today taboo's landlord brought me a janine's pussy ($83,) a vibrator, and a tube of warming oil that he found behind the building. i noticed that the pussy was wet. ("i noticed that the pussy was wet." heh.) so i stuck a pen in it and manovered it around, looking for any trace of cum or hair. i didn't find that, but i did find...
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the other night i had a dream that i was having sex with a guy who kept quoting arnold schwazenegger and wanted me to call him arnie. i moaned, "will you be back, arnie, tell me you'll be back!" and he yelled "i'll be back!"
yeah.
last night i made a silly party fun by talking in an obnioxious southern drawl all night. i refused...
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yeah.
last night i made a silly party fun by talking in an obnioxious southern drawl all night. i refused...
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tegan:
i think that may be one of the funniest dreams i have ever heard of.
hehehehe.. thats great.
xo.
i hope that mayb i get to meet you at the halloween shindig.
xo.
hehehehe.. thats great.
xo.
i hope that mayb i get to meet you at the halloween shindig.
xo.
jasonxstar:
It would funnier if the guy in the dream screamed "who is your daddy and what does he do"?or" its not a tumah!!!!!!!!"
sloppy kisses
GPK
sloppy kisses
GPK
"if you don't want me to call anymore just tell me and i won't."
"i don't want you to call anymore."
"okay. well, i'll call you soon whether you like it or not."
"okay. bye."
"i don't want you to call anymore."
"okay. well, i'll call you soon whether you like it or not."
"okay. bye."
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junebug:
sorry to lose ya ...its like that some times
toiletooth:
what if.
i probably wouldn't have gotten out of bed if it weren't for the italian bread. i forgot to put my shirt on and i got peanut butter on my tits.
my hair is wet and cold. i put on a skirt and went into the hallway towards the open front door look at my empty mailbox. it was much colder there than it is in...
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my hair is wet and cold. i put on a skirt and went into the hallway towards the open front door look at my empty mailbox. it was much colder there than it is in...
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les:
mmmmmm peanut butter tits.... gurgle.....
thecowboy:
...i dropped a pickle on your name..and ive smeared the bread and banana into his face for you...
there is too much in my head. too few things taking up too much space. my stomach is going to be tight for two weeks.
less than two weeks.
i got my barbie and the rockers tattoos finished last night. the second one looks a lot better than the first because it was done by fred. go see fred at capital tattoo if you're in...
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less than two weeks.
i got my barbie and the rockers tattoos finished last night. the second one looks a lot better than the first because it was done by fred. go see fred at capital tattoo if you're in...
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fucko_fuckington:
i usually have nothing in my head but dirty thoughts 
does kevin come in a cologne or perfume?
i think i'll take a nap.
does kevin come in a cologne or perfume?
i think i'll take a nap.
aanya:
yeah, two weeks. You're crazy woman. I still have to wait 24 goddamn days. How unfair is that.
I need my bed too
I need my bed too
i had to stand in line at the bank for too long for a sweaty girl in shell toes who had a price gun to buy. the guy in front of me in line was in his upper 30s, wearing paint stained jeans and sunglasses, his loooong hair pulled back into a ponytail with a striped band. he was talking to the woman in front...
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micah:
Oops.. sorry, did you mean to coment in someone else's journal?
[Edited on Oct 01, 2003]
[Edited on Oct 01, 2003]
chrislikewhoa:
I know how that goes, hah!
Those are the days when I just toss on a hat and whatever clothes are nearest to me that dont stink too bad.
Those are the days when I just toss on a hat and whatever clothes are nearest to me that dont stink too bad.
my panties are too big and i knocked over my coat rack. but i didn't pick up my coatrack and i'm still wearing my panties, lacy thong up too high and a wife beater, screaming "love bites" along with the cd.
coatrack on the floor.
but i've got power, and homework, and power. at least i've got power.
i worked all day today. when i...
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coatrack on the floor.
but i've got power, and homework, and power. at least i've got power.
i worked all day today. when i...
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toiletooth:
I just got your letter, sweetie. Thank you. I can tell by then way your mind works that its gonna be totally up in the air who wrecks who first. I laughed about 3 or 4 times aloud while reading it, and then read it again.
Ugh.
Ugh.
thehaunted:
You have like the cooooooolest customers 
I fucking hate people....well not all people...
Have fun with the homework. I guess I should try to have fun and do some of my own...
-J
I fucking hate people....well not all people...
Have fun with the homework. I guess I should try to have fun and do some of my own...
-J
anybody wanna buy a car? it needs $2300 worth of work.
anybody tried mcdonald's mcgriddle? it's good but a little much.
anybody wanna touch me and regret it? i'll bite your fingers.
anybody wanna explain this midget infatuation? it's only good in porn.
anybody wanna tell me why? i do things for no reason--don't try.
anybody tried mcdonald's mcgriddle? it's good but a little much.
anybody wanna touch me and regret it? i'll bite your fingers.
anybody wanna explain this midget infatuation? it's only good in porn.
anybody wanna tell me why? i do things for no reason--don't try.
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zarina:
Oh man... good times good times...
we "reclain"ed the streets with a blow horn...
we "reclain"ed the streets with a blow horn...
zarina:
It was great fun.
i have three things to tell you:
1. i wish that hair could stay wet forever.
2. "end up" is a funny thing to say.
3.
1. i wish that hair could stay wet forever.
2. "end up" is a funny thing to say.
3.
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olsen:
You have been nominated by tronvillain to be the official person in charge of keeping girls from being straight. Can you make this happen?
kiscica:
i have only one thing to say to you:
werdtobigbird
oh yeah.
xo.
werdtobigbird
oh yeah.
xo.
lonely. rarely. i did it to myself. for my own good of course. why else does one do things like this?
(plenty of reasons, i'm sure, not worrying about it, just wondering why i can't pay attention to my store, why i'm counting down minutes til leaving, why there's nothing that i want to/can do when i do leave, why i'm doing this again.)
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(plenty of reasons, i'm sure, not worrying about it, just wondering why i can't pay attention to my store, why i'm counting down minutes til leaving, why there's nothing that i want to/can do when i do leave, why i'm doing this again.)
lonely...
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fucko_fuckington:
hells yeah...but remember to always wear a condom.
aanya:
aww...dont be sad and lonely! Thats my job. I get the same way sometimes where everything seems pointless and even when you are done what your doing you have nothing to look forward to.
It passes, just as everything else passes.
I have to get dressed for work now "just in case" someone comes to the office when my dad/boss is out. Stupid I know, but I guess thats the real world.
I dont like the real world!
GET ONLINE I HAVE EXCITING NEWS!
It passes, just as everything else passes.
I have to get dressed for work now "just in case" someone comes to the office when my dad/boss is out. Stupid I know, but I guess thats the real world.
I dont like the real world!
GET ONLINE I HAVE EXCITING NEWS!
everything just keeps going and GOing, but tell me this: what do a flirty snow white costume (kept 10 months in a box by the bathroom,) an old friendship (never really never really was a friendship never really's been old) and occasional (more often by the day) screenname chest pains have in common?
i smell like crackers, i feel like down, and i look worn...
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tegan:
toilettooth you better fuckin fight me for her.
shes mine fucker
shes mine fucker
jasonxstar:
Hmm who knows, sometimes these emoticons are pretty trippy,i still think they need one with a mullet!
:skull;
:skull;
anyone want a part time job in richmond wearing lingerie in an adult store on mondays? cause i'm getting tired of this.wore comfortable shoes today though--stomping around in knee high platform boots and a camo bikini, the customers today have been nicer than normal--only one asked me to turn around and none told me i should be a stripper.
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jasonxstar:
Chicken wings are really good with ranch dressing i say!Hey my bands mp3 site went up,i'd like your opinon http://artists.mp3s.com/artists/548/saosin.html
have a great week
have a great week
tygertyger:
Thank you! That's exactly the kind of answer I was looking for.
they ruin everything, every single time.