frankmask

I'd like to either find a girl that I am comfortable with, or be comfortable with not finding a girl. This in between shit has just got to go.

I'm building a project armoured vehicle! or as some like to call them an art car! (NOTE: this will never actually happen. There is no way I will actually stay interested long enough to build the damned thing).

I just watched Tank Girl.

That said, I need a big truck with an engine and brakes that work well. And I need it for free. Who...
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Okay. so here is my fairly accurate metaphor for my academic problems at the moment.

When I try to sit down and write I find that I am unable. It feels like asthma. You know how to breath, you're trying to breath, but it's not happening. You feel frustrated, trapped, and frightened. I know how to write. I'm trying to write. But it's not happening....
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I just plunged my knife squarely through the heart of an orange. Poor bugger never had a chance. Let us mourn for the death of the lesser free range orange.

For a pacifist I have many of the trappings of violent conflict, neh?

The other night I went out and spun around with a pair of swords until I began suffering from shortness of breath....
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I just plunged my knife squarely through the heart of an orange. Poor bugger never had a chance. Let us mourn for the death of the lesser free range orange.

For a pacifist I have many of the trappings of violent conflict, neh?

Hey folks. I feel really bad, and I don't know why. It's like I'd be depressed, but that would be too much effort.

There is only one possible cure, that I know of. I have about twenty dollars to my name right now and I want to get a hold of the full series of Aeon Flux, or at least as much of it as...
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I feel like my soul has been sucked out through my nose and put on an intellectual taffy puller.

So many strange dreams. Last night it was vampires and vengance against them. Space vampires, of course. Or at least vampires that had a nasty habit of travelling in LEO capable vessels and supporting their troops with various sorts of gunship aircraft. And they were vulnerable to silver. I usually hate stories that make vampires weak to silver, I wonder why I did it in...
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I am exhausted. Like barely standing exhausted. Sometime during the night my body stopped maintaining a stiff upper lip and more or less collapsed in on itself. I've decided that only yuppie fruit smoothies and sushi can save me, so it's off to Jamba Juice and Kowalski's for me.

I want to have sex. I don't need to have sex, It would just be really nice right now. See, I've been up for the last two days driving all over the Midwest, prepping a pig for cooking, watching a pig cook, carrying a pig around, watching a pig being served, distributing flower leis, butchering what was left of the carcass so we could freeze...
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Okay, what about a plasma sword that works in the following fashion. The outer layer of the plasma is held absolutely solid, near zero movement, by some poorly explained magnetic force thingy. The gas inside is about as hot as gas plasma can get without turning into the next highest state of matter. When the swords mag field intersects and object the object is instantly...
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Okay. So Luau is tommorow, at my schools End of the Year Party.

My plan is to mix up about a half a dozen cultures, which will involve wearing things like grass skirts along with a Green Man mask if I can get ahold of one. Also involved will be much dancing and random chanting, along with the copious application of Henna and sharpie to...
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