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Independence day

- sad song - I hate that fucker.

Independence day resolution #1 - get the fuck out of Atlanta to somewhere really cool by October.

I remember about a week ago seeing some lame ass news byte on MSN about the Crocodile Hunter fucking with Sharks. I forget what it actualy said but I anoyed me beyond belief. The guy was splashing around in the water next to a shark but what got me was he still wearing that lame ass safari get-up he always wears. I hate that guy....
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Corndog-a-rama ruled. All the bands were good and so was the food. Big thanks to apologies and artpunk for getting me liqour, funnel cake and some rockin jalpeno corndogs.

I noticed last night that It just so happens that Gay Pride Week and a Massive Christian convention at the georgia dome are going on at the same time. thats odd . And as Appologies pointed...
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Thursday

As my favorite former co-worker from Hong Kong would say - " This is the sucks". I'm not supposed to be this desperate to get out of work till Friday. I really need to get out and do somthing and I'm really hoping that Saturday night will turn up somthing that is at least mildly entertaining.

I saw the wost advertisement on the side...
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I wonder if I'm crazy. I heard a stat a while ago that 90% of schizophrenics smoke. You know that would be an interesting angle for tobacco advertising. "I smoke camel lights because I never know when I may want to murder a bus of nuns." or "Smoking hides the smell of the rotting ball of squirrels in my back pack" I really should be...
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I cant tell you how amuseing cat tossing is.

My dog got a hold of this "fur-real friend" and mangeled it to fuck. It's a robotic cat toy. Now when I get home from work I like to throw it around and watch her chase and attack it with merderous zeal. Whats so funny is that the little robot cat looks like it's strugleing for...
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Funny - yesterday I saw a perfectly intact, unopened can of budwieser just sitting in the marta station. What's funny about it is that it was just under the third rail. I wonder if theres a sadistic security guard in the five points station thats just waiting for a desperate wino to stumble down there and try to snatch it.

Why am I evil? Why...
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I wonder if I'm too old to join the foreign legion.

I've been thinking about defecting to France ever since 2000 elections and I cant think of a better way to do it. The French military has the coolest boots too. They're these cool ass motor cycle lookin boots with straps that buckle from the side. Also not to mention that boot camp is in...
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I hate scotch. I'm visiting my parents and it's the only thing to drink.

It feels really weird being back in the house I grew up in. I used to always swing by but now that I'm in atlanta it's no casual affair.

I miss being a kid. I was really bored but at least I had time to sit down and think.

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Went to little sisters graduation yesterday. Way out in the god damn sticks. The place they had it must have been a live stock auctioning block - I kid you not. It was an open air pavillion with saw dust on the floors. The parking lot was somebodys hilly ass yard. I thought the car was going to flip over it so damn steep. We...
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Life blows.

It is friday however

Commence drinking
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NOW!