hasselhoff

i hope you got out by now. i would hate to think of everyone resorting to canibalism or something from being trapped alive in the office

you should really quit smoking anyway.

npr will put me to sleep in like 5 minutes

DUDE. Nice to see you again man...

I meant that in a totally plutonic way too

bwahahahahahaha
i think once you get that big its too late to turn back so you might as well keep on trucking to the buffet line

i wait on people like that all the time.

i tend to sneer when they ask me for extra tartar sauce. haha.

where?

Exactly on the Thalidomide. But had we followed the Libertarian mantra for 200 years, there never would have been an FDA to regulate it (you can actually still buy it for leprosy, apparently) or an EPA to ban DDT. We would rely on "market forces" to pressure corporations into being responsible citizens. And we know how well that works.

That would have made me feel somewhat better, but alas she was online last night and ignored me.

easy spirits! i used to wear them when i bartended.

mmm martinis. what a good idea.

Good to see you man.

*High Five*

hey im with you. i have a fat demanding greek boss i refer to as The Hen. i refer to him as such because he resembles a puffed out hen, and that bastard is too busy sitting on his huge ass nest egg and pecking at everyone to act like a normal human.

im burnt out too.

Sorry I couldn't make it out to night, but I was out way to late last night and need the rest tonight, plus I had just eaten. Next time, I'm down for some Indian.

Maybe I'll see you Sat. night.

old computer......... SMASH!!!!!!

i had some crazy dream a few weeks ago about being held hostage in my room by a racoon, 2 rats, 2 mice, 2 cats, a baby tiger, and a ferret. the ferret was the only one with a conscience, and the rest of them wanted to let the tiger cub eat me. it was a scary dream.

looks like a big rat to me.

what you don't like my green mohawk barbie head I made in high school?

that's a great profile pic, daddy.
(freyja's convinced)
xo

Global warming has just as much evidence for it as against it. (Actually I'm lying, there's more against it, but I'm trying to be modest)

In the last century, the world has increased an average of one degree.

Go wet your panties, 'cause man, one degree, that's makin' me scared.

The global warming measurements that support GB ALL were taken on land. Measurements taken on land are ALWAYS warmer than the actual earth's temperature. More accurate measurements are taken in the air, and those measurements do not point to global warming at all. We have less of those measurements (but PLENTY for a supported hypothesis) because the balloons are more expensive and usually are torn apart.

Glaciers are melting, yes, but only the glaciers that are moving closer to the equator. We actually have a high enough percentage of ice covering the world (can't think of the number off the top of my head, the project was last semester) to put us in an ICE AGE. Not a bad one, of course, but we are in an ice age.

http://www.junkscience.com/news/robinson.htm
http://www.envirotruth.org/myths.cfm
http://www.abd.org.uk/green_myths.htm

I lost my favorite site about it...

Please tell me that you're not going to listen to a republican for your scientific news. Gore? Really, you're going to go by what Gore says? (the first politician to use global warming as vote fodder)

cute really isnt the best word to describe a snapping turtle. that had to be the most pissed off creature i have ever ran into. he was also suprisingly strong for his size

mouse burial ground?!?! that sounds really interesting
i actually have been cleaning too, it really sucks