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As the number of Suicide Girls increased it became harder to grok each person as an individual.

Nudity is cheap, porn is free and universally available. The value wasn't in the nudity and it wasn't in the tattoos. It wasn't in the quality of the photography or the subjective aesthetic appeal of the individual women.

Instead, the value was in the interaction...
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renegadefuzz:
Oh dear... I miss when we used to live next door to each other.
malkav11:
Been a while. What's new with you?
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Who re-upped my thingy?

God damn I used to be skinny.
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starfior:
Fuck yeah dude!
renegadefuzz:
yours got re opened too?

Wierd.
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While playing HALO this evening I encountered someone who was not a team player. He insisted on running me over with the truck and standing in front of me while I was making sniper shots. Kind of a jerk, right? I launched into a tirade "well drive you're own damned truck you jerk. God, you're such an ass. Seriously, have you nothing better...
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If I hear someone upstairs scream "Ahh! There's a spider in my *whatever*" odds are that shortly I will be dragged up stairs to kill, maim, or murder said spider. It's pretty much infallible.
malkav11:
Poor spiders. They're only trying to devour the pests that would otherwise plague one's happy home. Now, centipede murder, that I can get behind.
ravenlexus:
i am in no way a fan of s[iders, they scare the hell out of me! but i can never bring myself to kill the creepy little buggers.
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I got my wisdom teeth out. So far it hasn't really been to bad. I'm weaing a scarf filled with ice over the lower half of my head.
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otoki:
That would be lovely. Message me a week or so ahead of time so I don't chicken out of working that weekend.

Eew, wisdom teeth... I remember a few of my friends with chipmunk faces.
tempest:
lol.. would you like me to email you a list anyway? wink
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I have obtained a copy of the Necronomicon of the mad arab, Abdul Alhazred. Soon you will be able to look in the dictionary and find a picture of my face next to the entry "This entry has been removed because the very sight of it would drive men mad". The picture won't actually be there, though, because by that time my visage would...
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lotus:
I used to have a copy. A friend gave it to me for my birthday. Then some guy stole it!
It contains a lot of spells that need fucked up ingredients and you to carve silver by the light of the moon.

It's pretty awesome.
jtemperance:
Have you seen the remake some art school kids did of Call of Chthulhu? As poorly as Lovecraft has often been translated to film, this one is a winner, especially if you follow their hints and set the title cards to Welsh:
Call of Cthulhu movie

It's worth the $, just be sure and make your san roll...
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I am King Neversleep! I am the master of all that falls between dusk and dawn! I will now dine on the royal wall-cashews, while being fanned lovingly by the invisible frog princesses that accompany me at all times! Fear not, loyal subject, your tax dollars are not being idly wasted! I waste them with ferver and great potence! Observe, for I, King Neversleep, have...
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temper:
That beyond-sleepiness state of abberation is quite enthralling, is it not?

I remember those phases.... I just don't know if I do so fondly or completely vexed.
Sleep is defenitaly the healthier alternative. wink
temper:
(aberration, I mean of course. Can't edit. blush )
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When I conquer the world the National Anthem shall be changed to the 'Badger Badger Badger' song. Those accused of treason will be placed in really cold jello up to their armpits and will not be released until they sing the whole song five hundred times. They will be assisted by the shrill voices of five hundred little girls.
comicking:
I guess I'd better learn that song... in case I'm accused of treason. Just try to prove it though... wink
hemightbegiant:
MUSHROOM MUSHROOM!!
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It occurs to me that when hunters go hunting they tend to go after the largest and grandest animal in the herd, rather than those weak, young, old, or lame. This doesn't seem like it is in the best interest of the species, and seems quite different from what I know of a predatory animals selection of a prey animal.
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hemightbegiant:
Actually I completely understand. I have always wanted to hunt some sort of predator with a sword.
At first it was a black bear...
but then I found out bear is my spirit animal, so I decided that killing a bear...not really in my best interest.
A mountain lion or something would be cool.
You would have to be in peak physical condition to do it...but man would that be a trophy.

"See that mountain lion over there? Yeah...I killed it...WITH A KNIFE!"

Haha
hemightbegiant:
I'm not breeding them YET, but I am working on it.
I bought a NERD Line Lemon Pastel ball python...
now all I need is a few females.

I had one snake I bought as a female...and grew to almost breeding size...only to find out it was a male.
Set me back a bit, but I'm not quitting.
First step: New apartment, get settled.
Second step: get female snakes and raise them to breeding size...

or just skip that and buy an adult snake.
Either one works.

Why? You interested in buying a pastel when I make some?
I could give you a deal.
$350 for a male. That's a good price. I paid $550.
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Now I'm back in the AK, and I'm frightfully aware of how far away everyone is.
roethke:
Pedantism and obfuscation! For Evil!
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I'm in Minneapolis.

Bet you didn't see that coming.
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renegadefuzz:
yay! Francis is in the cities. This gives me much joy. You, sir, must hang out with me. A lot. I've missed you when you were far away in the Up North.

kiss
scarydoll:
Where are you usually?
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I'm self medicating with chocolate.
wren:
That is the most delicious form of self medication.