OK - I finally changed my profile pic. It's kind of lame not to have a picture of yourself so here goes. It's the best picture of myself I could steal and I have to thank williamj for being an awesome photographer to steal it from.
Man - I feel great today. It's gotta be the weather. Or it could be that I got some...
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Man - I feel great today. It's gotta be the weather. Or it could be that I got some...
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rainbow twangers
Fujking hilarious.
Still not smoking. It's been almost two weeks now, so it looks like I've got a shot at it.
It's funny to see people that you totally don't know that have a permanent routine. There's a meticulous Nordic looking guy I see on the train every once in a while and he without fail is always intently reading a magazine about...
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Fujking hilarious.
Still not smoking. It's been almost two weeks now, so it looks like I've got a shot at it.
It's funny to see people that you totally don't know that have a permanent routine. There's a meticulous Nordic looking guy I see on the train every once in a while and he without fail is always intently reading a magazine about...
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williamj:
good lord 
Jane: "Oh no Rod, I was blowing a lot with Roger last night. But would you
like to play with my maracas?"
Zippy: "No, let's just pluck away with our twangers."
Bungle: "Yes, it doesn't matter what size your twanger is."
Zippy: "I've got a big red one."
George: "I've only got a tiny twanger. But it works well and I like to play with it."
shaun of the dead is the best
Jane: "Oh no Rod, I was blowing a lot with Roger last night. But would you
like to play with my maracas?"
Zippy: "No, let's just pluck away with our twangers."
Bungle: "Yes, it doesn't matter what size your twanger is."
Zippy: "I've got a big red one."
George: "I've only got a tiny twanger. But it works well and I like to play with it."
shaun of the dead is the best
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Good game on the no smoking bit. You'll be better for it. Glad to see you've given it a shot!
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stuzzy:
yeah that will definitely take the edge off...good luck
Good lord. The next time I go to a party I really need to pace myself. I showed up late and immediately poured my self the stiffest drink I could manage. The rest is just a blur. I hope I wasn't too much of a dumbass or jerk.
I have no memory of this picture even being taken. I look tanked.
http://suicidegirls.com/media/groups/225/7139/88057.jpg
I have no memory of this picture even being taken. I look tanked.
http://suicidegirls.com/media/groups/225/7139/88057.jpg
williamj:
i dont recall you being a jerk or anything. you seemed to be just chillin and taking it easy
i dont recall you being a jerk or anything. you seemed to be just chillin and taking it easy
apologees:
i dont remember you being wasted, either. and i was only out there later in the night and stuff.
Your mama's a liberal -
tax and spend all night long.
I'm gonna put that on a t-shirt. I hear there's a site that will print + sell your designs and give you a cut of the proceeds. That would be cool. With the extra 20 dollars I can pay half of my late fees at Hollywood video.
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tax and spend all night long.
I'm gonna put that on a t-shirt. I hear there's a site that will print + sell your designs and give you a cut of the proceeds. That would be cool. With the extra 20 dollars I can pay half of my late fees at Hollywood video.
I work on the second floor of...
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thriftx2horatio:
Check out Cafe Press. I'm not sure if it's the site you're looking for, but it pretty much does what you want.
I think you should also make a shirt that says "Feral cats want food, not hugs," 'cause that had me laughing - hard.
I'd buy it.
I think you should also make a shirt that says "Feral cats want food, not hugs," 'cause that had me laughing - hard.
I'd buy it.
twigtech:
city towtrucks are fast, faster than roadside trucks, y'all wouldn't have had time to help even, but thanks a ton for the offer
Today is the presidential inauguration. I hope his car gets egged again.
williamj:
it was probally too cold to be outside throwing eggs. they are getting some good snow in washington. maybe he got hit with a snowball
I heard the funniest quote yesterday. It was Jon Stewart, when asked about crossfire being canceled, "I had no Idea that if you wanted a show canceled all you had to do was say it out loud.". I bet Tucker Carlson hates him more than anything in the world and has fantasies of hunting him for sport. The transcripts for that episode were just nasty....
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williamj:
tucker has to be so pissed 
williamj:
the toes seem to be able to fix themselves. when you break one of them or a rib you just have to wait for it to go back to normal. its pretty weird 
i have one more blood test to take for my thyroid. i had a scan done and there is no growth or anything on it but my 2nd blood test had different readings than my 1st so they want to do 1 more to compare all of them togather. there seems to be some fluctuation in the readings
i have one more blood test to take for my thyroid. i had a scan done and there is no growth or anything on it but my 2nd blood test had different readings than my 1st so they want to do 1 more to compare all of them togather. there seems to be some fluctuation in the readings
Thanks for all the birthday wishes.
29 - I've never been that old before. Damn. I thinking about for my thirtieth I'm going to have a Logan's run themed birthday party. That would be so cool.
Going back home is nice but strange. Nice to see all my people - strange because I'm starting recall a lot of things that haven't crossed my mind in...
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williamj:
they had cool outfits in logans run.
i always hate running into people that know me and i have no clue who they are. its always awkward
i always hate running into people that know me and i have no clue who they are. its always awkward
last_firstborn:
Logans run themed party MUST BE DONE.
ok. I've got my electronic bags packed. All the files I'll need to work on over vacation are burnt and all the software I'll need to do it is ganked. All my various contact info is transferred to my hotmail account. I should probably bring a change of cloths as well.
I'm not expecting much from vacation this year. I'm broke and I'm going to...
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oryon:
happy bday, fellow brothah man!!!
papawheelie:
"Feral cats want food not hugs."
theres no way to convey how much i just appreciated that line. thats so epic. some day i hope to remember to use that as an analogy
theres no way to convey how much i just appreciated that line. thats so epic. some day i hope to remember to use that as an analogy
I think I'm about recovered from the SGATL X-mas party. It was nice to see everybody all dressed up and tipsy. Good lord though, keep out of other peoples ADD medication. It's real fun for a while but it doesn't make for a pretty tomorrow. Yikes. I have thought at times that I might have ADD at least while unconscious. My dreams are all over...
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libertylux:
I didn't make it to the party 
last_firstborn:
I love that show with an unhealthy passion.
"Oh who am I kidding. My looks are going down the toliet faster than an unwanted pregnancy on prom night."
"Oh who am I kidding. My looks are going down the toliet faster than an unwanted pregnancy on prom night."
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last_firstborn:
You were most exellent to drink with my good man. I apoligize for being a bit lit beyond conversation after a certain point, but nonetheless, cool meeting ya! 
williamj:
yeah that picture of you is one of my favs. i did in in black and white with photoshop and it looks even better and has a nice grainy look too it. i will have to get some of the printed out and bring down with me the next time i come to atlanta
Well probably not, but that would be kinda funny. You know, for the guy. The pantsless man behind the desk, stroking gently to my acrid stench.
Wait.
No, just no.
Forget everything I said past Family Guy. Thank you.