Don't get offended
If I seem absent minded
Just keep telling me facts
Just keep making my smile
Don't get offended
If I seem absent minded
I get tongue tied
Baby you've got to be more discerning
I've never known what's good for me
I will be yours
Thank you for all the wonderful suggestions. I will be putting them to good use in the...
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If I seem absent minded
Just keep telling me facts
Just keep making my smile
Don't get offended
If I seem absent minded
I get tongue tied
Baby you've got to be more discerning
I've never known what's good for me
I will be yours
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I've run into a problem.
Okay... I've run into a NEW problem. But this one's an easy one and isn't causing me to beat my head against various hard surfaces. I want to write. I want nothing more than to spend hours at this keyboard or hunched over my notebook. However, I don't have the slightest clue where to start.
So I turn to you......
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Okay... I've run into a NEW problem. But this one's an easy one and isn't causing me to beat my head against various hard surfaces. I want to write. I want nothing more than to spend hours at this keyboard or hunched over my notebook. However, I don't have the slightest clue where to start.
So I turn to you......
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pearlygirl:
Funny you should ask us for dreams. You were totally in one of mine the other night. We were on a mission of sorts. I think it was to get the correct lightbulb for the brake light on my van. Which was apparently an immensely difficult and dangerous task. We were sneaking into buildings and hiding from some creepy janitor guy. And then driving like maniacs up a really steep muddy mountain. It was odd. But I laughed when I woke up. 
chazstrummer:
She went ballistic in a magnificent kind of way. 
Because all we can do is what we've always done
Thank the gods for karaoke. Only there could an ugly chump like me get applause and cheers for singing in a mediocre fashion.
My brain is running a million miles an hour. I have so many things I wish I could say to so many people. I'm trying so hard to slow down. I need...
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Thank the gods for karaoke. Only there could an ugly chump like me get applause and cheers for singing in a mediocre fashion.
My brain is running a million miles an hour. I have so many things I wish I could say to so many people. I'm trying so hard to slow down. I need...
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glass_cat:
In a game where the majority of wins are gained by finding ways it could be worse...
a small victory is a fucking extravagance.
a small victory is a fucking extravagance.
angelvanilla:
Looks puzzled
Some people in Vancouver are excited for you to come!!!!
Look foward to that!
Some people in Vancouver are excited for you to come!!!!
Look foward to that!
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arden:
I understand and believe or not I pretty sure I know what you are talking about xoxoxo
adelheide:
**HUG** don't know whats wrong but hugs usually make me feel better so here is another one for you **HUG**
think of a costume and come party with me at the plant for halloween!!
think of a costume and come party with me at the plant for halloween!!
The sound you are hearing is my head hitting walls. Ignore it.
You know what's awesome? Showing up at work at 8:30 when your shift doesn't start until 10:30 because you wrote your fucking schedule down wrong.
That's right folks. One of those weeks.
Home again. Panic-y. Sick. My day was a trainwreck before noon.
Three hours later and I've finally regained a bit of...
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You know what's awesome? Showing up at work at 8:30 when your shift doesn't start until 10:30 because you wrote your fucking schedule down wrong.
That's right folks. One of those weeks.
Home again. Panic-y. Sick. My day was a trainwreck before noon.
Three hours later and I've finally regained a bit of...
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thefreak:
I've done that.
-TM
-TM
chazstrummer:
I hope today was an improvement.
I stayed home from work today. Having achieved almost no sleep last night I felt like death when I awoke (for the sixth or seventh time...) and decided I'd be completely useless if I went in.
So today I'm picking up a pen and my notebook and I'm not stopping until something good happens or my hand falls off. Some people like the sound of...
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So today I'm picking up a pen and my notebook and I'm not stopping until something good happens or my hand falls off. Some people like the sound of...
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lucy:
DINGLY DINGLY!!
hearse83:
I know you're writing because i started writing. Copier.
My thermostat informs me that it is 20 degrees in my house. My thermostat is clearly a fucking liar because I am freezing my ass off despite the fact that I am wearing two hoodies, pants and socks. I swear the only way I can tell that I still have toes is because I am sitting on them to keep them warm and occaisionally I...
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jody:
It's still lightly snowing here, but it's melting on the pavement. At least my dog is excited about it.
jody:
I taught myself to drive a standard. I had a bit of instruction from my mom and dad, but they were not very good at explaining things.
In my opinion, giving it too much gas is preferable to not enough. It's the difference between spinning the tires a bit and having the car jerk and then stall.
Good luck.
In my opinion, giving it too much gas is preferable to not enough. It's the difference between spinning the tires a bit and having the car jerk and then stall.
Good luck.
I'm tired. But generally quite pleased with things. I'm hoping the rest of the week goes as well.
I guess we'll see what happens.
Fried rice and Serenity. This is what an afternoon should be. Well, it's a good start. That's for sure.
I'd be so damned adorable if I didn't ramble so much. I'm eloquent in my head. My tongue just doesn't agree...
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I guess we'll see what happens.
Fried rice and Serenity. This is what an afternoon should be. Well, it's a good start. That's for sure.
I'd be so damned adorable if I didn't ramble so much. I'm eloquent in my head. My tongue just doesn't agree...
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rin:
you snore? prepare for throat-punching.
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radiofrank:
Hedge?
My birthday isn't for another six months...but you're certainly invited.
My birthday isn't for another six months...but you're certainly invited.
radiofrank:
Ah, very good.
Today just feels like a day where I want to do nothing but curl up in bed and watch TV. Or possibly play Guitar Hero all night. Sadly this is not the case and I have many miles before I sleep. What a busy, stressed out shitstorm this week has been.
I should be better than this.
I really want to go on a date....
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I should be better than this.
I really want to go on a date....
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mc_dove:
We have just lost cabin pressure.
for some reason this is one of the most terrifying sentences in the world to me.
if you ever come to the states, i'll treat you to Chipotle. burritos the size of your head, i tells ya!
for some reason this is one of the most terrifying sentences in the world to me.
if you ever come to the states, i'll treat you to Chipotle. burritos the size of your head, i tells ya!
martini:
i'll let you touch my boob if you take me out for dinner and a movie...
and you get to pick the boob!
xo
and you get to pick the boob!
xo
Being without the internet sucks.
Karaoke is fun but screaming makes my throat hurt.
If anyone needs me... I'll be somewhere else.
Well... Now what the fuck do we do?
Oh... I'm in charge of one of the Staff Picks movie racks at work for a while. My current choices:
Night of the Living Dead
Dawn of the Dead
Shaun of the Dead
Lost: Season...
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Karaoke is fun but screaming makes my throat hurt.
If anyone needs me... I'll be somewhere else.
Well... Now what the fuck do we do?
Oh... I'm in charge of one of the Staff Picks movie racks at work for a while. My current choices:
Night of the Living Dead
Dawn of the Dead
Shaun of the Dead
Lost: Season...
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getfighted:
No no, it was yours. :]
Im jealous, I wanted to see them with A Change Of Pace, but they came here on a Wednesday, and I go to night school.
Im jealous, I wanted to see them with A Change Of Pace, but they came here on a Wednesday, and I go to night school.
margot_dent:
whatevs. i've got, like, 30 goddamn dicks.
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mc_dove:
man, i just came here to ask you if you died, but i can see you're online so you didn't. unless you're a ZOMBIE, in which case i will shoot you in your face! 
mc_dove:
oh my. 
did you break out in cold sweats and see babies on the ceiling all Trainspotting style?
did you break out in cold sweats and see babies on the ceiling all Trainspotting style?
-TM