I know I promised comedy in my last entry but I don't really feel up to it. Sorry guys. Look on the bright side... you're being saved from reading the same lame funny I usually bring.
I applied for a part time job today. I really hope I get it. I spent a fair bit of time drooling over the stuff in the store yesterday....
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I applied for a part time job today. I really hope I get it. I spent a fair bit of time drooling over the stuff in the store yesterday....
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The second half of My Girlfriend is a Psychobitch will be in my next update. For now you get a boring entry.
First of all I have to give a big thank you to Oryx and Dogslife for their greatly appreciated advice after my last entry. Dogslife is a true gentleman. If you're in Toronto you should come see his show tonight. I know I...
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First of all I have to give a big thank you to Oryx and Dogslife for their greatly appreciated advice after my last entry. Dogslife is a true gentleman. If you're in Toronto you should come see his show tonight. I know I...
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idjit:
Thanks! I was a total "the Art of Star Wars" kind of kid and will watch all the bonus material on the DVDs for my favorite movies, so this is right up my alley - so I'm glad to hear other people are into that kind of thing! 
idjit:
Hah! I thing I did the same thing when I got the Indiana Jones Trilogy! I watched Men in Black with the Barry Sonenfield/Tommy Lee Jones commentary last night. I've watched practically every minute of the Lord of the Rings bonus material. I love the way Peter Jackson approached all of that. I think that if they had DVDs when I was growing up, I would have become a film maker. I fucking love that stuff.
Valentine's Day was wonderful. It seems a lot of people here had a pretty shitty day so I'll leave it at that.
I'm still poor and still unemployed. I foolishly thought that if I devoted myself to finding a job in my field this month that something might actually come of it. Instead, I'm broke, unable to pay my bills and seriously at risk of...
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I'm still poor and still unemployed. I foolishly thought that if I devoted myself to finding a job in my field this month that something might actually come of it. Instead, I'm broke, unable to pay my bills and seriously at risk of...
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lotus:
just a virus scanner
lotus:
I have a pc, so I'm downloading spybot right now. Thanks.
Well, I'm taking a one day break from bashing my lovely fiancee because it's Valentine's Day and I think that means I'm supposed to be nice to her.
So tonight was karaoke. I haven't been out for a few weeks. It was nice to see everyone again.
Swindy molested me. A lot.
Malice got a new beating stick. Please don't hurt me.
I ate mustard....
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So tonight was karaoke. I haven't been out for a few weeks. It was nice to see everyone again.
Swindy molested me. A lot.
Malice got a new beating stick. Please don't hurt me.
I ate mustard....
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lotus:
you're a saint.
lotus:
It totally is. I just applied.
So... I know it's supposed to be a romantic time and all... but my girlfriend is a raging looney. In the interest of humor, I bring you:
Ten Reasons FreakPirate's Girlfriend is a Psychobitch: A List in Two Parts
Part One
1. Her cat tries to eat my hand. A lot. Now I know what you're thinking, that's the cat's fault right? Fuck. That. Noise....
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Ten Reasons FreakPirate's Girlfriend is a Psychobitch: A List in Two Parts
Part One
1. Her cat tries to eat my hand. A lot. Now I know what you're thinking, that's the cat's fault right? Fuck. That. Noise....
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thefreak:
BWAHAHAHA!
Well, it could be worse, she could accuse you of producing Starship Troopers 2...
-TM
Well, it could be worse, she could accuse you of producing Starship Troopers 2...
-TM
mr_david:
Bah those marks are nothing...I once had bruises on my ass for 3 weeks.
One, two, three, four
Who's punk, what's the score?
My cats are fucking retards. Some times it's a damn good thing they're cute because holy shit... So much running around and fighting. Lucy's cat tried to eat my hand.
Now I'm tired but not sleepy. Just... tired. And my back is on fire again. I really need a new bed. Or maybe I'll just start...
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Who's punk, what's the score?
My cats are fucking retards. Some times it's a damn good thing they're cute because holy shit... So much running around and fighting. Lucy's cat tried to eat my hand.
Now I'm tired but not sleepy. Just... tired. And my back is on fire again. I really need a new bed. Or maybe I'll just start...
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stickyrice:
I sleep on a goddamned air mattress, so I know what you mean. It wouldn't be so bad if I didn't sleep 15 hours at a time. I mean, paraplegics sleep on air so they don't get bedsores, right?
You don't come around anymore.
You don't come around anymore.
lucy:
Dear Boy:
You are grumbly because I am ignoring you for the internerd...AGAIN.
But this time it is to tell you how much I love you...OH HOW DO I LOVE!!!!! LOVELOVELOVE.
I suppose I could probably do this in person, but you look so cute when you wriggle your nose indignantly. You look almost cantakerous. ALMOST.
Now, let us go buy MEATS!!
MEATY GOODNESS!
MMM, DELICIOUS MEATS OF EVIL!!!
xoxooxoxoxoxo
(kiss/Hug)
lucy
Also, you are a goth GOD/ANGEL and I would like to touch your ASS/BUTT while listenign to some goth favorite's, like Eiffel 65 (sixty five) "Europop" and get naked together, while you look on from a distance (100 miles or so) away.
Smile dark angel's!
lucy
www.lucydavidmorris.com
You are grumbly because I am ignoring you for the internerd...AGAIN.
But this time it is to tell you how much I love you...OH HOW DO I LOVE!!!!! LOVELOVELOVE.
I suppose I could probably do this in person, but you look so cute when you wriggle your nose indignantly. You look almost cantakerous. ALMOST.
Now, let us go buy MEATS!!
MEATY GOODNESS!
MMM, DELICIOUS MEATS OF EVIL!!!
xoxooxoxoxoxo
(kiss/Hug)
lucy
Also, you are a goth GOD/ANGEL and I would like to touch your ASS/BUTT while listenign to some goth favorite's, like Eiffel 65 (sixty five) "Europop" and get naked together, while you look on from a distance (100 miles or so) away.
Smile dark angel's!
lucy
www.lucydavidmorris.com
So... this has been a pretty excellent weekend.
Saturday
- went to see PresidentNumber2
- got to see radiofrank and his sister, always a pleasure
- saw III and scandelaux whom I haven't seen since... almost a year ago
- got plastered
- ate some really good sweet potato fries
- read the hilarious Bigfoot book
Sunday
- finally got to see Soleils again after...
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Saturday
- went to see PresidentNumber2
- got to see radiofrank and his sister, always a pleasure
- saw III and scandelaux whom I haven't seen since... almost a year ago
- got plastered
- ate some really good sweet potato fries
- read the hilarious Bigfoot book
Sunday
- finally got to see Soleils again after...
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katrina:
Grab your dick and double click,
porn, porn, porn!
porn, porn, porn!
akirali:
What zombie comic?
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Well... I'm a volunteer carpenter now. I'm not getting paid but I'm doing theatre work. I suppose that's a bonus right?
Next week will be better...
PresidentNumber2 is coming to visit this weekend. I'm looking forward to it a great deal. And Soleils is coming on Sunday and Monday. She'll be the first person from Edmonton I've seen since I left.
Whee.
Also... does anyone...
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Next week will be better...
PresidentNumber2 is coming to visit this weekend. I'm looking forward to it a great deal. And Soleils is coming on Sunday and Monday. She'll be the first person from Edmonton I've seen since I left.
Whee.
Also... does anyone...
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the_reverend:
Uh... hello?
swindy:
Hi ANAL DIKE TOY.
Jobs found that I qualify for: 1
Time said job runs: 3 AM - 11 AM
Lectures from my parents about how I'm not trying hard enough: 3
Guilt on a scale from 1 to 10: 12
Number of drinks estimated to cheer me up: 5
Drinks taken: 0
Drinks available: 1
Minutes of the State of the Union Address I was able to stomach:...
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Time said job runs: 3 AM - 11 AM
Lectures from my parents about how I'm not trying hard enough: 3
Guilt on a scale from 1 to 10: 12
Number of drinks estimated to cheer me up: 5
Drinks taken: 0
Drinks available: 1
Minutes of the State of the Union Address I was able to stomach:...
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mr_david:
Not really..I did however find it really hard to concentrate in class..I had a huge body high. It was so hard for me to stay at school.
What job did you qualify for?
What job did you qualify for?
ahriman:
Right. "Lucy" wants to see my hot butt. When did Lucys real name become Daniel again? Just wondering.
If y'all want to see me, I'll be at Karaoke on Monday.
If y'all want to see me, I'll be at Karaoke on Monday.
So uh... anyone in Toronto need odd jobs done? Windows washed? Fences painted? Large theatre productions lit? Or painted? Or built?
I'm so tired of working shitty jobs to make ends meet. I can't get any work in theatre because I don't have the experience. I can't get the experience because it's all volunteer work that won't pay my bills. So I'm stuck doing shit...
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I'm so tired of working shitty jobs to make ends meet. I can't get any work in theatre because I don't have the experience. I can't get the experience because it's all volunteer work that won't pay my bills. So I'm stuck doing shit...
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martini:
i need a manwhore? but he must also come with an uber hot girlfriend.. i think you might have a deal.
xo
xo
swindy:
Take that job^
I'm so fucking broke it's scary. And the best part is... I don't know if I have a job or not. Whee! I just have to hold out a few more days until I get my paycheque and hopefully my money from the Alberta government comes fucking soon...
I joined a gym. I now have a gym membership, a place in the suburbs, two cats,...
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I joined a gym. I now have a gym membership, a place in the suburbs, two cats,...
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zenfish:
that fucking blows ass. didn't change your address with the gov I take it?
zenfish:
good point. let's hope iit works out for you.
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lucy:
I love you more than David Hasselhoff loves hairy German women and bad special effects.
So....a LOT.
Seriously, A LOT.
So....a LOT.
Seriously, A LOT.
mr_dave:
Don't worry man... I'll help you fuck up Hassellhoff... I've always wanted to have a conversation with him about what you should and should not do to a Pontiac....
Actually, we've got a client there. I was integrating the phone system for all the rooms in the hotel into the call accounting software, and tieing that into the Hotel Management Software.
Wee.