My journey is fulfilled. I have gone to the far south and returned with my porcine burden. The Pig is in my posession. All is well.
First I will take a shower. Then I will go to sleep. Tommorow I will wake up at six in the morning and drive to Geneva Minnesota to retrieve the corpse of a pig. Corpse in had, I will acquire a roaster. I will leave these items at home and take a final. All this before ten O'clock. I will then go to the ball...
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First I will take a shower. Then I will go to sleep. Tommorow I will wake up at six in the morning and drive to Geneva Minnesota to retrieve the corpse of a pig. Corpse in had, I will acquire a roaster. I will leave these items at home and take a final. All this before ten O'clock. I will then go to the ball...
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My neck is breaking out in hives. I suspect that it will shortly begin to melt. This will be followed by a soul chilling scream as I devolve into a puddle of warm, liquid goo.
judas:
hot.
just_bob:
ouch shit that sucks
I'm listening to Emo music on a three year old Minidisc player using headphones I stole from Northwest Airlines. I don't know what that makes me, but it makes me something.
The Great and Consistently Updated Washington Road Trip Inventory!___________________________________________________
Short sword (self defense)
Fighting knife (ditto)
Mag Light (self defense, but don't tell the cops)
Condoms (self defense)
Cash (strip club)
Cash (bail)
Cash...
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The Great and Consistently Updated Washington Road Trip Inventory!___________________________________________________
Short sword (self defense)
Fighting knife (ditto)
Mag Light (self defense, but don't tell the cops)
Condoms (self defense)
Cash (strip club)
Cash (bail)
Cash...
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ellebelle:
I think the cops already know that mag lights can and will be used as cobatons. LOL nice try though.
Your profile pic is just as HAWT as the last one I saw. I'm wondering if you've had any in between.
*ROFLMAO*
So like you only brush your teeth when your gettin your mack on? I thought I was the only one who did that. Brushing just takes too damn long~duttin it??? too funny. Of course we are both playing- we both brush our teeth once- maybe even two or three times a day- right?
edited because I suck- if I find another spelling mistake after I submit this- you'll just have to figure that shit out on your own.
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Your profile pic is just as HAWT as the last one I saw. I'm wondering if you've had any in between.
*ROFLMAO*
So like you only brush your teeth when your gettin your mack on? I thought I was the only one who did that. Brushing just takes too damn long~duttin it??? too funny. Of course we are both playing- we both brush our teeth once- maybe even two or three times a day- right?
edited because I suck- if I find another spelling mistake after I submit this- you'll just have to figure that shit out on your own.
[Edited on May 11, 2005 11:39PM]
4nik8:
Mackammo 
One thing I never learned how to do in school was fail gracefully.
I'm going to list things that are needed for a proper road trip to our nations glorious, thriving, murderer and hooker infested capital.
Short sword (self defense)
Fighting knife (ditto)
Mag Light (self defense, but don't tell the cops)
Condoms (self defense)
Cash (strip club)
Cash (bail)
Cash (emergency - train ride...
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I'm going to list things that are needed for a proper road trip to our nations glorious, thriving, murderer and hooker infested capital.
Short sword (self defense)
Fighting knife (ditto)
Mag Light (self defense, but don't tell the cops)
Condoms (self defense)
Cash (strip club)
Cash (bail)
Cash (emergency - train ride...
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renegadefuzz:
don't worry.. I've only failed gracefully 3 times. And that's only because I failed with such glory and impressiveness that it could be called a skill in some countries. To me.. it was just a beautiful swan dive off a 500 foot cliff unto the rocks below...
What kind of cookies? This would be imperative to know, as it might make or break my inclusion on this trip.
What kind of cookies? This would be imperative to know, as it might make or break my inclusion on this trip.
I'm going to list things that are needed for a proper road trip to our nations glorious, thriving, murderer and hooker infested capital.
Short sword (self defense)
Fighting knife (ditto)
Mag Light (self defense, but don't tell the cops)
Condoms (self defense)
Cash (strip club)
Cash (bail)
Cash (emergency - train ride home when car explodes)
Motor oil
Sleeping bag (hotels are expensive, back of...
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Short sword (self defense)
Fighting knife (ditto)
Mag Light (self defense, but don't tell the cops)
Condoms (self defense)
Cash (strip club)
Cash (bail)
Cash (emergency - train ride home when car explodes)
Motor oil
Sleeping bag (hotels are expensive, back of...
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meta:
what? no mention of such mundane things as camera + film, liquid sustenance, writing utensils? for to record your life's work as you come of age on the road?
meta:
woooooowwww. the carefulness of my reading shall destroy this earth.
I'm going to list things that are needed for a proper road trip to our nations glorious, thriving, murderer and hooker infested capital.
Short sword (self defense)
Fighting knife (ditto)
Mag Light (self defense, but don't tell the cops)
Condoms (self defense)
Cash (strip club)
Cash (bail)
Cash (emergency - train ride home when car explodes)
Motor oil
Sleeping bag (hotels are expensive, back of...
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Short sword (self defense)
Fighting knife (ditto)
Mag Light (self defense, but don't tell the cops)
Condoms (self defense)
Cash (strip club)
Cash (bail)
Cash (emergency - train ride home when car explodes)
Motor oil
Sleeping bag (hotels are expensive, back of...
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meta:
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language like that will only get you kidnapped by spooky short girls. accept your fate now and all will be well.
it could be when you least expect it. it could happen in the middle of the darkest most thunderous night where no one can see you thrash or hear you scream.
or, whenever's good for you.
language like that will only get you kidnapped by spooky short girls. accept your fate now and all will be well.
it could be when you least expect it. it could happen in the middle of the darkest most thunderous night where no one can see you thrash or hear you scream.
or, whenever's good for you.
renegadefuzz:
woot. sounds like fun... I'll buy the ice cream (as long as I can buy some sherbet as well....)
There is probably a fine line between 'Adventure' and 'Attention Whore'.
That said, the best way to get at the sweet juicy innards of a miniature water melon is to whack it a solid blow with your seax. And I'm not just saying that because the man in the commercial told me to.
That said, the best way to get at the sweet juicy innards of a miniature water melon is to whack it a solid blow with your seax. And I'm not just saying that because the man in the commercial told me to.
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frankmask:
T-shirt reading 'Your mere existence offends my sense of reality'. (to be worn when visiting the vampires on capital hill)
frankmask:
Anti Materials Rifle (so I'm a bit paranoid about the vampires, so sue me)
On Making a Heroic Declaration.
Posture is important. Stand up straight, with your feet splayed shoulder width apart. Raise your dominant arm to the sky at a ninety degree angle, extending the pointer finger. Your shoulders should be set at an angle to your feet so that your dominant shoulder is facing slightly towards your audience. Incline your head towards the tip of your pointer...
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Posture is important. Stand up straight, with your feet splayed shoulder width apart. Raise your dominant arm to the sky at a ninety degree angle, extending the pointer finger. Your shoulders should be set at an angle to your feet so that your dominant shoulder is facing slightly towards your audience. Incline your head towards the tip of your pointer...
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meta:
ill-advised shenanigans indeed. kidnapping is afoot.
this is what we've waited for, this is it boys, this is war.
this is what we've waited for, this is it boys, this is war.
frankmask:
Would 'Oh my God! I have bones sticking out of my face!' be a normal sort of thing for a person to think upon realizing that they do, in fact, have teeth?
The sun is going down rapidly and the weather has me praying for rain.
Strange as it may seem to the locals, Minnesota periodically reminds me of the jersey shore. The smell in the air is the same, the warm winds, and the open sky that is totally devoid of mountains and stars. The climate isn't all that different from my experiences of Jersey.
My...
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Strange as it may seem to the locals, Minnesota periodically reminds me of the jersey shore. The smell in the air is the same, the warm winds, and the open sky that is totally devoid of mountains and stars. The climate isn't all that different from my experiences of Jersey.
My...
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Alergies are natures way of elbowing you in the kidneys. They're all 'Look, isn't it beautiful outside? Betcha wish you could go out and enjoy it without your eyes puffing up and your nose developing a consistent leak. Chump'. And then you've got to be all like 'Fuck you, Nature.' Then you change your oil in your back yard and pour it down the gutter,...
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