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friedbanana:
Good luck with the special somone! 
ruicosta:
Waiting for my soup to warm up, knowing I'm going to be late anyway...do I really want or need to go into work today?
Reading this definition in a S/M book, I have to giggle at the last line:
Fist-fucking: Careful and slow insertion of the entire lubricated hand into the fully relaxed vagina or rectum. Not everyone can safely accept this much dilation. For...
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Reading this definition in a S/M book, I have to giggle at the last line:
Fist-fucking: Careful and slow insertion of the entire lubricated hand into the fully relaxed vagina or rectum. Not everyone can safely accept this much dilation. For...
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holy_mountain:
For experienced players only haha 
Don't be late for work!
Don't be late for work!
mediocrekat:
haha, sorry my comments are so random... it looks like for here it's too late for me to cancel until dec. so I will be around as much as possible I guess... this sucks... I feel mega dis.connected
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hadesjones:
HappyMonkeyday.....And lots and lots of jello says I.
Just an estimate
Hades
Just an estimate
Hades
kingskottie:
we can take turns wearing the mask. is that alright?
heh.
deep cores of beings can be really silly! (or scary! boo!) heh!
heh.
deep cores of beings can be really silly! (or scary! boo!) heh!
Laying in bed for 3 1/2 hours, who could ask for more??? Ok maybe laying next to that special someone instead of alone would be a start
Random thoughts that just need to come out:
1. Fake Trendies... I'm sure there is a purpose for them...just trying to figure it out... I think it is capitalist mind reprogramming
2. Tired of being a corporate slave...
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Random thoughts that just need to come out:
1. Fake Trendies... I'm sure there is a purpose for them...just trying to figure it out... I think it is capitalist mind reprogramming
2. Tired of being a corporate slave...
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darklord:
eheheh thx 
and nothing like streess to feel alive, serious! without stress i cant work, im addicted now damn 
well its life
big kiss sweety
and nothing like streess to feel alive, serious! without stress i cant work, im addicted now damn well its life
big kiss sweety
lindy:
are you? It's been so long, I forgot.
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rockstarinc:
Internet player:
Who do I wake up to and fall asleep to?
Who do I wake up to and fall asleep to?
djkris2fur:
in the new Metal Edge,there is a big poster of Godhead,I seen them open for Marilyn Manson few years ago,great band! I love there cover of the Beatles Eleanor Rigby..
"Today is the day for you to Rise"--J.H...
"Today is the day for you to Rise"--J.H...
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remyx:
thank you... 
btw, what are your arm tats? i thought one might be a dragon.
btw, what are your arm tats? i thought one might be a dragon.
remyx:
nice 
Note to self:
1. Put up the suspension hooks with heavy chains
2. Move the picture of Charles manson from the bedroom to the living room
3. Buy german shepard or black lab
4. Hang upside down cross on front door
Uhm yea, I guess that could work to prevent the next asshole from trying to break into my house. I guess all I can...
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1. Put up the suspension hooks with heavy chains
2. Move the picture of Charles manson from the bedroom to the living room
3. Buy german shepard or black lab
4. Hang upside down cross on front door
Uhm yea, I guess that could work to prevent the next asshole from trying to break into my house. I guess all I can...
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guitargeek:
Give your grandmother binoculars and a shotgun.
ruicosta:
hummmmm
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rockstarinc:
I think they may total my car out..
I'm planning the contents of my special travel bag that must be inspected by airport security. List of items will be:
1. Supersized vibrator with nubs
2. Roll of bondage tape
3. Plastic gun
4. Mistress outfit (or maybe I should be wearing this when traveling)
5. Large size dog collar - pink with rhinestones
6. Leash
7. 49 flavored condoms (how many will be...
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1. Supersized vibrator with nubs
2. Roll of bondage tape
3. Plastic gun
4. Mistress outfit (or maybe I should be wearing this when traveling)
5. Large size dog collar - pink with rhinestones
6. Leash
7. 49 flavored condoms (how many will be...
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twitchmc02:
Make him beg and squeal.
akathisia:
Just to mess with them why not throw in a huge home play piercing kit with lots of needles.
Or if you are feeling silly, various obscence shaped fruits and vegetables, bananas, zuchini, cucumbers.... "Why i'm sorry officer i guess i DID bring some foreign produce with me....tee hee!"
So silly
-Slie
Or if you are feeling silly, various obscence shaped fruits and vegetables, bananas, zuchini, cucumbers.... "Why i'm sorry officer i guess i DID bring some foreign produce with me....tee hee!"
So silly
-Slie