieval. I'll explain later.
We went to Starbucks, and Chris bought a cookie. This...
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We chilled there for 3 hours or so.
Then we picked up Corey, putzed around Walmart, picked up Eric and went to Borders.
I bought a book on Soul Retrieval. I'll explain later.
We went to Starbucks, and Chris bought a cookie. This...
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I was in my first car accident today. I was a passenger.
We rear ended someone. We were doing about 40, and when Mandy hit the breaks, we slid into the car in front of us because the roads were soaked.
No one was hurt.
Well, TECHNICALLY I was injured.
I was slumped down in my seat with my knee against the dashboard. When we...
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We rear ended someone. We were doing about 40, and when Mandy hit the breaks, we slid into the car in front of us because the roads were soaked.
No one was hurt.
Well, TECHNICALLY I was injured.
I was slumped down in my seat with my knee against the dashboard. When we...
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darkrabbit:
I've been in countless accidents. Usually as a passenger. The slow down effect is the massive amounts of adrenaline pumping through your system. It gets addicting 
Have you ever noticed how "the little guy" and "the bigger man" are usually the same person.
You know, the little guy...the one that gets walked on so other people can make it to the top.
The one who is always "the bigger man" and does the right thing...
I just find it kinda funny how being the "bigger man" often leads to you becoming...
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You know, the little guy...the one that gets walked on so other people can make it to the top.
The one who is always "the bigger man" and does the right thing...
I just find it kinda funny how being the "bigger man" often leads to you becoming...
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I've decided to stop caring about finding a girl until
A: I have a car
B: I have something that resembles my own business started
C: Business cards to go with said business
D: Credit card
When all of that is accomplished, then I will start caring again.
It has also become incredibly apparent to me that 3rd shift has turned my skin from pale...
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A: I have a car
B: I have something that resembles my own business started
C: Business cards to go with said business
D: Credit card
When all of that is accomplished, then I will start caring again.
It has also become incredibly apparent to me that 3rd shift has turned my skin from pale...
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jamielee:
Oh, the club. I know someone you could hit with it. 
You flirt just fine.
You flirt just fine.
jamielee:
P.S. I'm hispanic and I'm still translucent. *sigh* Too bad I'm terrified of skin cancer and won't go in the sun.
jamielee:
Ok this journal entry is the most fantastic for more than one reason.
1. Your new toy is STUPENDOUS! I know it's not a mace, but it reminds me of the Simpson's episode where Homer is chasing Bart, swinging a mace and yelling "I'll mace you good!"
2. Chicago. Need I say more? Well I will anyways. Mid to late 80's and early 90's, Peter Cetera, over-produced Chicago is my favorite. "Look Away" is the first song that I ever sang at Karaoke.
And that, my friend, is why you're great.
1. Your new toy is STUPENDOUS! I know it's not a mace, but it reminds me of the Simpson's episode where Homer is chasing Bart, swinging a mace and yelling "I'll mace you good!"
2. Chicago. Need I say more? Well I will anyways. Mid to late 80's and early 90's, Peter Cetera, over-produced Chicago is my favorite. "Look Away" is the first song that I ever sang at Karaoke.
And that, my friend, is why you're great.