Two pieces of advice I would like to share:
· Don't ever buy an electric lawn mower. They are the biggest motherfucking pain in the ass you can imagine.
· Don't ever buy a Chrysler ANYTHING. They are the second biggest motherfucking pain in the ass you can imagine.
I know because I own one of each.
Two things that happened today:
· I got a raise
· I bought a car
I would be pretty damn excited about both if I wasn't so tired. It's only 9 pm and be I'll asleep within moments.
The series finale of Falling Skies airs tonight. So exciting but so sad. Yes, the show is very cheesy and the plot, at times, downright boring but I'll be damned if I haven't grown to love every single character. Farewell, 2nd Mass. You will be missed.
Listening to Pantera makes me want to kick the shit out of someone's face.
But like, in a good way.
I was on snapchat a moment ago and it occurred to me that every friend I have on it, I've seen naked. I have to say- I'm oddly proud of myself for that.
I like my life right now. I haven't been able to say that in a long time so now that I can, I want to make sure that I do say it.
ie gettin' paid and gettin' laid
