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Hmm.. I need to go back to shaving 101 apparently.

I managed to cut the side of my neck somehow today when my razor slipped off my jawline. So I took a big chunk of skin off my neck and bled all over myself. frown

So yeah...ow... my neck fucking hurts now. skull
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opahl:
Mmm... Blood... *slurp*
dhill1:
Ouch, razor cuts hurt like hell. I feel your pain.
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Hmm haircut tomorrow and eye doctor next week....

The empty wallet keeps getting emptier. surreal
emperor_tane:
You ain't lying!!!!

Tane whatever
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Can't....sleep.....turning into ....bad tv zombie....

Must...buy...car dent puller....only.... $19.95...

Need...amazing juicer....can't live without....bowflex...

surreal surreal surreal surreal surreal surreal surreal surreal surreal surreal
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catboner:
no, that wouldnt be an acurate name, because unlike those lousy parkinsons assholes, this thing can at least sit still while the batteries are out. and it doesnt smell.
clara:
You are so mean! *sobs*
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Hmm I might just leave today and go somewhere...anywhere.

I'm getting cabin fever being here at home all day with nothing to do.

I'm wiggin' out back here! eeek
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verifythis:
Hold on my love. I will be there soon. You make me so very happy. I plan to keep you.

xoxoxoxo sarah
reitoei:
Come to The City, man - we can whoop it up... Crank up the Garbage, slot some Halo and watch Dark City or something when our fingers blister.
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Hmm I have a feeling I'll be completely worthless today...not that I've been real constructive lately anyways.

Woke up at noon...decided to wear my glasses for the first time in a few weeks bc contacts seemed like too much work...lounging around in my fleece and underwear....yup, my prediction for amount of constructive labor today is zero. surreal
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leiru13:
contacts _are_ too much work. So are glasses. What you really need to do is convince yourself you can do just fine without them.
ladydeath:
*HUGS* Thank you for cheering me up it was sweet of you. So you get a speacial DragonGirl Cookie. smile You helped me out some Thank You.
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Paaaaaay noooo attention to the DebraJean behind the curtain!!!

My profile photo is not cute despite what she says!

THE ALMIGHTY GOAT HAS SPOKEN!! biggrin
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opahl:
Shaddup. It is too cute.
tara81:
i think the pic is way too hot.
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Hmm Sarah says I play too many video games and that I need a hobby...

I kind of thought that WAS my hobby... surreal

What kind of hobbies do you all have?

Maybe you'll give me some good ideas of other things to do.
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opahl:
Wow, you're planning on making desktops of me too? Hee. You people make me feel so cool!
pyronautica:
You aren't a mutant. I'm sure if you were a mutant, Wreernt wouldn't be so easily persuaded to want you.

As far as hobbies are concerned, I kind of thought that video games were hobbies too. Maybe I'm just as much of a social retard as you are. Err....not that that is a bad thing, of course.

But, I like to draw/sketch/doodle. I don't do it as often as I used to, but, it's still something that I consider hobbiesque.
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I don't really have much of interest to put here right now....

I'm just sitting around in my boxers watching the snow fall outside my room....

I wish Sarah was here with me to snuggle on my lap. I'd defiantly feel a sort of serenity and completeness I've been missing lately if she was.

Well, I hope all you students and working folks have a...
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daze1:
kiss me in 19 days you big strong goat bastard

wink
verifythis:
So does this mean I get Jason's sloppy seconds from Jason??? Lol. I love you bebe. *muwah* Hope you slept well. I will talk to you during a break. YAY for only 2 classes today WOOOOOO!!!!!

xo sarah
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Hmm, I hope my friend Jeff is okay.

I usually have him over from breakfast on Sundays since that's his only day off from working. He runs the motel here in town and can't leave other than when they are closed for half a day on Sunday.

He hopefully didn't starve, then again he always has better food than me....hmm, maybe he should have me...
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a548456:
*gives you a titty twister back and a manly hug*
How's things going, bro?
debrajean:
that picture is so cute you guys...
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Mmm coconut almond fudge ice cream is amazingly good... love

I think I can actually hear myself getting fatter... oink

Any of you out there huge ice cream fans like me?

I always have 2 or 3 kinds in the freezer.

What is your favorite?

I love Ben and Jerry Concession Obsession and good old mint chip. mmmm biggrin
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minsc_and_boo:
Chocolate chip cookie dough
i cant get enough of it
damnit now i need to go get some
opahl:
Plain old vanilla is my favorite. I'm so boring. smile

So tell me, what does getting fatter sound like? Maybe like that creaking sound balloons make when you put too much helium in them?