My eyes burn with the ancient fury of ten thousand suns!
If you ever meet me, you may have the unrivalled pleasure of witnessing me throw out my chest, lock my hands into the claws, cast my eyes wildly on the heavens, and roar 'My eyes burn with the fury of ten thousand suns.'
Should this happen, do not be alarmed. I am not posessed....
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If you ever meet me, you may have the unrivalled pleasure of witnessing me throw out my chest, lock my hands into the claws, cast my eyes wildly on the heavens, and roar 'My eyes burn with the fury of ten thousand suns.'
Should this happen, do not be alarmed. I am not posessed....
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I am ten ninjas cursed with the elements of their own unmaking.
So I made a chain flail today. I had a chain, and a broomhandle, and some glue and a drill. Now I have an arguably illegal hacked together mass weapon. It's vicious, brutal, and probably very good at tripping attacks. Shame I'll never use it.
And now, Homework!
So I made a chain flail today. I had a chain, and a broomhandle, and some glue and a drill. Now I have an arguably illegal hacked together mass weapon. It's vicious, brutal, and probably very good at tripping attacks. Shame I'll never use it.
And now, Homework!
meta:
you are more dangerous than I thought. to the point that I am considering singing a Backstreet Boys song to you.
meta:
yeah. you know those Magic Garden things where you add a water-type substance and wacky crystals grow in a vaguely treelike formation?
one of those. I consider it an affront to GOD HIMSELF.
one of those. I consider it an affront to GOD HIMSELF.
I'm listening to Chopin's Waltz 72, if the filename of my bootleg MP3 is to be believed, and I have to say that I like it very much. I would describe it as elegantly clumsy. It sounds unwieldy, but is constructed in such a way that the pattern of this unwieldy sound creates an overall euphony. And for the record, I am not and should...
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You know I downloaded a song called "Fuck Me" by KMFDM, which, if you don't know, is a goth industrial band... in any case, the song that actually downloaded with that file-name was some mellow old-fashioned jazz. Culture? What?
Whatthefuckever.
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Whatthefuckever.
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pensquare:
It has come to my attention that the way to get SGs to comment in one's journal is to use big words, and talk about listening to classy music.
I'm off to Border's Books for a thesaurus and a CD by a dead European guy whose name I can't pronounce.
I'm off to Border's Books for a thesaurus and a CD by a dead European guy whose name I can't pronounce.
I just saw some boys jogging past my window. I relate this to you only because I was amused by the manner in which their heads bobbed up and down in unison. I group of girls just came by in the other direction, doing much the same thing. It really is the little things in life.
I spent yesterday afternoon sitting on the lawn on...
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xip:
No but it makes you oddly Snoopy-like.
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judas:
the super powers do not come from the panties. the panties, however, do incubate the powers better than other panties.
I am ten ninjas surging upside down through the corridors of power, whooping and hollering and swinging pink garden flamingos at the heads of the oppressors, executing drastic revisions in history with broad and indelicate strokes of an author's brush.
I am ten of your ninjas on drugs.
I just wrote something in the 'Why are cowboy's such fucking assholes' thread. I think it's probably...
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I am ten of your ninjas on drugs.
I just wrote something in the 'Why are cowboy's such fucking assholes' thread. I think it's probably...
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xip:
This is your ninja.
This is your ninja on drugs.
See how he kinda stumbles around?
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This is your ninja on drugs.
See how he kinda stumbles around?
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starfior:
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?s=73a395a66a89001084b7c39e2bc88758&threadid=1107178&perpage=40&pagenumber=1
Sweet mother of god. The world is doomed.
Sweet mother of god. The world is doomed.
I feel that I should point out to anyone who may or may not be concerned that most of the complaints and whines that I put to page in the journal come out later in the evening. Most of the day I actually am pretty happy about life, the universe, and everything, But for whatever reason my mood drops when I slow down in the...
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starfior:
So what you're saying is... when you really get a chance to come in contact with your soul is when you find out you're a whiney prat? 
Luv ya, fucker! 
Luv ya, fucker!
meta:
nonetheless, I hug you, whether you like it or not, you fucker.
Black dark heart.
I had an adventure today. I had to drive the blood from the first half of the blood drive to the collection point. Apparently, the organizer was supposed to have a van handy to ferry the blood around, but there was no van so I volunteered to transport it. I feel hideously guilty about blood, I will not bring myself to sit...
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I had an adventure today. I had to drive the blood from the first half of the blood drive to the collection point. Apparently, the organizer was supposed to have a van handy to ferry the blood around, but there was no van so I volunteered to transport it. I feel hideously guilty about blood, I will not bring myself to sit...
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judas:
I have all these flaws. I'm blisteringly intelligent, but I've never applied it to anything useful, or practical. I'm a fantastic writer with an expansive vocabulary, but I've never written more than five or six pages on a subject. I'm an excellent lover and an emotional cripple. I can defend with the sword, but not attack.
sweetheart, by saying those things, by knowing that those things are true, you have exactly the right tools to make it different. so do it.
i am very familiar with these problems--being intelligent and a good writer yet feeling dragged down by something other (ourselves? simple fear?) that prevents anything worthwhile from spewing forth. but there just gets to be a time where enough is enough--this is your life, my life, our life, and no one is going to make it easier but you. so do it. just fucking do it and stop whining. we're each the master of our very own universe and in the end have no one to blame but ourselves if we fail.
we have the power to be happy.
we have the power to succeed.
we also have the power to let fear cripple us and make us bitter.
which will you choose? you are young, and not a helluva a lot of life has happened to you yet--but you know enough to know that it is cyclical and powerful and random. take advantage of those facts.
and stop being an emotional cripple--you may be a good fuck, but you can't be a good lover if that's the case.
sweetheart, by saying those things, by knowing that those things are true, you have exactly the right tools to make it different. so do it.
i am very familiar with these problems--being intelligent and a good writer yet feeling dragged down by something other (ourselves? simple fear?) that prevents anything worthwhile from spewing forth. but there just gets to be a time where enough is enough--this is your life, my life, our life, and no one is going to make it easier but you. so do it. just fucking do it and stop whining. we're each the master of our very own universe and in the end have no one to blame but ourselves if we fail.
we have the power to be happy.
we have the power to succeed.
we also have the power to let fear cripple us and make us bitter.
which will you choose? you are young, and not a helluva a lot of life has happened to you yet--but you know enough to know that it is cyclical and powerful and random. take advantage of those facts.
and stop being an emotional cripple--you may be a good fuck, but you can't be a good lover if that's the case.
renegadefuzz:
there there francis... think about it this way, things will always turn out better, or suck, and apparently now things seem to rather suck for you, so you either know what to expect, or things will get better. The fancy part of all of it is that it's up to you to choose which way your world will turn.
I feel for ya, and I've faith you can kill this beast...
Maybe next week we could go to the Saloon, ya? If I'm better by then? Think happy goals..
If you need a hug, let me know. I'm rather happy about supplying those...
I feel for ya, and I've faith you can kill this beast...
Maybe next week we could go to the Saloon, ya? If I'm better by then? Think happy goals..
If you need a hug, let me know. I'm rather happy about supplying those...
Paranormal things have been happening. I have deveolped an acute case of beard, among other things.
So I've been up since about seven this morning helping out with a red cross blood drive. I can't stand a needle long enough to give, so I try to do my best to help with set up, break down, and whatever else needs be done. This time I ended up ferrying two coolers full of blood down to the collection center, which was a...
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vampirate:
So I've been up since about seven this morning helping out with a red cross blood drive.
You know, in this brief space right here, between these two sentences, I had the time to ask myself, "man, you'd think he'd be empty by now."
I can't stand a needle long enough to give, so I try to do my best to help with set up, break down, and whatever else needs be done.
You know what I really want right now? I want to watch cowboy bebop, start to finish. I want to have a good cry, sack out for the night in my sleeping bag, and wake up tommorow to Ragnarok. That would make my day.
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Cowboy Bebop makes people cry? I really want to know, not out of sarcasm, but I've never seen the show and I thought it was some brainless shot-em-up anime.
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starfior:
Dude. Xip... Bebop is like.... the most plot filled and depressing series I've ever seen. It could never effectively be done live action because the budget would be too huge. It's far from brainless.
I just lost a page of writing that was going to be my journal. I now feel more like shit than I previously did. See, I was going to bitch for a little while, then write this whole neat segment about the last defender of some ancient Citadel, waiting at the top of the stairs in the tallest tower of the fortress with a broken...
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meta:
not to get all Milli Vanilli on your ass, but, I blame it on the rain.
Alergy season seems to have started. If anyone needs me, I'll be out back putting myself out of my misery.
Seriously, though, does anyone know of an alergy once-a-day that doesn't knock you out or carry a lot of side effects? Benadryl is worse than the alergies themselves, and I've heard Claretin can make your alergies significantly worse over time. But I need something.
Seriously, though, does anyone know of an alergy once-a-day that doesn't knock you out or carry a lot of side effects? Benadryl is worse than the alergies themselves, and I've heard Claretin can make your alergies significantly worse over time. But I need something.
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vim:
I posted an answer in your thread but I'll post herea as well....seriously dude, my allergy season used to be torture untill I started doing saline nasal washes....as nasty and unpleasant as it sounds, it makes a HUUUGE difference...I just rinse first thing each morning in the shower....once around lunch time....once after work...and once right before bed....
NeilMed Sinus Rinse
good luck!
NeilMed Sinus Rinse
good luck!
xip:
Try... moving.. to the desert. Are you allergic to sand?
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